
- Time
- Post link
Two threads enter, one thread leaves?
Johnny Ringo said:
I think you guys should really spin off into a skyfall thread [spoilers allowed].
Because it isn't!!
xhonzi said:
However (this is where I get positive) I did think that it was extremely clever and totally surprising that while I thought I was watching the continuation of a James Bond prequel, I was actually watching a stealth reboot of one of my childhood favourite series. When they showed Bond's parents' graves and they said Peter and Kate Mccallister, my mind was literaly blown! So, they finally confirmed that Bond is, in fact, a code name given to each 007 they recruit and that this Bond was, in fact, once Kevin Mccallister! GENIUS!
Nobody took the bait in the other thread, so let me just post this:
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
Two threads enter, one thread leaves?
I was thinking about it but I didn't have the time to devote to a proper photoshop job. =P
TV's Frink said:
Two threads enter, one thread leaves?
Oops.
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
Well M and Kincade were with him so the connection isn't that good.
Also wondering if this thread was created just for that picture...
This thread was not just created for the picture. I failed to see that greenpenguino opened a new thread (which sucks, by the way, this is clearly the better of the two) and opened this one to allow the spoilers to flow.
However, they're both about Home Alone at this point in time... so that's awesome.
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
This scene above reminded me a bit too much about the scene below.
"I've got to go back"
“First feel fear, then get angry. Then go with your life into the fight.” - Bill Mollison
DominicCobb said:
Well M and Kincade were with him so the connection isn't that good.
I don't think the comparison is the bit that he was the only one home, but that he rigged his house with what was in it, just like Kevin did.
But here's the stupid thing- Kevin's just a kid without access to anything other than paint cans, string, and micro machines. (and the other stuff he rigged his house with). He does the best he can... because he's a kid. Now, I can't remember- is there a reason he doesn't call the cops?
Skyfall- Bond can lead Silva and his thugs anywhere, and he has (apparently) some amount of time to plan it out and get the suplies he needs. I'm sure whatever guns, bombs, tanks, exploding pens he wanted he could get... he's James Bond. Q is helping him. And he doesn't even show up to the house with guns? Or ammo? WHAT?!? They have half a box of shotgun shells and one shotgun. Because Bond, who apparently doesn't want to or deserve to live, didn't think to bring guns to a gunfight.
Most Bond movies end with Bond having to improvise on the spot with what he's got (including at least one gadget that Q gave him 2 hours ago whose use now becomes apparent). The odds are often against him, and he always wins, but he'd be an idiot to intentionally create an impossible odds scenario. He usually has an hour or less to save the world, so he doesn't really have time to get whatever resources he wants...
But in Skyfall, he has EVERY opportunity to get whatever resources he wants. He stops to get the car (which was beautiful and fun, despite the fact it makes little sense) but he didn't bother to get anything else?
And why was M actually in the house when this happened? Couldn't she have retreated to the church as soon as the baddies showed up? Couldn't she have been in New Hampshire? Silva didn't so much as track M to the house as follow Q's bread crumbs there, so she didn't have to actually be there, right?
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
Wait, is this a serious discussion comparing a James Bond movie and Home Alone?
...
Or am I missing something, other than the silly poster?
xhonzi said:
DominicCobb said:
Well M and Kincade were with him so the connection isn't that good.
I don't think the comparison is the bit that he was the only one home, but that he rigged his house with what was in it, just like Kevin did.
But here's the stupid thing- Kevin's just a kid without access to anything other than paint cans, string, and micro machines. (and the other stuff he rigged his house with). He does the best he can... because he's a kid. Now, I can't remember- is there a reason he doesn't call the cops?
Skyfall- Bond can lead Silva and his thugs anywhere, and he has (apparently) some amount of time to plan it out and get the suplies he needs. I'm sure whatever guns, bombs, tanks, exploding pens he wanted he could get... he's James Bond. Q is helping him. And he doesn't even show up to the house with guns? Or ammo? WHAT?!? They have half a box of shotgun shells and one shotgun. Because Bond, who apparently doesn't want to or deserve to live, didn't think to bring guns to a gunfight.
