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No, it's not instant. It's more of a sarlaac pit deal.

War does not make one great.

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Yeah. Because the justice system in the modern world is very akin to stomach acid that eats away at the flesh and bone of the innocent.

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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
Yeah. Because the justice system in the modern world is very akin to stomach acid that eats away at the flesh and bone of the innocent.
LOL!
What I meant was Karma will get you, slowly and gradually, but surely.
On the other hand Sean, if you learn your lesson and make up for it, Karma might let you off the hook...

War does not make one great.

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I've learned not to steal when cameras are around.
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Originally posted by: sean wookie
I've learned not to steal when cameras are around.


Just, don't steal. Please...
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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It's easier if you steal the cameras first...

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<span class=“Bold”>JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>

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Wow, this thread makes even me feel old, and I'm only 22.

And I knew Adam couldn't be 10. Though, that would have made him 4 when he first saw TPM in theatres, which is pretty close to the intended audience age
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I'm pretty sure Adam is lying about his age though.
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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Originally posted by: sybeman
Wow, this thread makes even me feel old, and I'm only 22.

And I knew Adam couldn't be 10. Though, that would have made him 4 when he first saw TPM in theatres, which is pretty close to the intended audience age

I actulluy liked TPM when I first seen it, now it is not so good.
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I'll only condone your shoplifting if it was a Metallica CD, Sean.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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Originally posted by: sean wookie
Originally posted by: sybeman
Wow, this thread makes even me feel old, and I'm only 22.

And I knew Adam couldn't be 10. Though, that would have made him 4 when he first saw TPM in theatres, which is pretty close to the intended audience age

I actulluy liked TPM when I first seen it, now it is not so good.


I still think it is an alright movie. It just doesn't feel much like Star Wars.

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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
Originally posted by: sean wookie
Originally posted by: sybeman
Wow, this thread makes even me feel old, and I'm only 22.

And I knew Adam couldn't be 10. Though, that would have made him 4 when he first saw TPM in theatres, which is pretty close to the intended audience age

I actulluy liked TPM when I first seen it, now it is not so good.


I still think it is an alright movie. It just doesn't feel much like Star Wars.


I know what ya'mean.
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Wow, this reminds me when everyone used to argue about Jedikev's age, back when he was still Jedikev. But no, sean, please don't steal. And I hope more than just the fear of getting caught will keep you from doing so.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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The DVD pack-in Puffy Shirt? What has this world come to?
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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I CAUGHT THREE SHOPLIFTERS TONIGHT. DAMN, I REALLY WANTED TO HIT AT LEAST ONE OF THEM, BUT I DID THREATEN THEM ENOUGH TO HAND OVER WHAT THEY HAD TAKEN. I OUT RIGHT SCARED THE $#!+ OUT OF THEM WHEN I CAUGHT THEM. I EVEN TRICKED THEM INTO LOOKING STRAIGHT INTO THE SECURITY CAMERA FOR ME. WHAT A BUNCH OF DUMBASSES.

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I once chased a 10-year-old shoplifter across the 7-Eleven parking lot for a pack of Pokemon cards. Scared the hell out of him.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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Originally posted by: GundarkHunter
I once chased a 10-year-old shoplifter across the 7-Eleven parking lot for a pack of Pokemon cards. Scared the hell out of him.


When did you work at 7-Eleven.
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Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
I'M REMINDED OF THE SHOPLIFTING SCENE IN EMPIRE RECORDS.


That was about the only scene I liked in that movie.
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Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
I CAUGHT THREE SHOPLIFTERS TONIGHT. DAMN, I REALLY WANTED TO HIT AT LEAST ONE OF THEM, BUT I DID THREATEN THEM ENOUGH TO HAND OVER WHAT THE HAD TAKEN. I OUT RIGHT SCARED THE $#!+ OUT OF THEM WHEN I CAUGHT THEM. I EVEN TRICKED THEM INTO LOOKING STRAIGHT INTO THE SECURITY CAMERA FOR ME. WHAT A BUNCH OF DUMBASSES.



Oh, please elaborate. That sounds funny.

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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
I CAUGHT THREE SHOPLIFTERS TONIGHT. DAMN, I REALLY WANTED TO HIT AT LEAST ONE OF THEM, BUT I DID THREATEN THEM ENOUGH TO HAND OVER WHAT THE HAD TAKEN. I OUT RIGHT SCARED THE $#!+ OUT OF THEM WHEN I CAUGHT THEM. I EVEN TRICKED THEM INTO LOOKING STRAIGHT INTO THE SECURITY CAMERA FOR ME. WHAT A BUNCH OF DUMBASSES.



Oh, please elaborate. That sounds funny.


THERE'S REALLY NOT MUCH LEFT TO TELL.

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide