Here is the info on the edit for those that are interested:
2014 R1 Uncut Blu Ray (base)
2006 Recalled Sony Blu Ray - Theatrical Cut
1988 Full Screen Image Laserdisc - Theatrical Cut
1988 Orion VHS -Theatrical Cut
RoboCop Soundtrack - Music from the Motion Picture
ABC Network TV Broadcast from 1991
WGN America TV Broadcast from 2010
Comet TV Broadcast from 2017
THIS TV Broadcast from 2018
“ROBOCOP (1987) Alternate Scenes from TV version” - Youtube Video uploaded by YT user Orville Joder Jr
“Robocop 1991 ABC Sunday Night Movie Intro” - Youtube Video uploaded by YT user Sean Mc
Language cuts legend based on the 3 audio tracks
1 = ITV dub
2 = ABC dub (sourced from a 30+ year old VHS so audio quality isn’t as good as ITV)
3 is the same as ITV unless noted otherwise (basically the only difference is all uses of Freaking are deleted and there is no music under Murphy’s death scene)
Words or phrases in [brackets] are censored.
If no number is by it, they use the same edit.
Asterisk means it’s the same word(s) but each has a different take
“Deleted” means it’s muted and/or taken out entirely
List of language edits in chronological order:
-Your client’s a [scumbag]
- Crum bag
- Sleaze bag
-We should strike [fuck em]
-Come here when you’re finished [fucking around]…
- fooling around
- playing around
-…light a fire under Jones’ [ass]
-It’s a better plan [fucking] Jones!
-Their union’s been [bitching]
-Someone want to call a [god damned] paramedic?
-Oh [fuck] jones
-As soon as some poor [schmuck] volunteers.
-[Shit!] I don’t believe it!
- Oh no
-You burnt the [fucking] money
-It’s as good as marks you [asshole] you stupid stupid [asshole]
- Dipstick, doofus
- Dunce, moron
-Shut [the fuck] up and do it!
Shut your face up and do it*
-What the [fuck]
-[shit] he’s on the side!
-Ah [shit] Clarence my leg!
-Your [ass] is mine
-I’ll bet that really [pisses you off]
Ticks you off
-[shit] I’m out of ammo
-Lose the arm! [Jesus, Morton]
-Ow! God [damn it]!
-You’re gonna be a bad [mother fucker]
-Shut up [asshole]
-This is [bullshit]
-[What is this shit]
-I [fucking] love that guy!
-Look at that [fucking] gun!
-[shit] this guy is really good
-Gimme your money, all of it, and don’t [fuck with me]
Mess with me
-Open the [god damned] safe
-[shit] there’s your [god damned] safe!
- deleted, lousy safe
-You better open that [son of a bitch]
-[fuck me, fuck me, fuck me…]
- deleted, (except for last one which is “why me”)
- Why me, fight me
-[shit] you better give up pal!
-Don’t [fuck with me]
Mess with me
-That goes really fast and gets really [shitty] gas mileage
-Lieutenant don’t [jerk me off], people [jerk me off], I kill em!
Mess with me*, mess with me (1st is different, second is the same)
-Kiss your mayors [ass] goodbye!
-I heard Jones was plenty [pissed]
-The guy’s a [pussy]
-Iron butt, [boner], once I even called him: [asshole]
- bonehead, airhead
- Bumbler, “a lot worse”
-You’ve insulted this company with that [bastard] creation of yours
-You just [fucked with] the wrong guy! You’re out of your [fucking] mind
Finked on, freaking
3. finked on, deleted
-[god damned] rebels…
-Various instances of people saying “shit” when Robocop is having his nightmare and walks out are deleted in all 3
-Sorry Sarge, [fucked up], forget it, this guy’s a serious [asshole]
Messed up, airhead
-Ow [shit!] Lets talk. Aaagh [son of a bitch]
- My foot, I’ll get you for this
-What the [fuck] are you doing?
-[God damn it]
Ah Damn it
-I don’t give a [shit] what you want to pay
-Shove this factory so far up your stupid [wop ass] that you’ll [shit] snow for a year! Frankie blow this [cock sucker]'s head off
Fat nose, blow snow, blood sucker
-Oh [fuck you]
- Damn you
- Yeah, for you
-What is [this shiiiiiii-t]
What is thiiiiiii-s
-[god damn it, god damn it!] Listen to me, listen to me you [fuck]!
Leave me alone, listen to me! Listen to me you fool!
-Don’t you get it [you cock sucker!]
- you blood sucker
- Listen to me
-You listen to me you [asshole]
-He’s a cop killer. spit [Shit]!
-Just give me my [fucking] phone call
- And 3: deleted
-[Jesus], you really screwed up
-We have orders to destroy it. [oh shit]
- That stinks!
-Your company built the [fucking] thing
-I don’t have time for [this bull shit]
- This balogna
- You big shots
-Nobody [popped my cherry]
Pushed me around
-“Woah a new toy can I play” has an alternate take on track 2
-Aw [shit] aw [fuck], nice car Joe! [fuck you]
- deleted, deleted, forget you
- Shoot, deleted, forget you
-Give it up [faggot], hey [butt hole] get your own
-Cut the [horse shit]! Emil, get [your ass] in the van
-We’ll get you [faggot] ha ha ha
-That metallic [mutha]… zip it up!
-Damn it, [shit]
-Clarence saying shit Twice during the chase are deleted in all 3.
