Sorry I'm late, I was busy cleaning the bathroom stalls with my toothbrush when some little pixel looking dude jumped on my head. All I heard him say was, "It'sa me....". I couldn't hear the rest because my head went in the toilet. What the hell is going on around here?
Also YIYF, I made your tea earlier but when I went to bring it to you, your office door was locked? Just let me know if I need to bring my industrial strenght rubber gloves when I come to clean. Man, those things are awesome. They go all the way up to my elbows. Then I put on a rain coat and wrap syran wrap around one of my hats and I'm good to go. *Woot! I love cleaning up man juice! oh wait......
Bitches most certainly do not get paid.
Blast!
One last thing, for now on if anyone needs me, I put a dog house out back by the dumpster. You'll notice that it says bitch above the door written in purple crayon. Well, that's my new office. It's pretty fancy. I've got a sign in clip board and everything. Just leave your name and your arrival time and I will get to you in an orderly, yet timely, manner. Of course, yelling,"BITCH GET OUT HERE!", will work as well.
matt, i know that oral evulation took a LOT longer than expected. i hope i'm up to par. the secretary has to meet certain standards, i mean look at monica lewinsky. i know my manual evulation is above average, i take a lot of pride in that. would you like me to report to ricardo's office for another oral and manual evulation?