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Satanic Panic! - (A Thread For All Things Satanic)

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I’m a big fan of the character, as well as a lot of the concepts and imagery of Satanism, so I’d love a thread to discuss it all.

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My enjoyment of the Satanic aesthetic really depends on my mood. In general, I’d say I enjoy it in moderation. For me, there’s a very thin line between healthily Satanic and childishly edgy, so it’s easy to overdo the imagery and come off as lame.

I really like seeing different depictions of hell, particularly the more alien and esoteric ones. I quite like Wayne Barlowe’s vision of hell, for example.

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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.

The second greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that Starbucks has good coffee.

The blue elephant in the room.

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Off the top of my head, here’s a list of things my parents have told me is satanic over the years (some of which they eventually reneged on).
-Pokémon
-Harry Potter
-D&D
-All non-conservative-protestant-evangelical-Christian religions
-Darwin’s theories, but only some of them
-“emogoth” music
-any music with bad words
-“the world”
-Monster energy drink
-most R-rated movies
-Gays (whoops)
-Anime (because the eyes are dark and creepy-lookin’)
-Foreign policy that isn’t neocon zionism
-“Imperfect” Jews (aka every Jew other than Jews for Jesus)

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I only ever played Mazes & Monsters, which can lead to delusional behavior, getting lost in caves, and Gorvil attacks, but only if you happen to be a young Tom Hanks. 😉

Funny how in the 70’s parents thought KISS was going to turn the youth of America into blood licking homicidal fiends, and now they’re safe enough to appear on Scooby Doo.

Is Harry Potter still the poster boy for Old Scratch’s recruitment army? Or has something else taken it’s place?

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Where were you in '77?

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I still guilt my mother for disposing of my ungodly He-Man figures.

The blue elephant in the room.

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suspiciouscoffee said:

Off the top of my head, here’s a list of things my parents have told me is satanic over the years (some of which they eventually reneged on).
-Pokémon
-Harry Potter
-D&D
-All non-conservative-protestant-evangelical-Christian religions
-Darwin’s theories, but only some of them
-“emogoth” music
-any music with bad words
-“the world”
-Monster energy drink
-most R-rated movies
-Gays (whoops)
-Anime (because the eyes are dark and creepy-lookin’)
-Foreign policy that isn’t neocon zionism
-“Imperfect” Jews (aka every Jew other than Jews for Jesus)

So they’re zionists and hate imperfect Jews? So they want Jerusalem transferred to the Jews for Jesus?

TV’s Frink said:

I would put this in my sig if I weren’t so lazy.

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I love the black magic kind of Satanism, like Tarot cards and Aleister Crowley’s “Magik.” It’s a lot of fun. I also really love the character of Satan.

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CHEWBAKAspelledwrong said:

suspiciouscoffee said:

Off the top of my head, here’s a list of things my parents have told me is satanic over the years (some of which they eventually reneged on).
-Pokémon
-Harry Potter
-D&D
-All non-conservative-protestant-evangelical-Christian religions
-Darwin’s theories, but only some of them
-“emogoth” music
-any music with bad words
-“the world”
-Monster energy drink
-most R-rated movies
-Gays (whoops)
-Anime (because the eyes are dark and creepy-lookin’)
-Foreign policy that isn’t neocon zionism
-“Imperfect” Jews (aka every Jew other than Jews for Jesus)

So they’re zionists and hate imperfect Jews? So they want Jerusalem transferred to the Jews for Jesus?

No, they just want to bring about the end of the world.

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suspiciouscoffee said:

Off the top of my head, here’s a list of things my parents have told me is satanic over the years (some of which they eventually reneged on).
-Pokémon
-Harry Potter
-D&D
-All non-conservative-protestant-evangelical-Christian religions
-Darwin’s theories, but only some of them
-“emogoth” music
-any music with bad words
-“the world”
-Monster energy drink
-most R-rated movies
-Gays (whoops)
-Anime (because the eyes are dark and creepy-lookin’)
-Foreign policy that isn’t neocon zionism
-“Imperfect” Jews (aka every Jew other than Jews for Jesus)

Let’s see… There are 14 listed options here. Now, assuming that if having, liking, or believing all listed items makes you 100% Satanist, then each item makes you 7.14% Satanist. We can make a dumb facebook quiz out of this. “How Satanic are you?”

