Team Ender Has Tee Shirts and Cupcakes! (Was: Team_Ender has fallen; Join Team_Ender) — Page 4

Possessed said:

I can't believe this thread *actually* hurt somebody's feelings. besides -1.  Although I'm still holding out hopes that that person was joking.

 whose feelings were hurt?

Ryan McAvoy said:

We posted this two years ago...

Q&A Time: With Team Ender!

...we thought we would enjoy showing it to us. Hopefully it will answer one or two questions about us, that we've been meaning to ask ourselves.

Also we might want to subscribe to our Official YouTube channel...

My Mom Got Mad!

Belle_Ender

 My god, how old are you?

Post Praetorian said:

Team Negative Bunny will not allow you to succeed...! We have placed among you a spy...and at the right moment that spy will...that spy will...well that spy will spy, most likely...

 We apologize for our failure to assimilate Post Praetorian.   We are not certain what caused the failure.

-Pigeon_Ender

Warbler said:

Possessed said:

I can't believe this thread *actually* hurt somebody's feelings. besides -1.  Although I'm still holding out hopes that that person was joking.

 whose feelings were hurt?

 Well, I dunno if they were directly hurt by this thread, but apparently this thread inspired Danfun to create his own (bandwagon jumping, imho) version of this thread for a bunny team, and he was so offended by the lack of join up that he has left, albeit he says it's temporary.  Check the thread for people leaving.

I know the guy has issues, but jee whiz seriously?  All he did was create his own copycat version of this thread (in my opinion just to share some of the attention.  Not that I don't like the guy, cuz I do and I hope he comes back, but that thread really got on my nerves) and then get offended when it didn't have the response this thread did, even though THE WHOLE THING IS A F***D*** JOKE ANYWAY.  UGH.

We thought that thread was created for the fun of it.   We had no idea he would take this seriously.  We are saddened  and find this most unfortunate.

: (

-Pigeon_Ender

Possessed said:

I can't believe this thread *actually* hurt somebody's feelings. besides -1.  Although I'm still holding out hopes that that person was joking.

 He said he could not tell if it was serious or not and had a hard time with our humor.  Now I made a comment like this before, but last time it was speculative.  This time I have concrete evidence:

http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/Random-Thoughts/post/758981/#TopicPost758981

Danfun128 has autism, which makes it difficult to distinguish between sarcasm and reality.  He had wonderful comments, but since we are a teasing and sarcastic crowd, this was clearly not the first time he misunderstood us as a whole (read his farewell comment).  This makes me sad, as I thought his thread was intended to be a continuation of the joke.  I hope he'll return.  It's the second time I scared someone off in less than a week with my humor.  Danfun's a good guy.  Hope to see him return.

BTW, it is our birthday today. We would appreciate many well wishes.

Well happy birthday to us!

Thank us very much :)

Happy Birthday day to us!

We hope we will understand why we did  not correct the serious post.  It is a serious post and we thought it was best to leave it as it was.

-Pigeon_Ender

How old are we? Combined we've got to be at least 200.

*scans Post Praetorian*

ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!!!  IT IS SPECIES 8472!   SPECIES 8472!!!  WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!!!!!!   ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!!!!

-Pigeon_Ender

We only have one question:

Who here is Team_Edward, and who is Team_Jacob?

We reject Team_Ender.  They are too ugly.

Team Olie

INITIATING ALL DEFENSE PARAMETERS!   DISTRESS SIGNAL SENT OUT TO ALL MEMBERS OF TEAM_ENDER!

-Pigeon_Ender

There's obviously no need to shout.

Team Olie

We are announcing the end of Team_Ender.  Desertion was rampant and several wavering members had to be executed.  The hive mind was infected with a supervirus, and we could not compete in terms of good looks with Team Olie.  This proves very distressing, because at this point we might as well admit our now lost ambitions.  You see, though we had great plans for Star Wars preservations of superior quality, they were all front operations for our master plan: a coup of originaltrilogy.com.  Yes, we had amassed enough citizens to overthrow the Emperor known as "Jay" and replace him with darth_ender as the new Supreme Despot and other members comprising the lead council, the Politburo Of Overwhelming Power.  But as we were preparing to place our shadow government into power, the structure collapsed on itself through corruption.  Yes, that menace who kept calling our founder a poopyhead caused such a loss of confidence in darth_ender's leadership that an internal struggle broke out and many dead bodies now litter darth_ender's living room floor (he had to kill them all you see, because now he could not be sure who was on his side and who was against him--we're sure you all understand).  The heretic who caused such commotion has yet to be located, and now with our secret police in disarray and faction fighting against faction, it has become impossible to locate the rebel scum.  Therefore it is with agonizing sadness that we close this chapter in OT.com history and darth_ender's far reaching ambitions, hoping that one day the current regime will improve the site software and the order will again be restored to the Internet, in spite of the lack of the iron fist ender offered.  Now we go into hiding.

Darth_ender, don't forget to change your password.  "12345" was too easy anyway.

The End(er)

Or is it the beginning(er)?????

Ha ha! Dork head!

Password changed!  And I will find out who you are, you little insurrectionist!  And after I make you clean up my living room, your body will be the only one I have to bury myself!