Most Bond movies end with Bond having to improvise on the spot with what he's got (including at least one gadget that Q gave him 2 hours ago whose use now becomes apparent). The odds are often against him, and he always wins, but he'd be an idiot to intentionally create an impossible odds scenario. He usually has an hour or less to save the world, so he doesn't really have time to get whatever resources he wants...
But in Skyfall, he has EVERY opportunity to get whatever resources he wants. He stops to get the car (which was beautiful and fun, despite the fact it makes little sense) but he didn't bother to get anything else?
And why was M actually in the house when this happened? Couldn't she have retreated to the church as soon as the baddies showed up? Couldn't she have been in New Hampshire? Silva didn't so much as track M to the house as follow Q's bread crumbs there, so she didn't have to actually be there, right?
That is true. I got the whole "must do it myself to hide you from villain so that I can then lead him to you and kill him." But to go out in an open area with no resources whatsoever is extremely foolhardy and only something the real Bond would do as a last resort when stranded and alone without any hope of support. This was extremely stupid and could have gone badly in any number of ways, and in the end he fails anyway.
And no, SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO BE THERE! It was merely to save time, plot and kill her off as was their intention. (Thank God!)
I expected it to be a far more plausible scenario of drawing Silva out and then picking off the team alone from behind in a more Bondian fashion with some resources culled from either private sources of MI6 or anything. Or even do what was done without support when Bond was down to his last card, bruised battered and bleeding in desperation as Fleming wrote many times. But no, this guy is just an idiot.
It's an empty lumbering partially asleep beast of a movie. What exactly was the point again?
And why does Bond observe the assassination in the way he does? "Ok, just let you finish up there...and ok tell me...ok fight you for a bit...ok whoops dead...ok...oh hi random bimbo...ok yeah don't mind me I just killed that other guy..."
VADER!? WHERE THE HELL IS MY MOCHA LATTE? -Palpy on a very bad day.
“George didn’t think there was any future in dead Han toys.”-Harrison Ford
YT channel:
https://www.youtube.com/c/DamnFoolIdealisticCrusader
Wow, didn't expect my joke to get such a big response.
DominicCobb said:
Wow, didn't expect my joke to get such a big response.
What joke?
I'm responding to how the 3rd act of Skyfall was dumb and doesn't make as much sense as Home Alone.
TV's Frink said:
Wait, is this a serious discussion comparing a James Bond movie and Home Alone?
...
Or am I missing something, other than the silly poster?
Have you seen the movie? If not, and this is the spoiler thread, the last 45 minutes of Skyfall is essentially the last 30 minutes of Home Alone.
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
I have not seen the movie, and I'd appreciate it if you would start using semi-entertaining spoiler notices again.
My last post was mostly a joke as well. The thing was you quoted me (and my joke) before you went on your rant. I actually didn't even read your response.
DominicCobb said:
My last post was mostly a joke as well. The thing was you quoted me (and my joke) before you went on your rant. I actually didn't even read your response.
Is this a joke?
DominicCobb said:
My last post was mostly a joke as well. The thing was you quoted me (and my joke) before you went on your rant. I actually didn't even read your response.
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Mauris facilisis, magna eget dignissim viverra, nunc mauris tristique lorem, sed condimentum tellus diam nec arcu. Suspendisse sed metus mauris. Vestibulum vel metus enim, ut sodales felis. Nam dolor metus, euismod non ullamcorper non, consectetur vitae nunc. Phasellus molestie diam ac orci convallis quis blandit nulla dictum. Donec sit amet est in metus eleifend pellentesque vel ac odio. Pellentesque ac malesuada ligula. Aenean sit amet ipsum in dui gravida mollis. Duis rhoncus suscipit metus quis scelerisque. Donec posuere massa id mauris elementum non interdum metus tincidunt. Vestibulum congue arcu in lectus venenatis mollis. Aliquam quis diam orci, ac posuere velit. Sed sit amet mauris elit. Morbi ultricies bibendum luctus. Sed pulvinar molestie nisi sed varius. Nullam eget mauris elit.
