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Rejected Prequel Titles — Page 3

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Bantha Foodoo said:

Episode 1: Terence Stamp's Worst Movie

Episode 2: Christopher Lee's Worst Movie (yes, including Howling 2: Your Sister is a Werewolf)

Episode 3: Jimmy Smits Most Famous Movie

So what was Jimmy Smits' worst move?

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I wanted to say

Jimmy Smit's only movie

but he has done others--but mostly tv I think.

I was going to say his worst movie--but since he hasnt done that many

it just didnt seem to fit like it does with Stamp or Lee who have done so many more.

Oh and since he is also in AOTC its a hard call.

I think I should have said Peter Mayhew's worst movie.

 

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I've seen another movie of his, "Bless the Child" with Kim Basinger, and that one sucked even more than EpIII... I mean, the characters weren't complete bores and had motivations and all, but BOY is it stupid.

I mean, dunno, watching EpIII was kinda fun and didn't make me cringe the whole t-

OOOHH MY GOOOOOOOOOD... WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAACE?!!

Uncanny Valley, for sure :D

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xhonzi, please re-title thread to Jimmy Smits Movies (Was: Rejected Prequel Titles).

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Ok then

it should be:

Episode 3: Jimmy Smits' BEST Movie!

 

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Episode I: A Reelection Impatience 

Episode II: The Challenged Substitute

Episode III: Deformation Hesitation 

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Bantha Foodoo said:

Ok then

it should be:

Episode 3: Jimmy Smits' BEST Movie!

 

Or: Paul Blart Mall Cop's almost worst sequel!

Okay, that one's too weird...

How about:

Episode III: Utah's Mouth

?

 

Nah, sucks, too.

:(

 

Someone please come up with something about Bruce Spence, I'm kinda outta ideas here...

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Episode 2 was more Moab than Episode 3 was.

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Bingowings said:

The lady in the photo above has got to be a Martian with those illuminated antenna growing out of her head.

I have no idea why... but somehow, just about everything in that picture looks... wrong.

For example, that one chick to the left, further to the left... she has like a green tree-looking afro above her head, and some kind of a giant pearl chaplet growing out of her forehead... my god... like all of that... it... didn't belong here, in this reality.

This is what celebrations would look like if the Body Snatchers took over... *shudder*

I disagree with you on the antenna thing, though, that much rather looks like a creepy eldritch starship in the form of a street lamp, hovering up in the alien sky...

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Episodes 1-3.  One time screening event.  A 6 Hour video game commercial.

LOL.

Episode 1 the phantom plot movie

episode 2 attack of the wooden romance.

episode 3 I want a refund this is JUNK.

“Always loved Vader’s wordless self sacrifice. Another shitty, clueless, revision like Greedo and young Anakin’s ghost. What a fucking shame.” -Simon Pegg.

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hey, i think i'm tired of coming up with clever pretentious stuff about highlighting the biggest plot holes in Palpatine's plan in each movie or whatever... let's just call them:

EpI: sux, has stupid kid in it

EpII: boring crap, Anakin's an awful actor!

EpIII: Total steaming pile of sith, I mean, this is just sucks, the noo, the dialogue... SHIT!!!

 

 

Wow, just came up with the best, wittiest titles ever.

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Episode III: Complete piece of sith

Episode II: Hey look, we filmed with digital!

Episode I: Gotcha!

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Episode 1: Jar Jar Begins.

Episode 2:Jar Jar Returns.

Episode 3: Jar Jar's Revenge

“Always loved Vader’s wordless self sacrifice. Another shitty, clueless, revision like Greedo and young Anakin’s ghost. What a fucking shame.” -Simon Pegg.

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Episode I: The Double Lightsaber

Episode II: The Purple Lightsaber

Episode III: ULTIMATEEE POWERRR

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Quackula said:

Episode I: The Double Lightsaber

Episode II: The Purple Lightsaber

Episode III: ULTIMATEEE POWERRR

Episode 1 the Double Lightsaber or hey look i stole an idea from Cam Kennedy and Kevin J Anderson.

Episode 2 or hey look i stole another idea from Kevin J anderson.

Any ripped off ideas in 3 other than Quilan Vos ?

“Always loved Vader’s wordless self sacrifice. Another shitty, clueless, revision like Greedo and young Anakin’s ghost. What a fucking shame.” -Simon Pegg.

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Bingowings said:

Episode One : Mr Ghostface Spooks The Senate.

Episode Two : Mr Ghostface Stirs The Stinkpot.

Episode Three : Mr Ghostface's Trip To Washington.

I: Vader is not Hayden yet
II: Vader is getting closer to Hayden
III: vaderishayden

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skyjedi2005 said:

Episode 1: Jar Jar Begins.

Episode 2:Jar Jar Returns.

Episode 3: Jar Jar's Revenge

Nah nah... if anything, then:

EpI: Jar Jar ex Machina.

EpII; Jar Jar Apocalypse.

EpIII: Jar Jar Redemption.

 

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TV's Frink said:

Bingowings said:

Episode One : Mr Ghostface Spooks The Senate.

Episode Two : Mr Ghostface Stirs The Stinkpot.

Episode Three : Mr Ghostface's Trip To Washington.

I: Vader is not Hayden yet
II: Vader is getting closer to Hayden
III: vaderishayden

Somewhere... VINH is shedding a tear... and he knows not why.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

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