Simple Storytelling — Page 2

Author: Darth Chaltab
Time: 15-Jul-2006 1:49 AM
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And the man absently wondered how the insanely beautiful elf women could have offspring depsite the lack of men as far as the eye could see.

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 15-Jul-2006 2:57 AM
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Despite Ringo's protests, the man came to the conclusion that with the lack of men in this area, the elfin women would need his help to continue the species, and he frolicked off through the grassless terrain, thinking only of his future elfin harem. Ringo thought, "This isn't going to end well..."

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: JarHead413
Time: 15-Jul-2006 3:27 AM
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"...but I am going to get to get some sweet elven ass." Then Ringo lit the last cigarette of the day and sat thinking about elf sex.

Hey look, a bear!

Author: theredbaron
Time: 15-Jul-2006 3:41 AM
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EDIT: Sorry, I wrote this eloquent piece of exposition and then looked at the thread title - it's meant to be simple storytelling. Please continue...

MTFBWY. Always.

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Author: auraloffalwaffle
Time: 15-Jul-2006 10:18 AM
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At that moment, Petebest the Dragon came flying overhead.

Don't you call me a mindless philosopher...!

Author: ricardo
Time: 15-Jul-2006 2:54 PM
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Petebest the Dragon told Ringo to please stop searching for elven ass, or he's going to have to stop him. One way or another.

Author: PSYCHO_DAYV
Time: 15-Jul-2006 3:15 PM
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NOW UNBEKNOWNST TO RINGO, BUT BEKNOWNST TO US THE MAN WHOM HE LEFT BEHIND ON PLUTO KNEW THAT RINGO MUST BE STOPPED. FOR IF RINGO COULD NOT BE STOPPED THE GREEN MEANIES WOULD YET AGAIN ATTEMPT TO TAKE OVER THE GALAXY.

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

Author: Darth Chaltab
Time: 15-Jul-2006 5:06 PM
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The man seeking to build an elf-harem was quickly killed by the Elves, but his coming was an omen to them that the Green Meanies had been freed from their seven eternities of imprisonment.

Author: ricardo
Time: 15-Jul-2006 5:28 PM
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Now, the other side of pluto was the home to the demon boizengal.

Author: PSYCHO_DAYV
Time: 15-Jul-2006 5:28 PM
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THE MAN OF PLUTO AS HE SHALL BE KNOWN HAS SENSED THE DEATH OF HIS HIVE CREATED DUPLICATE, AND NOW KNOWS THAT NOTHING MUST NOT STOP HIM FROM DESTROYING THE EVIL THAT HAS A FOOTHOLD ON THE DOORSTEP OF THE GALAXY.

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

Author: Darth Chaltab
Time: 16-Jul-2006 12:40 AM
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So, the man from Pluto sold his soul to the demon boizengal in return for the power to seek and destroy the Green Meanies and their dark master Ringo.

Author: sean wookie
Time: 16-Jul-2006 3:37 AM
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Then John came in breaking the fourth wall and said "NO MORE DAMN REFERENCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT EVEN YELLOW SUBMARINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!".

Author: ricarleite
Time: 16-Jul-2006 10:24 AM
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And Graham Chapman (not related to Mark Chapman) dressed as an office came by and said "Right, stop that. It's silly. Too silly."

“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering

Author: PSYCHO_DAYV
Time: 16-Jul-2006 12:39 PM
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AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

Author: Darth Chaltab
Time: 16-Jul-2006 1:38 PM
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John shouted at Dayv, "That counts as a refference too!" and began punishing him by dancing badly.

Author: PSYCHO_DAYV
Time: 16-Jul-2006 6:32 PM
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DAYV STARTS TO GET SICK FROM THE HORRIBLE DANCING BY JOHN, AND PULLS OUT SEVERAL PAGES OF POSTS MADE BY SHIMMY WHICH HE THEN THROWS AT JOHN WHO BEGINS TRYING TO DECIPHER THEM BUT GETS SO CONFUSED THAT HE PUTS A GUN UP TO HIS OWN HEAD AND BLOWS HIS BRAINS ALL OVER THE SURFACES OF HIS PLATINUM SELLING RECORDS.

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

Author: ricardo
Time: 16-Jul-2006 7:15 PM
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as dayv cleans the brain goo from his face, he remembers we have to tell an actual story.

Author: sean wookie
Time: 16-Jul-2006 8:44 PM
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Dayv is swarmed by black people in Tuxedos and gets his pool blocked off.

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Author: Darth Chaltab
Time: 16-Jul-2006 11:39 PM
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Just then, the Green Meanies attack Pluto and Dayv simultaneously, revealing themselves to actually be Blorthgians of the planet Tetrion, slaughtering every tuxedo-wearing black man in their path.

Author: C3PX
Time: 17-Jul-2006 12:18 AM
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Then Samual L. Jackson shows up accusing the Blorthgians and the Green Meanies of being racist and beats them all to death using a snake as a whip. Not until they all lay in a bloody mess of indistinguishable pieces is Sam satisfied of his vengance of his tuxedo bearing brothers...

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 17-Jul-2006 1:55 AM
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After the murder, Samual, who is completely distinguishable from the similarly-named and similarly-dispositioned Samuel L. Jackson, turned around and saw Ringo waiting on a rock for the man to come back. Of course, Ringo had no idea that the man from which he had been born had already been killed by eleves, nor of the terrible tide of Green Meenies who would follow him. But Samual knew and decided that some sort of action must be taken!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: Darth Chaltab
Time: 17-Jul-2006 2:24 AM
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Samual recruited a mulatto, an albino, and a mosquito to be his super top-secret commandos in his war against the unending tide of aliens whose name the authors could not agree on; the commandos were named Bobby, Jenkins, and Silvestre respectively.

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 17-Jul-2006 2:49 AM
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While Samual knew that his commandos had potential, he knew they had some personality disorders that needed to be ironed out. Bobby had no volume-control in his voice, so it was hard to be top-secret. Jenkins made everyone pissed at him for always pulling the race card anytime something trivial happened... like running out of salt... even though he was (very) white! And Silvestre had horrible short-term memory. And Silvestre had horrible short-term memory. And all three of them liked to strike cool (read: gay) battle poses before attacking.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: Yoda Is Your Father
Time: 17-Jul-2006 11:22 AM
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Which caused them to have a massive gay following.

War does not make one great.

Author: Darth Chaltab
Time: 17-Jul-2006 12:31 PM
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This frustrated Samual, as it was immensley, indescribabley difficult to keep your commandos top-secret when they were constantly surrounded by an entourage of screaming fanboys.