Cum sociis natoque penatibus et magnis dis parturient montes, nascetur ridiculus mus. Donec sed erat id ligula feugiat tempus. Cras non mauris non felis suscipit congue ac suscipit neque. Praesent tristique leo ac nisl cursus auctor sit amet sed nisl. Nunc ut tempus augue. Sed nisl diam, sagittis sed vehicula non, semper nec velit. Vivamus eu ligula sapien, cursus convallis ipsum. Sed diam orci, elementum sit amet aliquet auctor, mollis imperdiet enim. Cum sociis natoque penatibus et magnis dis parturient montes, nascetur ridiculus mus. Aliquam erat volutpat. Morbi purus nisl, ullamcorper in faucibus a, ullamcorper eget risus. Nam laoreet pellentesque odio. Cras eu neque nunc, eget ultricies elit. Vestibulum vel turpis at dolor ullamcorper feugiat in in enim.
Vivamus ut ornare sem. Proin lectus libero, euismod in venenatis a, commodo et nulla. Vivamus in justo in urna fermentum sagittis. Morbi lobortis condimentum augue, eget ullamcorper erat iaculis imperdiet. In hac habitasse platea dictumst. Praesent eu leo ante. Sed gravida lorem sit amet lorem adipiscing fringilla. Integer scelerisque neque in nisl rhoncus in condimentum diam vulputate.
Nulla libero augue, fermentum nec luctus et, lacinia vel velit. Donec aliquet eros tellus. Pellentesque a quam turpis. Praesent orci turpis, malesuada a ultrices in, condimentum nec orci. Suspendisse potenti. Class aptent taciti sociosqu ad litora torquent per conubia nostra, per inceptos himenaeos. Sed scelerisque, dui vel egestas laoreet, odio est varius nunc, at vestibulum purus erat at augue. Nulla velit quam, volutpat sed vehicula aliquet, bibendum in erat. Aliquam tellus nulla, adipiscing quis pulvinar quis, imperdiet sit amet ante.
Vivamus dictum enim eget metus tempus sagittis. Sed commodo massa pulvinar libero lacinia fermentum. Vivamus nec dapibus leo. Integer volutpat tincidunt neque sit amet lobortis. Fusce non aliquet tortor. Curabitur ultrices eros sit amet justo fermentum vitae aliquam nisl tempor. Nunc a sapien ante.
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
TV's Frink said:
DominicCobb said:
My last post was mostly a joke as well. The thing was you quoted me (and my joke) before you went on your rant. I actually didn't even read your response.
Is this a joke?
Every post where he is wrong was just a joke.
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
xhonzi said:
TV's Frink said:
DominicCobb said:
My last post was mostly a joke as well. The thing was you quoted me (and my joke) before you went on your rant. I actually didn't even read your response.
Is this a joke?
SPOILER
Every post where he is wrong was just a joke.
END SPOILER
Fixed.
Joke?
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
xhonzi said:
Joke?
No thanks. Already had one today. ;)
Star Wars Episode XXX: Erica Strikes Back
If you want Nice, go to France
xhonzi said:
TV's Frink said:
Two threads enter, one thread leaves?
Oops.
<span style=“font-weight: bold;”>The Most Handsomest Guy on OT.com</span>
Guys, I'm sorry. I don't know how to be funny on the internet.
Also, at the risk of sounding more less intelligent, I would like to point out that it is rather obvious that my posts were jokes, and also not wrong.
DominicCobb said:
Well M and Kincade were with him so the connection isn't that good.
Yeah, this is a fact, and I was just joking that Bond wasn't quite "Home Alone."
Why do cheetahs eat raw meat?
SPOILER
They don't know how to cook.
END SPOILER
DominicCobb said:
Why do cheetahs eat raw meat?
SPOILER
They don't know how to cook.
END SPOILER
LOL!!!!
Why does Cookie Monster eat raw meat?
SPOILER
He doesn't. He's Cookie Monster.
END SPOILER
“Grow up. These are my Disney's movies, not yours.”