Warbler said:
Neglify said:
All Our Base Belong To Us.
this phrase is not allowed here. It back bad memories to us of a very bad troll that is best left forgotten.
All your phrase are belong to us. Even trolls will be assimilated.
Possessed said:
darth_ender said:
Possessed said:
Can we join too? We think you value our input, as we are the mysterious and highly sought after demosthenes, and we would love to voice our opinions as one.
We don't know if we have enough booze to let you in, but we like you, so we welcome us to the Team!
We have plenty of booze. But it's only for us.
It is ours! OURS, my precious!
DuracellEnergizer said:
I submit myself to the teachings of team_ender! Take my body -- it is ready!
Great! We will get the probes and the Oxford test bubble sheets!
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ryan McAvoy said:
I feel I must pledge myself to the cause. May I henceforth be known by the prefix 'Belle' within the greater 'Ender' entity?
As long as you keep it to yourself! No one must ever know who is actually posting. We are one entity. We must never betray individuality.
He really is a funny guy, a beauty but a funny guy, he really is a funny guuuuuuuuy! That Belle!
Bonjour!
Bonjour!
Bonjour, bonjour, bonjour, bonjour, bonjour, bonjour,!
JEDIT: We suppose in private correspondence we may be known by such pet names. darth_ender claims Gaston! But he will not post anymore.
darth_ender said:
darth_ender said:
Excellent form. We learn quickly, our young apprentice.
Oops.
We catch on pretty quick.
darth_ender said:
Warbler said:
Neglify said:
All Our Base Belong To Us.
this phrase is not allowed here. It back bad memories to us of a very bad troll that is best left forgotten.
All your phrase are belong to us. Even trolls will be assimilated.
Now there are all of them!
darth_ender said:
JEDIT: We suppose in private correspondence we may be known by such pet names. darth_ender claims Gaston! But he will not post anymore.
We call dibs on Frank AKA Francine AKA Mother Shabubu.
By now we should have all gotten the login to Team_Ender. If we missed it, send a PM with our mother's maiden name, the city of our birth, our first pet's name, our SSN (credit card number will work for those outside the US), and our wife's/girlfriend's dimensions (photos are an acceptable substitute) to "Gaston" *wink wink* and we will send us our password.
Gaston, the artist formerly known as darth_ender, is a poopy-face!
darth_ender said:
Possessed said:
darth_ender said:
Possessed said:
Can we join too? We think you value our input, as we are the mysterious and highly sought after demosthenes, and we would love to voice our opinions as one.
We don't know if we have enough booze to let you in, but we like you, so we welcome us to the Team!
We have plenty of booze. But it's only for us.
It is ours! OURS, my our precious!
fixed.
darth_ender said:
Gaston, the artist formerly known as darth_ender, is a poopy-face!
Hey! Who wrote that?! I swear, I'm gonna...I mean, not that we care because we haven't seen the original member of Team_Ender since, like, the day the Team was first formed. He's too busy to contribute these days.
darth_ender said:
darth_ender said:
Gaston, the artist formerly known as darth_ender, is a poopy-face!
Hey! Who wrote that?! I We swear, I'm we're gonna...I we mean, not that we care because we haven't seen the original member of Team_Ender since, like, the day the Team was first formed. He's too busy to contribute these days.
darth_ender said:
Gaston, the artist formerly known as darth_ender, is a poopy-face!
No one self-deprecates like Gaston!
Alright, it looks like it's time to revise the rules.
1. If any member desires to speak for the team, he must log into the darth_ender account. If he/she wishes to comment more generally on OT.com, we suppose a complete abandonment of one's identity is too challenging. Please assume appropriate code names so we know who's part of the team and because, well code names are awesome.
2. If any member logs in and speaks negatively about anyone, especially Gaston, he will be found and banned from the team! He will no longer be part of us.
3. If any individual member has any intel on who the culprit might be, he is obliged to post so here. Failure to do so will result in gruesome deaths.
4. Team member "Pigeon" (formerly known as Warbler) is obliged to edit any incorrect pronoun usage in any posts in this thread by any members, whether as part of the team account or in individual accounts. Failure to do so will result in excommunication and/or execution, plus a fine of up to but not exceeding $45.
5. Has anyone seen Gaston lately? Please send him our love note if you have.
Gaston eats his barf harharharharh!
darth_ender said:
Gaston eats his our barf harharharharh!
Gaston smells like lol bunny turds! yuckyuckyuck!
To say that our founder smells like the excrement of a young rabbit is entirely untrue. We have not met the chap personally, but he has consistently demonstrated excellent sense and thus he likely has tip top hygiene.
Thank you us for coming to my our the founder’s defense. I know he appreciates it. Or he would, but he hasn’t been around for quite some time.
I assure you that I will fight Team_Ender until the day I die!
Nobody sang The Bunny Song in years…
darth_ender said:
To say that our founder smells like the excrement of a young rabbit is entirely untrue. We have not met the chap personally, but he has we have consistently demonstrated excellent sense and thus he we likely has have tip top hygiene.
darth_ender said:
Thank you us for coming to my our the founder's defense. I know he we appreciates it. Or he we would, but he hasn't we haven't not been around for quite some time.
darth_ender said:
Alright, it looks like it's time to revise the rules.
1. If any member desires to speak for the team, he must log into the darth_ender account.
WE CAN HAZ PASSWORD?
Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.
Resistance is futile!
*assimilates Danfun128*
Danfun128 said:
I We assure you us that I us will fight for Team_Ender until the day I we die!