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donations are not profits. you have to read the fine print. it's very deceptive.

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according to the contract that YIYF signed donations are considered profits. Or do you need another war to convince you?
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before we go through another, lets let the boss decide. well yiyf?

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Yeah Warbler's right - I'm a greedy bastard so I do consider donations to be profit and the contract reflects that.

However, in recent months we have actually made losses, so Warbler owes us money.

War does not make one great.

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hmm.. was that in the contract?

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no, I get 50% of the profits. Since the comany lost money, I get nothing. loss is not profit.
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Originally posted by: ricardo
hmm.. was that in the contract?

Sure was. It was in the microscopic print invisible ink section. Loss is the opposite of profit and the opposite of Warbler recieving is giving. It's a very balanced contract.

War does not make one great.

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is that written above the microscopic print invisible ink written-in-chinese section that says anything written in english in invisible ink is null and void?
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*watches words on contract disappear* so does that mean the whole contract is null and void?

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I'm sorry didn't read the full statement: anything written in english in invisible ink not to be confused with diappearing ink is null void. Now do you understand?
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Originally posted by: Warbler
I'm sorry didn't read the full statement: anything written in english in invisible ink not to be confused with diappearing ink is null void. Now do you understand? So disapperaing ink is ok then? Phew...Good thing I had the clause written in disappearing ink. Oh, and did I mention it was also written in some language other than english? Can't remember what language right now.

May I also take the opportunity to quote this little ditty recently posted by Warbler in the things we hate thread:

Originally posted by: Warbler
they may be hidden, but they are legally binding.



War does not make one great.

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wow.. my name looks so good on the on-notice board.

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*sigh*
http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/4079/onnotice5lx2.jpg

this attemp at breaking the contract shall cease immediatly. Or I shall be forced to take action against FrobozzCo that the company will regret.
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Originally posted by: ricardo
wow.. my name looks so good on the on-notice board.


Yeah but he only put sean not seanwookie.
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I refuse to let this thread die. Fond memories here.

http://i.imgur.com/7N84TM8.jpg

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yea.. umm.. i've been away. with hookers. and a plastic chainsaw.

btw, does anyone have bandaids?

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sweet! you should put one on too, then we'd totally be power ranger bandaid best friends forever!

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Nanner Split said:

I refuse to let this thread die. Fond memories here.

 qft

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ah, this old thread.  Fond memories indeed. 

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My god! I've read a few pages and this doesn't sound like the Warbler I know.... Who are you and what did you do with the old Warbler??

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Ricardo what the hell are you doing.

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em