So Who Killed Palpatine, Anyway? (This thread is made from 100% post-poster recycled bandwidth) — Page 2

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 17-Aug-2006 5:35 PM
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You just gave me a wonderfully delightful mental image of the dramatic scene in which the Emperor is frying Luke. The music swells, and then all of a sudden a lead pipe flies onscreen from out of nowhere and hits him in the head, and he falls to the ground. The music abruptly stops. Cut to the shot of Luke looking up confused.

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Author: vote_for_palpatine
Time: 4-Mar-2010 4:51 PM
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Author: TV's Frink
Time: 4-Mar-2010 5:31 PM (Edited)
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He was killed by (the) Shaft. Can you dig it?

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Author: xhonzi
Time: 4-Mar-2010 5:35 PM
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That's not my gramma!! That's just Taft in a dress!

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Author: skyjedi2005
Time: 4-Mar-2010 6:04 PM
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I vote he was either killed by jar jar or Ric Olie,lol.

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Author: Ric Olie
Time: 4-Mar-2010 6:06 PM
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skyjedi2005 said:

I vote he was either killed by jar jar or Ric Olie,lol.

I'd like to see you try and prove it.

Any further questions shall be directed to my lawyer for comment.

Author: Akwat Kbrana
Time: 5-Mar-2010 10:32 AM
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You're all wrong. Emperor Palpatine was killed by global warming.

Inconvenient? The truth often is.

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Author: Sluggo
Time: 5-Mar-2010 2:19 PM
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THX said:
MagnoliaFan. Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time... a long time.

This whole thread has a lot of names I haven't heard in a long time.

Author: Bingowings
Time: 5-Mar-2010 3:00 PM
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In a very real sense, we all killed Palpatine.

We are all to blame.

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 5-Mar-2010 8:04 PM
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I broke the dam.

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C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 5-Mar-2010 10:19 PM
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I shot the Palpatine...but I did not shoot the Va-a-der...

Author: vote_for_palpatine
Time: 5-Mar-2010 10:21 PM
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It would have worked much better switching Vader and Palpatine, speaking syllabically.

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Author: TV's Frink
Time: 5-Mar-2010 10:23 PM
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Well yeah, but Palpatine ain't the deputy, you dig?

Author: vote_for_palpatine
Time: 5-Mar-2010 10:29 PM
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Yeah, but "Sheriff" and "Deputy" aren't names.

How about..."I shot the Sidious (pronounced Sid-yuhs), but I did not shoot the second Sith..." now the syllable problem has been addressed and they're in the right order.

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Author: TV's Frink
Time: 5-Mar-2010 10:36 PM
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I shot the em-prer, but I did not shoot the...um...what the hell was Vader's title anyway?

Author: Sluggo
Time: 6-Mar-2010 12:52 AM
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Dark Lord of the Sith, remember?

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 6-Mar-2010 9:13 AM (Edited)
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Well, as usual, Lazy Lucas, was Lazy. He should have tried harder to make the title fit the song.

Author: Darth Lars
Time: 6-Mar-2010 5:22 PM (Edited)
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I think that the answer could be: Newton's second law and an ill-placed girder.

But really? We never saw it happen... so he could have been falling for a long time until the Death Star eventually blew up.

Akwat Kbrana said:

You're all wrong. Emperor Palpatine was killed by global warming.

Inconvenient? The truth often is.

Precisely. The globe in this case being the Death Star, and the warming being from when the reactor erupted.

Author: C3PX
Time: 6-Mar-2010 6:00 PM
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Sluggo said:

THX said:
MagnoliaFan. Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time... a long time.

This whole thread has a lot of names I haven't heard in a long time.

Very true my sluggish friend. Very true.

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