TV's Frink's List of Bannable Offenses — Page 3

28) Insisting you have a sense of humor.

TV's Frink said:

26) Using British/Australian slang.

Bollocks to this, you Yank wanker! 

Perhaps you left it in the torture chamber in the basement. Whenever I misplace something, they almost invariably turn up there.

Post Praetorian said:

TV's Frink said:

28) Insisting you have a sense of humor.

 ...but I "have" a "sense" of "humor"...I'm simply not certain where I last placed it...

 I don't remember you insisting until now. ;-)

I suspect the Illuminati has been kidnapping you to give you periodic memory wipes.

Post Praetorian said:

As head of the Illuminati in my district I find that highly unlikely...

Frink doesn't live in your district. 

29) Being twooffour, easterhay, or imperialscum.

Ah, twooffour ... How I wish he'd return (for the lulz, of course).

He's banned.

Ah, yes, I remember now -- it was a temporary ban which was silently altered into a permanent one.

I wonder if he would've returned had it been rescinded like it was originally supposed to.

30) Bumping old threads for no reason.

I modified it slightly.

30) Bumping old threads to say something boring.

Modified again

30. Necroing threads, then telling people to report them if they don't like it....in an unmoderated section.

boredom3031 said:

Modified again

 Go start your own thread.

31) Quoting a long post right after the long post.

Not being capable of posting anything without being needlessly (and often to your own detriment hilariously) condescending?  (Quite typical behavior of those less enlightened than I...)

I respectfully request the #30 be put back to its original form.

TV's Frink said:

31) Quoting a long post right after the long post.

booooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Warbler said:

I respectfully request the #30 be put back to its original form.

 OVERRULED

32) Bumping newer threads just to move them ahead of older threads.