TV's Frink Birthday Roast

Author: Sluggo
Date: 23-Jul-2010, 1:26 PM

Author: Sluggo
Time: 23-Jul-2010 1:26 PM
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"Why be difficult when you can be impossible?"

TV's Fink has been a board member for a year now and is at 5000+ posts. Just think, that is six whole months of entertaining posts. He is a master thread derailer and talks like my 12 year old cousin, but Off Topic has never been more entertaining. Even if it is now icanhasofftopic. Or to quote Warbler, "*sigh*".

In honor of the Fink, here is your chance to let him have it in the style of those Celebrity Roasts that the infomercials are always selling. Feel free to open fire!

Happy Birthday, Fink! Here's to another year of being needlessly on probation, distracted by stick figures and laughing at cats. But only one more year. After that, I'm gonna beat the stuffing out of you! Maybe.

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 23-Jul-2010 1:32 PM (Edited)
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Thanks!*

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 23-Jul-2010 1:34 PM
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Sluggo said:

TV's Fink has been a board member for a year now and is at 5000+ posts. Just think, that is six whole months of entertaining posts.

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 23-Jul-2010 1:38 PM
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Sluggo said:

TV's Fink has been a board member for a year now and is at 5000+ posts.

Now 6000+ posts...

Author: xhonzi
Time: 23-Jul-2010 1:39 PM
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For he's a four-fingered yellow, for he's a four-fingered yellow!

Which nobody can derail!

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 23-Jul-2010 1:40 PM
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That wasn't much of a roast.

Author: xhonzi
Time: 23-Jul-2010 1:44 PM
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FRINK
That wasn't much of a roast.

XHONZI
Well, you're not much of a...

Xhonzi is visibly flustered. He's not sure how to finish the taunt.

XHONZI(cont'd)
um...

XHONZI(triumphantly)
Yeah! Eat it, eat it with!

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 23-Jul-2010 1:46 PM
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There's a script for this thing? Why wasn't I sent a copy?

Author: Darth Solo
Time: 23-Jul-2010 1:51 PM (Edited)
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I want to derail this tread in his honour

Author: xhonzi
Time: 23-Jul-2010 1:55 PM
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FRINK
Why wasn't I sent a script?

XHONZI
You weren't sent a script, because then you'd know that we'd planned on you derailing every thread, and then you wouldn't want to do it, and you'd try to derail the thread by not derailing it...

FRINK
...

XHONZI
And nobody wants that.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

Author: bkev
Time: 23-Jul-2010 2:06 PM
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I LOVE PEPE!

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

Author: Warbler
Time: 23-Jul-2010 2:27 PM
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*sneeks up behind frink, knocks him unconscious with a baseball bat, puts frink in the oven and turns it on* he'll be roasted soon enough. ;)

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 23-Jul-2010 2:38 PM
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Darth Solo said:

Last edited on July 23, 2010 at 11:53 AM by Darth Solo (Reason: Is frink a chick though, honestly)

Best roast yet.

Author: doubleofive
Time: 23-Jul-2010 3:21 PM (Edited)
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Sometimes I wonder what Frink's real job is and if he derails real conversations as often as he derails threads. Part of me thinks he does, but part of me believes that he is the quiet guy in the corner at parties, the last person you would expect to be this wild online.

In fact, he could be sitting right next to you right now, and you'd never know. That's what I go through my day wondering: "Could that guy be Frink?"

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Author: TV's Frink
Time: 23-Jul-2010 4:11 PM
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doubleofive said:

In fact, he could be sitting right next to you right now, and you'd never know. That's what I go through my day wondering: "Could that guy be Frink?"

I do the exact same thing.

Author: cutnshut
Time: 23-Jul-2010 5:15 PM
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I can't roast people, unless its with a flamethrower.....but i only get those in video games....i just aint got the wit for it. But that fink has bucket loads of wit!

so happy birthday you yellow fart!

You can never go home again, but i guess you can shop there.

Author: Darth Solo
Time: 23-Jul-2010 7:01 PM
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Yo i have this to throw on the grill *unrolls a logger in cooking foil* cook it slowly yet freqently. And let it breath. I'll be back to pick it up soon.

Author: cutnshut
Time: 23-Jul-2010 7:05 PM
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a logger..... a logger??? thats disgusting! where d'u leave your manners??? and don't say in the garage picking up shit ....cos it just don't work this time!

....um...mommy is it time for my medication yet??? i feel funny....

You can never go home again, but i guess you can shop there.

Author: Darth Solo
Time: 23-Jul-2010 7:22 PM (Edited)
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Manners? I never do that ship

Author: Johnny Ringo
Time: 23-Jul-2010 9:47 PM
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doubleofive said:

"Could that guy be Frink?"

Only by night. By day he's a mild mannered reporter for a daily metropolitan newspaper.

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 23-Jul-2010 10:06 PM
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These insults are too mild for a roast. At best this is a very light basting.

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 23-Jul-2010 10:34 PM
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Frink is a poopy head who never showers, drinks bacon grease from a can, steals food from comatose puppies, patronizes bunny rabbits, and steals all his jokes from C3PX.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 23-Jul-2010 10:36 PM (Edited)
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Patronizes bunny rabbits?* Well, I'll have you know they are bunny rabbits of only the highest quality, the finest that money can rent!

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 23-Jul-2010 10:51 PM
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Super duper bonus points if you know what movie I lifted that from.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 23-Jul-2010 11:01 PM (Edited)
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Heathers?* I really need to watch that movie again, it's been too long.