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INT- Emperor Lucas’s throne room-Skywalker Ranch
Darth McCallum brings in a handcuffed Star Wars fan, who was found guilty of making laserdisc transfers of the OOT to DVD and selling hundreds of copies on Ebay.
EMPEROR LUCAS
Welcome, young Star Wars fan. I have been expecting you. You no longer need those.
McCallum removes the handcuffs.
EMPEROR LUCAS
Bodyguards, leave us.
I'm looking forward to completing your training. In time you will call
me Master.
Fan
You're gravely mistaken. You won't convert me as you did millions of others.
EMPEROR LUCAS
Oh, no, my young admirer. You will find that it is you who are
mistaken...about a great many things.
DARTH MCCALLUM
His laptop.
McCallum hands Emperor Lucas the fan’s laptop computer.
EMPEROR LUCAS
Ah, yes, an OOT restorer’s weapon. Much like your follwers'. By now you must know
the Star Wars trilogy will never be turned back from the dark side. So will it be with you.
FAN
You're wrong. Soon your career will be dead. And McCallum's with yours.
Lucas laughs.
EMPEROR LUCAS
Perhaps you refer to the imminent attack of your OOT on Ebay.
Yes...I assure you we are quite safe from your versions here.
FAN
Your dependence on CGI is your weakness.
EMPEROR LUCAS
Your faith in the original versions is yours.
DARTH MCCALLUM
It is pointless to resist, young fan.
EMPEROR LUCAS
Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design.
All your ebay buyers are walking into a trap, as are your message board buddies. It was I who allowed the listings to appear on Ebay. They are quite safe from the masses. An entire legion of my best troops will arrest them. Oh...I'm afraid the my new CGI versions will be quite operational when the cops arrive.
That was ..........................AWESOME