Sequels that should never be...

Author: Bossk
Time: 9-Mar-2005 10:24 AM
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Or how about Rocky and Rambo in a nursing home battling an evil, soul-sucking pharaoh from bey... oh... wait... been done.

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
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Author: GundarkHunter
Time: 9-Mar-2005 10:27 AM
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But then Rocky'd have to be black: "They dyed me this colour!"

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

Author: Bossk
Time: 9-Mar-2005 10:29 AM
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Can you think of a better way to cover up the truth?

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Author: Darth Chaltab
Time: 9-Mar-2005 11:47 AM
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JFK, right?

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Author: Bossk
Time: 9-Mar-2005 11:51 AM
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Bubba Ho-Tep (with JFK, so, in some sense, you were right).

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
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Author: Warbler
Time: 9-Mar-2005 11:57 AM
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
Even your sole?

Yes!

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Originally posted by: ricarleite

You could use your prayer powers into something more useful, like the victims of the Tsunami or something...

ok

*Warbler prays*
in addition to ending the slasher films, please help the Tsunami victims. Oh, and one last thing....please give Ric a good kick in the rear end for being a smarta**! Amem
*End of prayer*

Author: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
Time: 9-Mar-2005 2:00 PM
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I think Terminator 3 was a mistake.

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

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Author: Windexed
Time: 9-Mar-2005 3:06 PM
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I avoided it.

40,000 million notches away

Author: TheSessler
Time: 9-Mar-2005 3:09 PM
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I couldn't sit through it

"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."

Author: Darth Chaltab
Time: 9-Mar-2005 4:18 PM
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I enjoyed it. Not bad but it didn't suck.

In fact, it's the only Termanator I've seen from beginning to end.

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Author: Yoda Is Your Father
Time: 9-Mar-2005 10:39 PM
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
I enjoyed it. Not bad but it didn't suck.

In fact, it's the only Termanator I've seen from beginning to end.

A little bit of vomit just came up in my throat.

War does not make one great.

Author: ricarleite
Time: 10-Mar-2005 12:03 AM
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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
I enjoyed it. Not bad but it didn't suck.

In fact, it's the only Termanator I've seen from beginning to end.

A little bit of vomit just came up in my throat.

* does the father, son, holy ghosts sign *

May GOD have mercy upon our souls...

“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering

Author: Darth Chaltab
Time: 10-Mar-2005 5:48 AM
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I was -3 when the first one came out and 5 when T2 hit theatres. I really wasn't into killer robots then.

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Author: Bossk
Time: 10-Mar-2005 6:39 AM
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And here I was almost 17 when T2 hit.

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Author: Darth Chaltab
Time: 10-Mar-2005 6:51 AM
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[wicked]

[/wicked]

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Author: Warbler
Time: 10-Mar-2005 12:07 PM
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And here I was almost 17 when T2 hit.

I turned 17 the summer it came out. In fact, I think I saw T2 for the 1st time on my 17th Birthday itself.

I thought T3 was ok. But not as good as T1 or T2.

Author: Bossk
Time: 10-Mar-2005 12:22 PM
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Did I not know that we were the same age?

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Author: Darth Chaltab
Time: 10-Mar-2005 12:52 PM
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I think it's the wrinkly lizzard-like skin and the lack... of it on Warbler's avatar.

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Author: Darth Chaltab
Time: 10-Mar-2005 5:26 PM
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Looks like you're going to have to start praying harder, Warbler. And I think I'll join you. Not only is it a slasher flick, but one directed by Quentin "Blood makes a good film" Tarantino.

I need say no more.

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Author: Warbler
Time: 10-Mar-2005 5:41 PM
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nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

Author: Warbler
Time: 10-Mar-2005 5:42 PM
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Did I not know that we were the same age?

I guess we are.

Author: GundarkHunter
Time: 10-Mar-2005 6:13 PM
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You're both still young punks.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

Author: Yoda Is Your Father
Time: 10-Mar-2005 11:03 PM
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
I was -3 when the first one came out and 5 when T2 hit theatres. I really wasn't into killer robots then.

I was -3 when a new hope came out. I still love it though. Seriously DC, expand your horizons, join a blockbuster. Good point about Taratino though.

War does not make one great.

Author: ricarleite
Time: 11-Mar-2005 2:56 AM
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
Looks like you're going to have to start praying harder, Warbler. And I think I'll join you. Not only is it a slasher flick, but one directed by Quentin "Blood makes a good film" Tarantino.

I need say no more.

Uh.. cool, I guess.

“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering

Author: Darth Chaltab
Time: 11-Mar-2005 5:23 AM
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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
I was -3 when the first one came out and 5 when T2 hit theatres. I really wasn't into killer robots then.

I was -3 when a new hope came out. I still love it though. Seriously DC, expand your horizons, join a blockbuster. Good point about Taratino though.

I knew that excuse wouldn't hold water.

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