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Sage's Cantina - Celebrate the Liberation — Page 2

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Originally posted by: JediSage
Originally posted by: sean wookie
I 'll take the blood of a first born virgin.


If there were virgins in these parts she wouldn't be virgin while I'm around...


Just kill a baby and use the blood from that then.
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I'm staying sober...no need ending up like this.

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Well I used to love the ol' RedBull and Vodka...But that made me into an ass...Now it's JD and coke...

But...In the summer...a pint of cider with ice is just so refreshing

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Originally posted by: JediSage

*Poors Warb more whiskey into a Terrel Owens shot glass, leaves the bottle*


I will not drink out of the shot glass of the enemy You'll pay for that!

*looks around and finds the most expensive bottle of boozes that Saga has, takes the T.O. Shot glass and throws it as same bottle, the bottle and shot glass shatter, takes a gulp out of whiskey bottle*





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I sense a barfight brewing! Cheers this is not!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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*senses an opportunity to start a barfight and punches some random biker dude*








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*carefully walks around barfight to take a seat*

I'll take a glass of Courvoisier cognac.

*the barfight escalates*

... on second thought, leave a bottle.
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*attempts to put the sleeper hold on the biker but neck is too thick*

*gets beat up and wishes he hadn't come to Sage's Cantina in the first place, but instead gone to friend's wedding and possibly gotten laid*
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*drinks some more whiskey, draws WarbSP™, shoots biker, drinks some more whiskey, becomes drunk, shoots someone that looks like he's wearing a Dallas Cowboy Jersey, drinkss some whiskey, starts shooting in random directions . . . . .*
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calm down, people.. this isn't the way to celebrate!

*ducks bullets*

wtf?!

*grabs the bottle of romulan ale and ducks behind the bar*

might as well enjoy while i still can.

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*drinks more whiskey, reloads, continues shooting in random directions . . . . . .*
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*Calls out the Mangler Bros to restore order*
Nemo me impune lacessit

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Dude, I never could get how anyone would drink that sh#t when I saw it in ANH, but one blue milk comin' up!

Nemo me impune lacessit

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Originally posted by: JediSage
*Calls out the Mangler Bros to restore order*


Smangler Bros? hic! bring hic! 'em on! hic! *drinks more whiskey*
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And now we know why Warbler, INC, went out of business......

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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*sees a lawyer that dresses and looks like Han Solo walk into the bar* I hic! hate lawyers hic! *shoots lawyer, drinks more whiskey, roloads, continues shooting* hee hic! heeeeeeeee!
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*breaks off a size 11 steel-toed Doc Marten in the ass of the biker who just worked Jag over*

THAT'S what you get for fucking with the OT.com crew!

I'll take a 'Turkey & Coke... get my friend here a proctologist.
For as much as some people claim to hate what Star Wars has become, they sure seem incapable of shutting up about it.
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why'd hic! you'd do that hic! to a man hic! that was already hic! dead? hic!
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Bah... he wasn't dead yet.

That or...

...or...

...THE DEAD LIVE!!



Someone mix up a round of Zombies for the whole bar!
For as much as some people claim to hate what Star Wars has become, they sure seem incapable of shutting up about it.
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you hic! didn't read all of the posts hic!
Originally posted by: Warbler
*drinks some more whiskey, draws WarbSP™, shoots biker, drinks some more whiskey, becomes drunk, shoots someone that looks like he's wearing a Dallas Cowboy Jersey, drinkss some whiskey, starts shooting in random directions . . . . .*


people should learn to read the posts hic! *shoots the wisecracker in the hat*
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I'm telling you, man... the son of a bitch was moving! Theres no way all that cough medicine I was drinking earlier could have screwed with my perceptions.

He was moving! Jedisage's bar is a den of necromancy! Run for your lives!
For as much as some people claim to hate what Star Wars has become, they sure seem incapable of shutting up about it.
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*shoots wisecracker wearing hat in butt, drinks more whiskey, reloads, continues shooting* yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Boy did this thread die. I guess we stopped celebrating.

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