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(To nitpick, Boushh says, "I want fifty thousand. No less.")

3PO: Fifty thousand. No less.
Jabba: *Huttese*
3PO: Waaaah! What did I say?

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Gaffa does it again...You missed a bit you geeza!!

JABBA: Da Eitha! (or some shit like that)

OOLA: Na Chuba negatore Na! Na! Natoota...

JABBA: Boscka!

OOLA: Aaaaaarrrrggghghghg!


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Anyhoo.....

3PO: Uh, the mighty Jabba asks why he must pay fifty thousand?............................Because he's holding a thermal detonator.

JABBA: This bounty hunter is my kind of scum. Fearless and inventive.

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Oh, come on. Like that even matters. I knew it was there, but I didn't feel that Huttese garbage during a song was all that important, or even really counted as dialogue, so I condensed it, as you can see. ^_^ Can't wait until people start talking English, er, Basic again! This Huttese crap is stupid!!!!

Jabba: Blah, blah, blah, thaaty-five.
3PO: Jabba offers the sum of thirty-five. And I do suggest you take it!
Boushh: *Boushh*
3PO: He agrees!
Chewie: *growl*

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Leia/Boushh: Just relax for a moment. You're free of the carbonite..........You have hibernation sickness.

Han: I can't see.

Leia/Boushh: Your eyesight will return in time.

Han: Where am I?

Leia/Boushh: Jabba's palace.

Han: Who are you?

Leia: Someone who loves you.

Han: Leia!

Leia: I gotta get you out of here.

Jabba: Ho Ho Ho

Han: What's that? I know that laugh........ Hey, Jabba. Look, Jabba, I was just on my way to pay you back, but I got a little sidetracked. It's not my fault.

Jabba: Ho Ho Ho. It's too late for that, Solo. You may have been a good smuggler, but now you're Bantha fodder.

Han: Look...

Jabba: Take him away!

The guards grab Han and start to lead him away.

Han: Jabba... I'll pay you triple! You're throwing away a fortune here. Don't be a fool!

Jabba: Bring her to me.

Leia: We have powerful friends. You're going to regret
this...

Jabba: I'm sure.

Leia: Ugh!

3PO: Oh, I can't bear to watch.

War does not make one great.

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Chewie: *growl*
Han: Chewie?
Chewie: *growl*
Han: Chewie, is that you?
Chewie: *growl*
Han: Chewie! I can't see, pal. What's going on?
Chewie: *growl*
Han: Luke? Luke's crazy! He can't even take care of himself, much less rescue anybody.
Chewie: *growl*
Han: Wha--a Jedi Knight? I'm out of it for a little while, and everybody gets delusions of grandeur (yes, I got to cover both delusions of grandeur lines in the OT!)! I'm alright, pal. I'm alright.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Note: Bib Fortuna speaks in Huttese so his lines here are just guesses, but seeinga s Huttese is surprisingly similar to English, I'm pretty sure the translation is correct:

Luke: I must speak with Jabba.

Bib: You can't speak to Jabba

Luke: You will take me to Jabba now!

Bib: I will take you to Jabba now

Luke: You serve your master well.

Bib: I serve my master well

Luke: And you will be rewarded.

War does not make one great.

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Luke enters the room.

C-3PO: At last! Master Luke has come to rescue me!

Bib wakes Jabba up.

Bib: Jabba! Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight has come to see you!

Jabba: I told you not to admit him.

Luke: I must be allowed to speak.

Bib: He must be allowed to speak.

Jabba: You weak-minded fool! He's using an old Jedi mind trick!

Luke: You will bring Captain Solo and the Wookiee to me.

Jabba: Ho Ho Ho! Your Jedi powers will not work on me, boy!

Luke: Nevertheless, I'm taking Captain Solo and his friends. You can either profit from this or be destroyed. It's your choice, but I warn you not to underestimate my power.

C-3PO: Master Luke! You're standing on...

Jabba: There will be no bargain, young Jedi. I shall enjoy watching you die. Ho Ho Ho

Luke grabs a gun from a nearby guard and fires it at Jabba an instant too late. Jabba pressed his button, and Luke and a pig guard fall into the pit...
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3PO: Oh, no! The Rancor!

Rancor: Roooaaarr

Jabba: Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. They will all suffer for this outrage.

Rancor Keeper: Boo Hoo

War does not make one great.

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Luke: Han!
Han: Luke! Together again.
Luke: Wouldn't miss it.
Han: How we doing?
Luke: Same as always.
Han: That bad, huh? Where's Leia?
Leia: I'm here.

Heh, I love the witty banter.

