Bringing a dying friend who is a fan of the oot to see the Phantom Menace would be cruel in the extreme. First they would see their beloved saga actually die on screen when Jar Jar first pops up on screen. Then the person would actually die later in the hospital with visions of Jar Jar in their head. The last living memory the person has on this Earth is George Lucas raping their childhood.
The only possible positive here is that if they also happened to be a Fan of Indiana Jones and Died in 1999 they would not have lived to see The raping of Indiana Jones via Kingdom Of the Crystal Skull.
Those south park guys went to far but man was that Howard the Duck Pinball machine a bit funny. Also a Willow pinball machine but i like Willow,lol. Also i only liked Howard because of the Lea Thompson character. Other than that man that was a bad movie and the Villain was played by the Principal from Ferris Buellers day off. You have Rooney turning into an alien,lol. But of course the principal out to get Bueller put on a couple hundred pounds and gained a fat neck and ended up on deadwood,lol. They could have always had George Lucas play the part of the newspaper press guy, instead. Rofl.
I love how Negative 1 has something on Gout in HD. Because everytime he posts on the gout. some advertisement comes up on how there is a cure for gout. This gout has a cure it is called George Lucas gets off his fat ass and pays money to have an anamorphic scan done of the film prints.