-Die you [bastard]
-Kinney’s death is censored. Violent shots are cut out and replaced with alternate TV footage of Kinney flying backwards with no blood.
-Bobby hitting the cop car’s windshield is slowed down so you don’t see the impact
-Guy with the hat in hideout is only shot once instead of twice.
-Murphy’s death is shortened and censored significantly. Audio track 1 and 2 have music (the dream) under the scene. Track 3 does not. Murphy’s hand being blown off is not shown, replaced with Alternate TV footage of his facial reaction. When the goons start shooting (“hey pretty boy over here!”), alternate TV and outtake footage is used to mask Murphy’s blown off hand/stump. Many shots of him being shot as well as Joe saying “does it hurt” are cut entirely. When Clarence shoots Murphy in the head, alternate TV footage of Clarence shooting is used to mask the back of Murphy’s head exploding.
-Shots of Murphy dead on the ground are zoomed so you don’t see the bullet hole.
-Several shots in the hospital are cut or replaced with TV footage. These are so you can’t see his bloody torso and back of his head.
-RoboCop’s HUD doesn’t target the rapist’s crotch, and his bloody junk is not shown/shot is cut off early.
-When Emil’s motorcycle hits the car, an alternate extended TV shot of him flying off the bike is inserted.
-Leon kicking Robocop in the crotch is zoomed so can’t see the impact.
-When Clarence shoots Bob, all of the shots are censored. The first shot is shortened. All the rest use alternate TV footage.
-When Bob is crawling across the floor, the shot is panned so you don’t see the blood all over the floor.
-In the factory, several shots of criminals being shot are removed, shortened, or replaced with alternate footage.
-Clarence doesn’t spit blood at Robocop anymore, he just spits. Alternate tv footage was used to mask it.
-Clarence also doesn’t spit blood on the police report either. The blood is Matted out.
-When Joe is shot, the first shot is shortened so you don’t see the impact, alternate footage is used in place of the other 2 shots of him being shot.
-Emil crashing into the toxic waste and coming out deformed is significantly shortened. Cuts off as he gets up.
-Alternate take of “don’t touch me man” from the TV version used so you don’t see melted Emil’s face.
-When Emil moves in front of the car, the shot of his front/face is cut.
-In one of the most infamous TV edits, Clarence doesn’t run down Emil anymore, with alternate TV footage he swerves around Emil.
-Lewis is shot less times by Clarence.
-Clarence doesn’t whack Robocop with the pole 3 times anymore, he just runs up and stabs him.
-Clarence’s death sequence is censored. Alternate TV footage of a wide angle of the stabbing is used. When Robocop pulls the data spike out of Clarence’s neck, blood no longer falls on Robocop and the sound effect is deleted. Alternate Tv footage of Clarence not bleeding out of his neck as he falls down is used for his death.
-All 3 shots of Jones getting shot now have no blood. 2 are taken from the TV version. One has the bullet holes manually matted out.
Sexual/Drug/other various edits
-The whole movie is panned and scanned to 4:3. This means some optical shots are either crunched, or sourced from the full Screen Laserdisc upscaled (I.e when Robo’s HUD is framed for Widescreen using the whole frame)
-All nudity is obscured/cut. The frame is zoomed and panned to obscure Naked men in the police station. In one instance an optical bra is matted over a topless woman changing near the beginning, like in the TV edit. When the rapist is shot in the crotch, it cuts away so you don’t see it. In the club scene, an alternate TV angle is used so you don’t see a topless woman dancing.
-Every instance of snorting coke is cut, obscured, or flat out muted if there was no way to cover it.
-Sound of Joe pissing is taken out (“mind if I zip this up” scene). Footage of him pissing is cut and replaced with reaction shots of his face.
-Alternate angle of the robber firing his machine gun at RoboCop from the TV version is used to mask him clearly mouthing “fuck me, fuck me, etc”
-Alternate footage of people’s reactions in the executive bathroom cover Dick Jones’ feet in the stall. This also includes an alternate angle of Jones walking out of the stall.
-The beginning of the scene in Bob’s house with the models is significantly shortened. There’s no Coke snorting or fooling around. There’s an alternate shot of the woman wearing gold saying “Bob?” then the door bell rings.
Alternate TV footage that went unused and why:
-A completely different take of the “we should strike” scene. The audio of “right?” comes from it, but visually the alternate shot has the topless woman’s chest covered. It was unused because of the low video quality, out of sync dialogue, and the fact that a version with the matted optical bra is used more frequently now, and is in better quality.
-A wider shot of “lets face it he lost his teeth” and “I gotta go, I got a meeting” from the ABC broadcast. Higher quality close up shots are in THIS Tv’s broadcast.
-A shot of Bob’s front door, used to cover him snorting coke off of the girl’s chest. Footage from the ABC version of the other girl is more rare and interesting than a static shot of the door (in my opinion)
-A wide shot of Bob getting shot in the leg, the second shot. The quality was very poor, and was so short, that I was able to re-create it with an existing shot in the movie.
-Censored version of Clarence running down Emil from the ITV broadcast. Basically just a reaction shot of Clarence in the car as he knocks into Emil. The shot of him driving around is much more infamous and popular (in my opinion)
-Clarence’s death from the ITV version, he runs around in a circle holding his neck and then theres a shot of Robo trying to push the girders of of him. The ABC version I used is rarer.
-Clarence getting shot the second time. The quality of this clip was such bad quality and out of sync with the audio (just another angle of the first censored shot basically). So I decided to matte out the bullet holes myself.