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Return of the Jedi Script Game — Page 6

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Han: My mistake! He's an old friend of mine!
Ewok: Jabba, jabba, jabba!

Oh, yeah, YIYF, did you ever find that tibi Jedi line I mentioned before?

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Han:I have a really bad feeling about this.
What did he say?

3po:I'm rather embarrassed, General Solo but it appears you are to be the main coures at a banquet in my honor.

Han and Luke:Leia!
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Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
Oh, yeah, YIYF, did you ever find that tibi Jedi line I mentioned before?
All my copies of the Star Wars movies are in a box in England waiting to be shipped to L.A. Unless I crack and buy the Septemebr release, I'll have to wait till I'm settled in a house or apartment and my parents ship my stuff over before I can experience 'Tibi Jedi'.

3PO: Your Royal Highness.

Leia: But these are my friends. Threepio, tell them they must be set free.

War does not make one great.

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I always thought he sounded like "silly Jedi...silly Jedi"

HAN: Somehow, I got the feeling that didn't help us very much.

LUKE: Threepio, tell them if they don't do as you wish, you'll become angry and use your magic.

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3PO: But Master Luke, what magic? I couldn't possibly --

Luke: Just tell them.

3PO says some crap in Ewokese, the Ewoks give him some backchat

3PO: You see, Master Luke; they didn't believe me. Just as I said they wouldn't. What's happening! Oh! Oh, dear!

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3po:Put me down! Help!! Master Luke! R2! Somebody!
Oh, Oh.. Thank goodness.

Luke:Thanks, 3PO.
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3PO:Wonderful! We are now a part of the tribe.

Han: Just what I always wanted.

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Aww, I almost wanted to do parts of the story...

C3PO: The scout says he'll show us the quickest way to the shield generator.
Han: Good. How far away is it? Ask him!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Han:We need some fresh supplies, too. .. And try and get our weapons back. ... And hurry up! will ya?! I haven't got all day.

Leia:Luke, what's wrong?

Luke:Leia.. do you remember your mother? ... Your real mother?
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Leia: She was very beautiful. Kind, but...sad. Why are you asking me all this?

Luke: I have no memory of my mother. I never knew her.

Leia: Actually, me neither: I lied. She died when I was 4 seconds old. I was actually talking about Mrs. Organa, my adopted Mother.

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Leia:Luke, tell me. What's troubling you?

Luke:Vader is here... Now, on this moon.
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Leia: How do you know?

Luke: I felt his presence. He's come for me. He can feel when I'm near. That's why I have to go. As long as I stay, I'm
endangering the group and our mission here. I have to face him.

Leia: Why?

Luke: He's my father.

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Leia: Your father?

Luke: There's more. It won't be easy for you to hear, but you must. If I don't make it back, you're the only hope for the alliance.

Leia: No Luke, don't talk that way. You have a power I don't understand, and could never have.
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Luke: You're wrong, Leia. You have that power too. In time you'll learn to use it as I have. The Force is strong in my family. My father has
it...I have it...and...my sister has it......Yes. It's you Leia.

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Leia:I know. .. Somehow, I've always known.

Luke:Then you know why I have to face him.
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LEIA No! Luke, run away, far away. If he can feel your presence, then leave this place. I wish I could go with you.

LUKE No, you don't. You've always been strong.

LEIA But, why must you confront him?

LUKE Because...there is good in him. I've felt it. He won't turn me over to the Emperor. I can save him. I can turn him back to the good side. I have to try.

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Han: Hey, what's goin' on?

Leia: Nothing. I just want to be alone for a little while.

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Han:Come on, tell me. What's goin' on?

Leia:I .... I can't tell you.

Han:Did you tell Luke? Is that who you could tell!?
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Leia: I...

Han: Bah! ... I'm sorry.

Leia: Hold me.
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Imperial: This is a Rebel that surrendered to us. Although he denies it, I believe there may be more of them, and I request permission to conduct a further search of the area. He was armed only with this.

Vader: Good work, Commander. Leave us. Conduct your search and bring his companions to me.

Imperial: Yes, my Lord.

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Vader: So, you have excepted the truth.

Luke: I have accept the truth that you were once Anakin Skywalker - my father.
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