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woo!!!

*passes the eagles beer glass Warbler left behind*

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*takes a drink of beer*..............ahhhhhhhhh .
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Watch out warbbie it's poisened *Knocks the glass out of his hand*
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i don't know where sean got that idea! it's not. i wouldn't poison the guest of honour! not today of all days. maybe tomorrow, but not today.

(shh.. sean. it's not poison. it's ipecac. and that's not until next month)

its a good thing the glass didn't shatter, otherwise warbler would have to kick some major ass.

EDIT: wait.. hey sybe, YIYF... i wouldn't assume to step over your toes. can you give the green light to this plan? it won't kill him... and it won't happen for another month.

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(Pay me and i'll do it any way you want it even make him listen to William Shatner sing).
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Sorry, dude. Totally colour-blind today!
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how about a thumbs up or down. c'mon boss. this means a lot to me.

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I'm all for the poisoning of anyone. Whatever doesn't kill you....!
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*Wakes up in a naked embrace with a Rastafarian midget*

Man, that was some party. I feel like there's a Frenchman living in my head.

What's all this talk of poisoning Warbler? Nothing happens to Warbler. FrobozzCo is Warbler's loyal servant. If there was a poisoned drink, I would expect a FrobozzCo employee to down it in one to save Warbler from the possibility of ingesting it.

P.S With regard to the cuteness of the virgins on the thighs of which our cigars were rolled, trust me guys, they were beautiful. However, after the party they are no longer virgins.

If you don't believe me, here's a picture of one of the former virgins:

http://free-zg.htnet.hr/m2/xs-w7/1.jpg



War does not make one great.

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but it's not a deadly poison. plus plans are underway per the GM's lack of pathos. the plans cannot be interupted. it's only ipecac.

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Nobdy said it would ever be a fatal poisoning. I've had food poisoning, blood poisoning, alcohol poisoning, lead poisoning -- I'm still alive *tic, tic*
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exactly.. listen to the GM, YIYF. he speaks the truth.

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not a great band, but good in their hayday...

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If any harm comes to me via a member of FrobozzCo, YIYF will be the first one to get it *pats the WarbSP™*
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Oh, how it feels knowing my boss would take the blame....hmmmmm
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and you'll be getting the boss's wrath.
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I was merely assuming that YIYF would be angery at any of him employees that put him in harms way.
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Well, you know what they say -- When you assume, you make an ass of Uma Thurman
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I must confess, that's the first time I've heard that, but it works!

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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I was tired of people using the "you make an ass of you and me," so I changed it.