SCENE: Exterior, Lucasfilm Ranch. Night.
Fans: George, what’s wrong?
George: Guys… do you remember the trilogy? The “original trilogy?”
Fans: Just a little bit. It died when we were getting old.
George: What do you remember?
Fans: Just images, really… from the Internet, and old laserdiscs.
George: Tell me.
Fans: It was really beautiful. Flawed… but perfect, with those flaws. Why are you asking us all this?
George: I have no memory of this “original trilogy.” I never knew it.
Fans: George, tell us. What’s troubling you?
George: The Blu Ray is here, now… a full box set.
Fans: How do you know?
George: I can feel the leaks hitting the Internet.... As long as I live, this will be the only trilogy anybody ever sees. Well, along with the prequels. You have to face it.
Fans: Why?
George: This is my vision, the way it was meant to be.
Fans (horrified): Your vision!?
George: There’s more. It won’t be easy for you to hear it, but you must. You need to forget there ever was an original trilogy. You’re the only hope that everyone forgets I ever made a movie with models and puppets.
Fans: George, don’t talk that way. The original trilogy is a piece of history, and needs to be preserved for future generations!
George: You’re wrong, guys. The original trilogy is gone. This is the REAL trilogy. In time, you’ll learn to accept it as I have. Greedo shot first. Jabba was always there… and Darth, well, he’s a screamer.
Fans: (Staring Blankly)
George. Yes. It’s true, guys.
Fans: (sad) We… we know… somehow, we’ve known since 1997.