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no prob.. i have enough funny for the both of us...

the joke above proves it!

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*walks in nonchalantly, torch in hand*

Hey Ric, you'd never guess where my goat-skin jacket was. I was wearing it the whole time!

*walks out nonchalantly, torch in hand*
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you see, i knew it. we need to invest in electricity over here. the torch just isn't cutting it anymore.

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Electricity or free cigars and virgins for all staff....it's a tough call, but I like to think I made the right choice.

*lights torch and makes way to smoking room*

War does not make one great.

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do we have any more cigars, or are you hoarding?

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No worries. The cigars are in our walk-in humidor.









Alright, so it doubles as the Will-Cave. Deal with it.
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i thought it was the ric-cave! oh well...

*moves out*

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I'm sure there's enough cave for the both of us. Every Batman needs his Robin (but not in that way)
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*click click*
Is Gaffer Tape in here?
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Nope, sorry. Although I might have a roll around here somewhere.
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well if you see him tell him i'm looking for his ass
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*in an attemp to save people's lungs, Warbler steals all the cigars*
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*in an attemp to not save people's lungs and in turn kill them, segaflip shoots Warbler and places all the cigars back in place*
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*fortunately, Warbler was wearing his bullet proof vest and is still alive, gets up, and again steals the cigars*
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*segaflip reaches for his anti-tank gun...*
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*fortunately, Warbler with the cigars, gets into Warbmobile™, and drives out of range of the anti-tank gun before segaflip can fire*
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*SeanWookie uses the newly restored Mangler Mobile to run Warbie off the road.*
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*Warbler presses a button to release an oil puddle that the Mangler mobile slips and slides on and is forced off the road. And the Warbmobile™ vanishes from sight.......*
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I hereby award Segaflip with his own personal Grue and a magnum of Crystal Champagne in recognition of his valiant attempt to save the FrobozzCo Cigar stash.

I hereby award Warbler with the same prize in recognition of his attempt to preserve the health of FrobozzCo employees.

War does not make one great.

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I hearby steal warlber's award in retaliation of the cigar heist.

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*takes back the award, and in turn rewards ricardo with a bullet which is implanted in ricardo's forehead via use of the WarbSP™