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Press views of advance ROTS screenings

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Check it out:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/film/4528639.stm

War does not make one great.

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Those are some widely varying opinions, from the redeemer of Lucas to a severe dissapointment.
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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I just have to say that the people on that site who said it was better than Empire and the original classic Star Wars are either drunk or stoned. The movie may be good, but its not going to be that good.
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Originally posted by: Warbler
I just have to say that the people on that site who said it was better than Empire and the original classic Star Wars are either drunk or stoned. The movie may be good, but its not going to be that good.


Maybe its like this: you get captured and starved for a looooong time. You forget what food tastes like, let alone *good* food. Then you get served a big bowl of poop. Starving, you eat it- you have your reservations and can't say its really good but what else do you have? Then sometime later you're given another bowl of poop to eat- this bowl of poop has chocolate sauce and candy sprinkles on it. It seems like it should be better, its a bit more polished, but under everything its still poop. So some more time passes, you're still starved, but now they throw you a curveball: A nice fresh-baked pie of undetermined flavor. But you can't see right away that its poop. Doesn't smell like poop before you see it, doesn't quite taste like poop going down. In fact it has little hints of some of your favorite flavors in it.

So is it poop? At that point do you really care... especially because you can't remember that good food and your captor is about to cut you loose...

(wait... does that make any sense? )
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Would the poop with chocolate sauce and candy sprinkles be considered Poop: Special Edition?

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Would the poop with chocolate sauce and candy sprinkles be considered Poop: Special Edition?


Actually no.... Poop: The Special Editions are when you get served poop with little extra thingies in it- some little bits are corny, some little bits are nutty... but no matter how you spread it its still crap...

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lol!!!!
give this man the award for best analogies!!

funniest shit ive read in a long time!!!
HAHAHAHAHA
"Never. I'll never turn to the darkside. You've failed your highness. I am a jedi, like my father before me."
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Definately a good analogy. Except we haven't eaten the pie yet, so we're soon to find out if there really is a turd in it.

Also, the SE's I think would be more so like taking a cheesecake, removing the cherries, and then dumping a portopotty on top of it.
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*fires WarbSP(tm) into the air*

enough with the obscene analogies!!!!
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*fires WarbSP(tm) into the air*

enough with the obscene analogies!!!!


(waves hand at Warbler) These are NOT the poops you are looking for...
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What do you think I am, some weak minding fool?

*beats up greencapt*