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Star Wars Andy Rooney Game

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There used to be a YouTube game where after that week’s ‘60 Minutes’ you would take Andy Rooney’s segment and edit out all but the first and last sentence. Sometimes it’d be funny, other times not.

So for Star Wars, just pick a character and identify their earliest and final spoken sentences in the saga. (And feel free to go with whole saga, individual films, or even EU material.)

I’ll start with Padme:

“You will not be so pleased when you hear what I have to say, Viceroy.”

“There’s good in him. I know there’s… still….”

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Chewbacca:

First - “RRWWWGG.”

Last - “RAWRGWAWGGR.”

 

I would have gone with R2D2’s dialogue for this thread, but as it is obviously pure filth, I went with Chewbacca instead!

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Tarkin:

“The Imperial Senate will no longer be of any concern to us.”

“I think you overestimate their chances.”

(BOOM)