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Send them to YOUR mother. She was the last one to see them.....last night!

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i will not even dignify this thread with an answer, or maybe i will...

lol! knock-off... if someone REALLY wants to get rid of someone, they come to the Mangler Bros Inc., and its a known fact. its also a fact that we always get our targets, whereas you, yes you warbler, didnt even hit your target when you were working for us...

warbler, hate to say it to you and your little posse, but get out of the game before you get hurt, or someone else for that matter...
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that it is hotrod...
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
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hey you guys better watch what you say
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Originally posted by: HotRod
I must be stoned.....Coz this is the most fucked up thread I've ever read!!


Amen brutha.
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*Warbler pushes a button and a door opens behind the door are a dozen Dayv and Motti clones. The clones throw Motti, Hotrod, Nanner and Bossk out of the thread.
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*Nanner extends a one-fingered salute on his way out*

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*Segaflip draws sword and takes care of one-fingered salute*
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*Nanner thanks his lucky stars he wore his Super Ultra Mega Indestructible Ninja Fingers today*

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Warbler, I'd like to apply for a job at your company. First, where do I send my resume? What kind of job are you offering? What sort of skills do you need? You are hiring people with previous experiences in the field you work on, or are you offering training? What kind of payments are you planning to offer? Monthly workers? Hourly? Is the job to be taken by a direct employee, or you're planning on user contracted vendors? Does it offer medical? Dental? Payed vacations? Is there a good carrier plan? Do you invest in your employees future? Are there other benefits, such as stock options? Do you invest in further training? Are there going to be business trips, and if so, how often? Can I work from a home office? Do you have an union? C'mon, details man!
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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You're applying for a job with Warbler before you know the details? That could end badly!

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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
You're applying for a job with Warbler before you know the details? That could end badly!


I'm asking for details...

Warbler, let's arrange for an interview, what do you say? I could bring my resume.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
You're applying for a job with Warbler before you know the details? That could end badly!

WARBLER HAS HAD MANY BAD ENDINGS BY THE HANDS OF THE MANGLER BROS. !!!

*has several Dayv clones break the real Dayv's legs and throw him out of the thread.


Originally posted by: ricarleite
Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
You're applying for a job with Warbler before you know the details? That could end badly!

I'm asking for details...

Warbler, let's arrange for an interview, what do you say? I could bring my resume.

I would be very interested in seeing your resume. I am looking to fill several positions. I will need legal council, a second in-command, perhaps someone to maintain the Warbmobil™, bounty hunters/assassins, and perhaps someone to handle sales and advertising. If you think you have any of these skills, please let me see your resume.


Originally posted by: ricarleite
You are hiring people with previous experiences in the field you work on, or are you offering training?


right now I need experienced people. Perhaps after the company grows, we can offer training.

Originally posted by: ricarleite
What kind of payments are you planning to offer? Monthly workers? Hourly? Is the job to be taken by a direct employee, or you're planning on user contracted vendors?


I may use either or both. It depends on what deals can be stuck with prospective employees.

Originally posted by: ricarleite
Does it offer medical? Dental? Payed vacations? Is there a good carrier plan? Do you invest in your employees future?


Yes but it will take time to get these set up as the company is new.

Originally posted by: ricarleite
Are there other benefits, such as stock options? Do you invest in further training? Are there going to be business trips, and if so, how often? Can I work from a home office? Do you have an union? C'mon, details man!


I'm not really sure what kind of work you could do for WARBLER., INC.™©® at home. We do not have a union. There might be some business trips I am not sure how often yet.
I think stock options are a possibility, but don't ever plan on getting anywhere near 51% of the total shares.

I am sorry I can't be more clear, but this is a new company and I wish to keep my options open for a little while. But don't worry if you join WARBLER., INC.™©®, you will be well treated.





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Warbler, I have plenty of experience in web developing (don't expect me to do web design though), Java servlet and VB-ASP, experience with Excel and VBA macros, with SQL and Oracle, DB2 and SQLServer databases, and with ERPs deployments, development and maintanance.

So I'm asuming you might need a CRM to handle your costumer relationship, and an human resources ERP to handle stuff like personel and payroll. I can deploy those for you, I'll be the Technical Team Manager. All I need is a team of 8 to 12 people with previous experience. I'd suggest consulting firms for tax reasons and to avoid headcount losses after the project is over, but please no ManPower. What do you say? Can I be your IT Manager?

“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Originally posted by: Shimraa
you're an idoit


Normally, it takes one to know one.

Otherwise it takes a genius to know one, and we all know Shimraa doesn't qualify for that.

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