jedimasterobiwan, if you don't want to be considered bantha fodder by TV's Frink, let alone many other members of the forums, I have some advice for you.
If you want something done, you have to do it yourself.
All of us have our own lives. Some of us, like me, are still in school. Some of us are married and have children. Some of us have no idea what you are referring to by "army of darkness", and even for those that do, it is highly unlikely that they will be willing to make a fanedit just because you asked for it. Do you have the dvd and the french blu-ray? Perhaps a big enough hard drive and a blu-ray drive? Maybe a decent video editing package? There is nothing stopping you from making such a fan edit yourself. In fact, by doing so, your reputation might improve from one who receives to one who gives. You know exactly what you want. If you put your mind to it, I'm sure the job can be accomplished. However, you must know that almost nobody will do it for you.