EDIT: And, YIYF, you missed a "Tibi Jedi, tibi Jedi!" from Jabba. I try not to nitpick, especially that Huttese crap, but I'm a fan of the tibi Jedi! ^_~

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Yeah, you know, where Luke's in the pit, and Jabba starts yelling happily, "Tibi Jedi! Tibi Jedi!" Yeah, that.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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I guess I'll have to watch ROTJ again, and when I hear Jabba shouting 'Tibi Jedi', I'll think of you.

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3PO: His High Exaltedness, the great Jabba the Hutt, has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately.

Han: Good, I hate long waits.

*chuckles* Oh Han, you kill me.

P.S Double post - My bad.

War does not make one great.

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Not a problem.

Selacious Crumb: Ohhh! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
3PO: You will, therefore, be taken to the Dune Sea and cast into the Pit of Carkoon, nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlaac.
Han: Doesn't sound so bad.
3PO: In his belly, you will find a new defintion of pain of suffering as you are slowly digested... over a thousand years.
Han: On second thought, let's pass on that.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Luke:You should have bargained, Jabba. That's the last mistake you'll ever make.

Han:I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big light blur.

Luke:There's nothing to see. I used to live here, you know.
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Han: You're gonna die here, you know.

Luke: Just stick close to Chewie and Lando. I've taken care of everything.

Han: Right...
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Actually, I think Han said "Great..." but whatever.

R2: Beep
3PO: R2, what are you doing here? Well, I can see you're serving drinks, but this place is dangerous. They plan to execute Master Luke, and, if we're not careful, us too.
R2: Beep
3PO: Well, I wish I had your confidence.
Jabba: Soon you will learn to appreciate me.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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C-3PO: Victims of the almighty Sarlacc, his excellency hopes you shall die honorably. But should any of you wish to beg for mercy, he shall listen to your pleas.

Han: 3PO! You tell that slime-bucket he'll get no such pleasure from us!

Luke: Jabba, this is your last chance. Free us or die.

Jabba: Move him into position.

A guard goes up to Luke. Luke nods at Lando and cues R2 to ready his lightsaber.

Jabba: Put him in!

The guard forces Luke off the plank. Luke jumps off, grabs the plank, and flips up into the air, grabbing and igniting his lightsaber and swinging away at the guards.
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Just to let you know, we're only doing the lines. You don't have to worry about stage directions and actions.

Jabba: *Huttese*
Han: Boba Fett? Boba Fett! Where?
Boba Fett: *Wilhelm Scream*
Sarlaac: *belch*
Lando: *scream*

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Ingo- I think Han's line went: Threepio, you tell that slimy piece of worm-ridden filth he'll get no such pleasure from us. Right?

And Gaffa man...It was one of the skiff gaurds who does the wilhelm scream not ol' Boba - But who gives a shit!

Oh and you missed a couple of lines

LUKE Easy, Chewie.

LANDO Whoa! Whoa! Help!

HAN Chewie, you okay? Where is he?

LANDO Han! Chewie?

HAN Lando!

Anyhow, enough of the nit-picking!!



HAN Lando, grab it!

LANDO Lower it!

HAN I'm trying!...............Whoa! Whoa! Grab me, Chewie! I'm slipping.





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No, Boba Fett definitely Wilhelm's as his jetpack malfunctions. And I thought Lando calling for help happened after the point I stopped.

Lando: Yeaah!
Han: Don't move, Lando!
Lando: No, wait, I thought you were blind!
Han: Don't worry. Trust me! Chewie, pull us up.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Leia: Grrr

Jabba: Urrrhh... (dying sounds)

Leia: Come on.

Artoo: Beep

3PO: Not my eyes! Artoo, help!

War does not make one great.

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Luke:Get the gun! Point it at the deck!
Point it at the deck!!

3po:R2, where are we going? I couldn't possibly jump....

Luke:Come on!
Let's go! and don't forget the droids.

Lando:We're on our way.
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Luke: I'll meet you back at the fleet.

Leia: Hurry. The Alliance should be assembled by now.

Luke: I will.

Han: Hey, Luke, thanks. Thanks for comin' after me. Now I owe you one.

War does not make one great.

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Luke: That's right R2. We're going to the Dagobah system. I've got a promise to keep, to an old friend...

Emperor: Rise, my friend.

Vader: The Death Star will be completed on schedule.

Emperor: You have done well Lord Vader. And now I sense you wish to continue your search for Young Skywalker.

Vader: Yes, my master.

Emperor: Patience, my friend. In time, he will seek you out. And when he does, you will bring him before me. He has grown strong. Only together can we turn him towards the Dark Side of the Force.

Vader: As you wish.

Emperor: Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen. HaHaHaHa