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My friends, Do you need someone gotten rid of? Do you need someone to disappear, but can't afford the prices of the others guys? Well now you have an option!*
INTRODUCING WARBLER., INC.™©®!!!!!!!!!! Now you can get the job done at half the prices of the other guys. I promise high quality at low prices. Also I will always be ready to serve you. I won't disappear for months on end like some of the other guys. Now for a demonstration of my abilities we shall go to a shooting range at WARBLER HQ.
*Warbler sets up a target 100 meters away and hits it dead center multiple times. He then presses a button and two doors slide open. Behind the doors are clones of Motti(armed with a knee and elbow blower and Dayv(armed with a box cutter). Warbler fires at the Dayv clone and misses. The Dayv clone then charges at Warbler. Warbler uses a karate chop to knock the box cutter out of Dayv's hand. He then decks the Dayv clone knocking him senseless and to the floor. Warbler then finishes the Dayv clone off with the Warbsp™. Next Warbler moves on to the Motti clone. The Motti clone opens fire. Warber quickly ducks and runs for cover. He then slowly sneaks behind the Motti clone, who has lost track of Warbler. Warbler shoots and kills the Motti clone.*
That is the kind of high quality I will bring to your case at low prices.
Are you interested in working for WARBLER., INC.™©®? I am taking aplications. I promise high wages and good benifits. Cowboy fans need not apply.
Get the word the out! Tell your friends about WARBLER., INC.™©®! Now there is an option! No job is too large or small for WARBLER., INC.™©®! Remember, WARBLER., INC.™©® charges half the prices of the others guys. WARBLER., INC.™©® wants to serve you!
Have a nice day! 
