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Sage's Cantina - Celebrate the Liberation

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OK folks...the news about the OOT has set off a shockwave of good feelings in the SW world. Pull up a chair and pick your poison....Sage is tending bar.

I'm also proposing a weekend moratorium on all political/religious/philosophical debate in honor of this news. What do you think?

Let the celebration begin!
Nemo me impune lacessit

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Originally posted by: Nanner Split
I'll take one Ruby Bliels, please!


*Sage puts down his mop that he was using to clean the blood from the Cantina floor and pours NS his drink*

On the house today!

Nemo me impune lacessit

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Saurian brandy for me, with a toluene chaser!
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Give me an IBC Root Beer, please!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Dr. Pepper here.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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I'll take a small tropical island with Kiera Knightly and a hidden storehouse of rum please! The of you can join us when the rum runs out!
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Originally posted by: ricardo
i'll take a romulan ale.


"Why Bones, you know this stuff is illegal..."

Coming up!

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Originally posted by: Darth Enzo
Saurian brandy for me, with a toluene chaser!


Ahhhh....hopefully you won't go slapping your friends around like the Evil Capt Kirk after invibing a bottle of the stuff on the Original Trek Series, but I aim to please!

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Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
Give me an IBC Root Beer, please!


I love IBC....coming up!

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Originally posted by: JediSage
Originally posted by: ricardo
i'll take a romulan ale.


"Why Bones, you know this stuff is illegal..."

Coming up!


"I only use it for medicinal purposes..."

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Maybe you should wait until you get the first one, Warbler!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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"Wonderful stuff, that Romulan ale."
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MTFBWY…A

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Originally posted by: Warbler
*orders more whiskey*


*Poors Warb more whiskey into a Terrel Owens shot glass, leaves the bottle*



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Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
I'LL HAVE AN H2O ON THE ROCKS.


*Sage reaches towards the sky, cups his hand, and pulls icy cold water from the clouds, pours some for Dayv*

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Originally posted by: sean wookie
I 'll take the blood of a first born virgin.


If there were virgins in these parts she wouldn't be virgin while I'm around...

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Originally posted by: greencapt
I'll take a small tropical island with Kiera Knightly and a hidden storehouse of rum please! The of you can join us when the rum runs out!


WHY'S THE RUM GONE?!?!?

i'll have a hemlock on the rocks...and i mean ice

anyone up for a game of sabaac?