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Lol that's absolutely hilarious. I love how Chewbacca speaks in keyboard jibberish.

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Haha, Star Wars Facebook FTW!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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LOL I have better fish to fry than hanging around facebook or even twitter which I have given up with. No pun, I’d rather waste my time, here.

 

Only the originals from the 70mm six-track Dolby stereo Dolby format 42 will sound better on DVD/Bluray.

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I mean you can post images of the, princess be groped by a Wookie! lol

 

 

Only the originals from the 70mm six-track Dolby stereo Dolby format 42 will sound better on DVD/Bluray.

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Jedi Temple34 said:

I mean you can post images of the, princess be groped by a Wookie! lol

 

lol indeed....wait, what?

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We'd better get Ric in here to explain it to you, Frink.

Take it away, Ric!

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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Ric, would you mind copying in some of your FB updates.  I bet those would be... priceless.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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Ric Olie just updated his facebook status :-)

4 minutes ago . Comment . Like

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You forgot: Ric Olie likes this.

Every 27th customer will get a ball-peen hammer, free!

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Jedi Temple34 said:

LOL I have better fish to fry than hanging around facebook or even twitter which I have given up with. No pun, I’d rather waste my time, here.

Jedi Temple34 said:

I mean you can post images of the, princess be groped by a Wookie! lol

 

Sorry, is English your first language? Because if so, you have some of the damnedest posts ever.

Which is not an insult, I promise. :P

http://i.imgur.com/7N84TM8.jpg

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Ric Olie said:

Ric Olie just updated his facebook status :-)

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Sluggo likes this

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This is unbelievably funny. Is there any more? Would the facebook apps like Mafia Wars change to Imperial/rebel wars?

And about what people are saying in another post regarding Lucas on the Daily Show, whether the prequels will be as remembered in popular culture as the originals. I don't hate the prequels but could anyone imagine status updates for the prequel characters? It just wouldn't be the same.

Take back the trilogy. Execute Order '77

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Knightmessenger said:

I don't hate the prequels but could anyone imagine status updates for the prequel characters? It just wouldn't be the same.

Only read the first post of the thread, I guess.