Moth3r said:
I'm holding you responsible Frink, I knew you shouldn't have said his name three times while looking in a mirror.
Forgive me, MOTHTHREEARE, for I have sinned.
As most of you know, I enjoy digging through the old ot.com threads, looking for material to add to my LOL collection. But I fear I have gone too far.
For many nights, I have been tossing and turning in bed. Strange voices and visions have clouded my head. Somehow, I knew that I would not be able to rest until I returned to the place that had been haunting me night after night...
The ot.com Graveyard.
Yeah, it's kind of small, but still...
Anyway, I was drawn to the corner (the part you can't see in the picture). There, I found a well.
Trust me, it's much spookier at night...
Anyway, every bone in my body said to stay away, but I was no longer in control of my muscles. I was drawn to the well. I looked down into the well...
And I found...
...a box.
Oops! Sorry, wrong picture. As I was saying, I found...
...a box.
I suppose it looks kind of silly now, but at the bottom of a well in a graveyard at midnight, it was super scary.
Anyway, the box had one word on it (on the side you can't see in the picture, unfortunately), and that word was...
TIM!!!
(I added the punctuation for dramatic effect)
Now, I thought to myself, "Self, what's the worst that could happen? Clearly this is the infamous timbox129, and all opening this box will do is unleash more text walls about fictional movie productions in the year 2017."
But I was wrong.
I opened the box...for a moment, nothing happened. And then...
...I blacked out.
(I blacked out in the well, not in my apartment, but you get the idea)
I had strange visions of insanity...
...devils...
...and zeppelins.
When I finally awoke in the morning, I found myself on a peaceful beach.
Everything seemed ok. Until I heard a voice. A voice that sounded familiar, and yet entirely alien. The voice said...
I...
...am...
...timbox...
...2.0!!!
Oh, and to stay on-topic...
