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Syndrome Killer

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I've already told you before that the villain from "the Incredibles" gave me a lot of bad memories. That's only half the story. This is what I tried doing to help get rid of the bad memories:

-I try thinking of good memories from Disney movies I LIKED. (No Pixars)

-I destroyed and set fire to my copy of the movie.

-I sent e-mails to Pixar and telephoned them numerous times. They apparently couldn't help me, and if I telephone them again I'll get arrested.

-I see a therapist about once a week, and she has me take this medication to help me think of good things, which isn't working anymore.

-I have my mom buy me DVDs of good movies I LIKE. (Like Star Wars and Hercules)

In my last e-mail to Pixar, I wanted them to make me a program where I could hunt down Syndrome and kill him by any means I want to, because I hated his death in the movie. I'd have a shield to block his freeze thing, and wings to chase him in his rocket boots. I could use anything to kill him from a knife and a shotgun to a rocket launcher and a cannon. Something like DOOM.

Pixar refused to make the program because it wasn't their business; they told me to find someone online to make it for me. Since I know you guys are great at editing movies, I thought maybe some of you people could make this program fdor me.
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Are you serious?
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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It don't get no more serious.

And when I do kill him, I want to hear him scream long and painfully.
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Sounds like your therapist needs to up the dose.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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Originally posted by: Ingo Sucks

-I have my mom buy me DVDs of good movies I LIKE. (Like Star Wars and Hercules)


Why would anyone buy the Star Wars DVDs? That'd make me go psycho!
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Geez, you would think being devoured by a jet engine would be a painful enough death for you!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Geez, you would think being devoured by a jet engine would be a painful enough death for you!
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Ingo are you for real? Geez man, pull yourself together.

War does not make one great.

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I just fail to understand why The Incredibles gave you bad memories. It could give you bad memories of watching it...but nothing apart from that. Did bad things happen when you watched it previously? This whole thing seems like a waste of time.
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Ingo seems to have some sort of phobia of Syndrome; there's no point in trying to apply a rationale to it.

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i read in your other thread that you're offended by the bad things Syndrome does. But you say you like Disney movies?? the baddies in there are just as evil! example, in Lion King, Scar gets his own brother killed and lets hyenas chase Simba (his nephew!) AND he makes Simba believe his father's death was his own fault. THAT is terrible. and it's just one example, i could write a whole book about disney villains.

"Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain."
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Gaston
Scar
Hades
The Huns
Jaffar
Cid
Big Al
The Grashoppers

How are these villaisn any less evil than Syndrome?

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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
Gaston
Scar
Hades
The Huns
Jaffar
Cid...

How are these villaisn any less evil than Syndrome?


But, but, he drove the Moors out of Spain!