Broken fan
B&W CRT TV with rabbit ears
Three children: buy two, get one free! (no longer for sale due to veto-wielding wife)
Lot of 461 pirated VHSs of 80s and 90s films
Rubber ducky
Fidel Castro's umbilical cord (not sure if legitimate)
Signed William Shatner toupee
Slightly used engine oil
Insect collection from my grandfather, circa 1929
Let me know if your interested and I'll give you google maps directions.
Can I buy your spine since your wife has you whipped?
Keep Circulating the Tapes.
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Tyrphanax said:
Can I buy your spine since your wife has you whipped?
Get married and have kids and *then* say that.
I have been looking forward to creating a Commie Castro Clone Platoon, so that cord may be of some use to me ...
TV's Frink said:
Tyrphanax said:
Can I buy your spine since your wife has you whipped?
Get married and have kids and *then* say that.
I know. I'm just sad and alone and lashing out.
Keep Circulating the Tapes.
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(It hasn’t happened yet)
How "used" is the motor oil?
With today's oil prices, I need to find bargains where ever I can.
Star Wars Episode XXX: Erica Strikes Back
If you want Nice, go to France
Tyrphanax said:
TV's Frink said:
Tyrphanax said:
Can I buy your spine since your wife has you whipped?
Get married and have kids and *then* say that.
I know. I'm just sad and alone and lashing out.
I see where you're coming from. She can be so unreasonable sometimes! She was even more adamant about selling the cat! Don't worry Tyr. One day you'll get your own ball and chain. ;)
DuracellEnergizer said:
I have been looking forward to creating a Commie Castro Clone Platoon, so that cord may be of some use to me ...
I've been rummaging through my stuff and I think I found Raul's placenta as well...could throw that in if you like.
Davnes007 said:
How "used" is the motor oil?
With today's oil prices, I need to find bargains where ever I can.
Only 2,000 miles on the oil, though I'm not sure what the green and orange chunks floating in it are. I'll throw in a sifter if that would help.
It doesn't matter to me. Those chunks will add flavor to the body parts I deep-fry.
Come to think of it, Fidel's umbilical cord might be tasty.
Star Wars Episode XXX: Erica Strikes Back
If you want Nice, go to France
Hey, don't ask, don't tell. Do what you will with it. Here's a map to my place.
Note: walking may be hazardous to your health.
That's okay. I'm driving, anyway.
.....but it might end up being hazardous to your health.
>:D
Star Wars Episode XXX: Erica Strikes Back
If you want Nice, go to France
Are all of the 461 VHSs pirated?
Can you list some of the more rare and/or notable ones?
A picture is worth a thousand words. Post 102 is worth more.
I’m late to the party, but I think this is the best song. Enjoy!
—Teams Jetrell Fo 1, Jetrell Fo 2, and Jetrell Fo 3
Every one is pirated. I downloaded them off the Internet with my dial-up in '99, but since DVD burners were cost prohibitive, I played them on the screen and recorded them from there with my VHS camcorder.
Examples include Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman: The Movie--extended cut; rare VeggieTales early episodes predating their first official first episode; Fire in the Sky with Diamonds--a movie about alien abduction set to Beatles music; Young Indiana Jones and the Fires of Zarathustra; Old Indiana Jones and Muhammad's Loafers; The Land of Faraway (a film needing no joke).