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Star Wars: The Stupidest Quotes!

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I got bored, so I decided to make this thread:

Now the "stupid" quote can be from ANY film, ANY version. OOT, SE, and PT. Just post the stupidest quote you can think of. Only post ONE though; you need to give other members a chance...

Here's mine:

Piett: Bounty hunters! We don't need that scum!
Officer: Yes sir.

Notice how the officer says "yes sir" after hearing Piett's comment? Does he actually think it's an ORDER!? That he need to get rid of all the bounty hunters even though it was Vader who summoned them!? Good God!
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Sorry, but did the internets just get re-set to 1996 or something?
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We can start by copying and pasting all three PT scripts into the thread....

No, but seriously, one of the best out of all the movies has to be,
"I'm haunted by the kiss that you should not have given me. My heart is beating, hoping that kiss does not become a scar."

Another winner is, "I don't like sand. It's course and rough and irritating. Not like here where everything's soft and smooth."

Or

"I'm not afraid to die. I've been dying a little each day since you came back into my life."
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Nothing beats "From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!" Way to take what could have been an emotionally taut scene and just shoot it in the face with retarded dialogue.

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Davis, I said ONLY ONE. You need to let other members take their shot.
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How about this ESB gem:

"Excellent. Our first catch of ze day."


See, if anyone else had said it, there would've been exclamation marks. Unfortunately, the actor who said that line had the personality of a 2X4.

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Originally posted by: ReverendBeastly
Nothing beats "From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!" Way to take what could have been an emotionally taut scene and just shoot it in the face with retarded dialogue.
I agree, and also that Hayden said the line with a whinny, pouty, almost sobbing little boy voice...

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Originally posted by: Ingo Sucks
Davis, I said ONLY ONE. You need to let other members take their shot.
LMAO you need to chill....at least people are responding to your thread....relax.

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Everything else quoted so far is just ropey dialogue. I submit:

"Leia! Leia's my sister"

With that one quote the whole Star Wars universe became that much smaller and contrived, and dare I say stupider
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In that case, how about this one:

"I need a midichlorian count."

-"His reading's off the chart! Over twenty thousand...even Master Yoda doesn't have a midichlorian count that high!"

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"I should have KNOWN the Jedi were plotting to take over!"

Sorry, I HAVE to list two...my apologies.

And..."You underestimate my POWER!"
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Originally posted by: TheCassidy
Sorry, but did the internets just get re-set to 1996 or something?

Dammit Stimpy, you hit the History Eraser Button again.
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Originally posted by: garethxxgod
I love you.

I know.


Probably the best line of the trilogy.

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Any sentence with the word "younglings"......bah!

Hey look, a bear!

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"I hate sand. Especially when it gets in my KY jelly. After all, Jedi aren't allowed to have normal relations with the opposite sex."
--From "Episode II: How Anakin Got His Groove On."
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Piett: Bounty hunters! We don't need that scum!
Officer: Yes sir.

Notice how the officer says "yes sir" after hearing Piett's comment? Does he actually think it's an ORDER!? That he need to get rid of all the bounty hunters even though it was Vader who summoned them!? Good God!


He's agreeing with him. Rather dismissively, I thought. It's just a polite way to acknowledge a superior officer before blowing him off.
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Originally posted by: Mielr


Probably the best line of the trilogy.


I disagree....but I have no problem with the performance....I realize they were just struggling to get him to say SOMETHING that worked as "I love you too" didn't work. I just don't think it works at that particular moment and should have been done differently (with perhaps Leia doing something instead of saying something like reaching out for Han). Then again I'm probably in the minority of this opinion.

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One of the worst lines of the Trilogy has to be Vader's scream/Frankenstien walk at the end of ROTS: Arrggg!!!!
I mean come on, couldn't we have something better than a silly scream and stupid walk that doesn't really make sense?
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Originally posted by: Number20
One of the worst lines of the Trilogy has to be Vader's scream/Frankenstien walk at the end of ROTS: Arrggg!!!!
I mean come on, couldn't we have something better than a silly scream and stupid walk that doesn't really make sense?


The Infamous "No" Scene would have worked had Lucas not decided to (for some reason) make that scene a homage to Frankensteins Monster. Like I said in another discussion, Vader walks with the flexibility of C-3P0 in that scene. Poorly executed, however would we complain as much if Vader had dropped to his knees, perhaps pounded the floor? Probably not as much although I'm sure someone would even have a problem with that too.
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Originally posted by: garethxxgod
Poorly executed, however would we complain as much if Vader had dropped to his knees, perhaps pounded the floor? Probably not as much although I'm sure someone would even have a problem with that too.
Guilty as charged, garethxxgod!
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Stupidest Star Wars Quote EVER:

"In fact, you might say she made it by Hand. Solo."
--Saun Dann, The Star Wars Holiday Special

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