I qualify for 50% of this list, therefore I am half Satanic. 😉

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Which Darwinian theories aren’t Satanic? Is he saying that the ones that allow for evolution from species to species are satanic but the ones that only micro-evolution, like the beaks of finches, are not satanic? Is that what he’s getting at?

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moviefreakedmind said:

Which Darwinian theories aren’t Satanic? Is he saying that the ones that allow for evolution from species to species are satanic but the ones that only micro-evolution, like the beaks of finches, are not satanic? Is that what he’s getting at?

Yes, actually, that’s exactly it.

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suspiciouscoffee said:

moviefreakedmind said:

Which Darwinian theories aren’t Satanic? Is he saying that the ones that allow for evolution from species to species are satanic but the ones that only micro-evolution, like the beaks of finches, are not satanic? Is that what he’s getting at?

Yes, actually, that’s exactly it.

Whatever you do, don’t let them find out about herring gulls or Satan will lay claim to the rest of Darwin.

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CatBus said:

suspiciouscoffee said:

moviefreakedmind said:

Which Darwinian theories aren’t Satanic? Is he saying that the ones that allow for evolution from species to species are satanic but the ones that only micro-evolution, like the beaks of finches, are not satanic? Is that what he’s getting at?

Yes, actually, that’s exactly it.

Whatever you do, don’t let them find out about herring gulls or Satan will lay claim to the rest of Darwin.

Pfft, the Herring gull is just a red herring towards the actual plans of Satan.

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suspiciouscoffee said:

CHEWBAKAspelledwrong said:

suspiciouscoffee said:

Off the top of my head, here’s a list of things my parents have told me is satanic over the years (some of which they eventually reneged on).
-Pokémon
-Harry Potter
-D&D
-All non-conservative-protestant-evangelical-Christian religions
-Darwin’s theories, but only some of them
-“emogoth” music
-any music with bad words
-“the world”
-Monster energy drink
-most R-rated movies
-Gays (whoops)
-Anime (because the eyes are dark and creepy-lookin’)
-Foreign policy that isn’t neocon zionism
-“Imperfect” Jews (aka every Jew other than Jews for Jesus)

So they’re zionists and hate imperfect Jews? So they want Jerusalem transferred to the Jews for Jesus?

No, they just want to bring about the end of the world.

Woof. I haven’t heard zionism used to refer to that philosophy in a long time. Probably since my Catholic high school days.

Hit me up after the rapture. In fact, let’s have an OT.com rapture party!

TV’s Frink said:

I would put this in my sig if I weren’t so lazy.

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suspiciouscoffee said:

Off the top of my head, here’s a list of things my parents have told me is satanic over the years (some of which they eventually reneged on).
-Pokémon
-Harry Potter
-D&D
-All non-conservative-protestant-evangelical-Christian religions
-Darwin’s theories, but only some of them
-“emogoth” music
-any music with bad words
-“the world”
-Monster energy drink
-most R-rated movies
-Gays (whoops)
-Anime (because the eyes are dark and creepy-lookin’)
-Foreign policy that isn’t neocon zionism
-“Imperfect” Jews (aka every Jew other than Jews for Jesus)

Something else I just remembered: when I was a little kid, my dad told me that I was never to use the word “awesome” unless I was referring specifically to God, as any other use of that word was basically blasphemy. He eventually relaxed on that, but it took several years.

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suspiciouscoffee said:

suspiciouscoffee said:

Off the top of my head, here’s a list of things my parents have told me is satanic over the years (some of which they eventually reneged on).
-Pokémon
-Harry Potter
-D&D
-All non-conservative-protestant-evangelical-Christian religions
-Darwin’s theories, but only some of them
-“emogoth” music
-any music with bad words
-“the world”
-Monster energy drink
-most R-rated movies
-Gays (whoops)
-Anime (because the eyes are dark and creepy-lookin’)
-Foreign policy that isn’t neocon zionism
-“Imperfect” Jews (aka every Jew other than Jews for Jesus)

Something else I just remembered: when I was a little kid, my dad told me that I was never to use the word “awesome” unless I was referring specifically to God, as any other use of that word was basically blasphemy. He eventually relaxed on that, but it took several years.

incredible.

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I’m not the least bit surprised. That kind of religiosity isn’t uncommon at all in the United States.

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