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Rejected Prequel Titles — Page 4

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xhonzi said:

Somewhere... VINH is shedding a tear... and he knows not why.

Pic or didn't happen.

Seriously, I really want to see that happen.

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Ew... no wonder I didn't like the Prequels.

(Power Rangers is the only other "kids" show my kids aren't allowed to watch at friend's houses.)

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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TV's Frink said:

xhonzi said:

Somewhere... VINH is shedding a tear... and he knows not why.

Pic or didn't happen.

Seriously, I really want to see that happen.

 

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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I have to admit I didn't get the joy I expected out of that.

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Star Wars Episode 1: (Self Titled)
Star Wars Episode 2: Electric Boogalo
Star Wars Episode 3: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEE!

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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Bingowings said:

Episode One : I Feel The Need, The Need For Theed.

Don't forget about

Episode Two : Rolling in my El Kamino

Episode Three : Looking for Love in Alderaan Places

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SW1: Anakin Begins
SW2: The Dark Jedi
SW3: The Dark Lord Rises

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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Ep 1 : Zenith Of  The Milfs

Ep 2 : Decline Of The Milfs

Ep3 : The Final Milf

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Ah, Ziggy, the gift that keeps on giving...

...

Hey, that just made me think of something:

Ep1: The Ingo Sucks Menace

Ep2: Attack of the Ziggy

Ep3: Revenge of the LTDIF

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Oh, I can't resist...

EPISODE I: Boy Are You Poor Bastards In For A Disappointment!

EPISODE II: You Might Want To Just Leave The Car Running

EPISODE III: You Actually Came Back To See The Third One?!

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Ep1: A Lucky Hope

Ep2: The Droids Striken Again!

Ep3: Reveal of a Sith

 

Dunno, that one's kinda ok :)

 

 

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Anakin Skywalker and the Midichlorians of Doom

Anakin Skywalker and the Heart of Geonosis

Anakin Skywalker and the Rise of a Darth

Since they're like poetry, what with the rhyming and all, I find that I only need to watch three out of the six films.

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I thought the title for Episode I was really cool, "The Phantom Menace." I don't know why people don't like it? It described the movie perfectly. But then again episode 2 and 3 could have applied that title too since they all were a mystery in plot. I hated "Attack of the Clones," and "Revenge of the Sith" is okay, but I would have preferred "Rise of the Empire" and I would have preferred the movie to revolve around more of a convincing story on how the Empire rose instead of a mess of stuff wasted. 

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Episode I :  The Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder Of The Chosen One

Episode II : Erotomania By A Waterfall

Episode III : Spousal Abuse Improved My Career But Ruined My Lungs.

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Ghostbusters said:

I thought the title for Episode I was really cool, "The Phantom Menace." I don't know why people don't like it? It described the movie perfectly. But then again episode 2 and 3 could have applied that title too since they all were a mystery in plot. I hated "Attack of the Clones," and "Revenge of the Sith" is okay, but I would have preferred "Rise of the Empire" and I would have preferred the movie to revolve around more of a convincing story on how the Empire rose instead of a mess of stuff wasted. 

Rise of the Empire?  That's pretty good.  I wish more movie titles had the word "Rise" in them.  It's sooooo underused.  I wonder why?

And Phantom Menace sounded like the episode of Scooby Doo starring Dennis and Mr. Wilson.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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Attack of the Clones is by far the worst of the three.  Though I guess it was good advertising - it made the movie sound so much more exciting!

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TV's Frink said:

Attack of the Clones is by far the worst of the three.  Though I guess it was good advertising - it made the movie sound so much more exciting!

Appropriately it's also the worst film of the three.

 

Actually I honestly dislike Revenge of the Sith's title the most. I guess the blatant ROTJ throwback just annoys me.

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+1

Honestly, I don't think they could have named it anything else.  It seems like it had to be Revenge of the Sith.

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What do you mean, "they couldn't have named it anything else"?  This thread is FULL of things that they could have named it.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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What I dislike about Revenge Of The Sith is we never know (in the context of the films) what the Sith have to be so vengeful about.

The clones don't Attack they rescue but I guess Rescued By The Clones would be a major spoiler (as well as sounding like a early eighties gay porn movie).

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Quackula said:

TV's Frink said:

Attack of the Clones is by far the worst of the three.  Though I guess it was good advertising - it made the movie sound so much more exciting!

Appropriately it's also the worst film of the three.

 

 AOTC is my favorite title for my least liked film. It's just so in your face, like ESB.