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Team_Warb Secret HQ(was: FrobozzCo (was :WARBLER., INC.™©®)) — Page 37

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Borrows Jimmy Olsen's watch to contact Superman. He freezes all of you.(And you can't use kryptonite.)
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Why can't he use Kryponite? And why did you freeze us all? What did I do?

War does not make one great.

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How can you sigh if you're frozen? Unless it was an in your mind-thought-bubble-sigh, in which case I'll allow it.

War does not make one great.

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can anyone cook in here? i'm starving. hey yiyf! who's frobozzco's official cook?! did sybe fire him?

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Yeah, I'm hungry too. We had a really good cook. Can't remember his name but he rocked. Haven't seen him for a while though. Maybe Sybe did fire him. If that so called 'General Manager' would show up from time to time we could ask him.

War does not make one great.

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i think some reorganisation is needed in this company.. it's slacked off quite a bit lately. i mean we have a werepire! (vamwolf?)

wtf is that?! a bat with fleas?!!

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i would like to formally put in my bid for COO/President of FrobozzCo.

Why should I be hired? because I love babies. and I kiss women. and I play too much Hogan's Alley.

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If I'm owner/overlord and Sybe is General Manager, what exactly would the President do?

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BTW, what the heck is FrobozzCo? I must've missed the memo in my absence.
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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Warbler sold Warbler Inc to a conglomerate called FrobozzCo, which, unknown to Warbler, I own.

Basically we just sit around talking and slacking, and somehow manage to run a global empire that ..... I'm not actually sure what we do. We're like a buddhist company - we are content to merely exist, to simply 'be'

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I would technically be over the GM position. I have many qualifications, including mastery of music, numbers, and super mario brothers. I can also twirl plates.

but mostly because I am one of the few people in the united states that has a true love for football. real football. not fakey handball.

plus warbler really grinds my gears with his delusions of grandeur.

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Originally posted by: ricardo
but mostly because I am one of the few people in the united states that has a true love for football. real football. not fakey handball.
Those magic words got you the job. Congrats.

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so you felt nothing with the plate twirling? shame.

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Can I get a job if I say that the only type of football I know of is a sphere?
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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Only if you really mean it and you're not just trying to butter us up.

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as new COO, i believe he is a butterer-upper.

also as new COO, i can make up words like butterer. someone call webster!

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Hell, I don't like hardly any sports, but I especially hate Nascar and the NFL if thats any consolation.
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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hmm.. we will keep your file on record when a position opens up. It shall soon. we are in the midst of a turnaround plan. with your qualifications, however, you stand to have a home here with FrobozzCo.

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*while everyone is distracted by the reorganization plans, men dressed in black with black masks and gloves sneak in and thaw Warbler and Van Helsing. Van Helsing goes after Sean, while the men dessed in black with black masks and gloves set fire to FrobozzCo HQ in order to cover Warbler's escape. *

Originally posted by: ricardo
but mostly because I am one of the few people in the united states that has a true love for football. real football. not fakey handball.

Ricardo, you have hereby lost your American citizenship. Sess, you are on the brink of losing yours.
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must be that waking dream warbler has once in a while. you can tell by his snickering...