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Rejected Prequel Titles — Page 2

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Ep 1: Fighting Trade Boycotts

Ep 2: Mysteries Never Solved

Ep 3: Battle of the Younglings

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Ep 1: Crew Cameos

Ep 2: Actor Cameos

Ep 3: Lucas Cameos

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Episode I : The CG Menace

Episode II : Attack of the CG

Episode III : Revenge of the CG

TRANSMODERNISM > POSTMODERNISM > MODERNISM > PREMODERNISM

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Episode 1.  Where is the plot

Episode 2 Again dammit where is the plot.

Episode 3.  Gee George still no plot you are not even trying.

“Always loved Vader’s wordless self sacrifice. Another shitty, clueless, revision like Greedo and young Anakin’s ghost. What a fucking shame.” -Simon Pegg.

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Star Wars: Episode 1: Boy Meets Girl
Star Wars: Episode 2: Boy Marries Girl
Star Wars: Episode 3: Boy Kills Girl

or 

Star Wars: Episode 1: Jar-Jar....Seriously?
Star Wars: Episode 2: Jengo-Fett....Seriously?
Star Wars: Episode 3: Nooooooooooooo....Seriously?

Star Wars Episode XXX: Erica Strikes Back

         Davnes007 LogoCanadian Flag

          If you want Nice, go to France

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Episode I: the first one

Episode II: the second one

Episode III: the third one

 

or

 

Episode I: nothing happened in this one

Episode II: nothing happened in this one 2

Episode III: nothing happened again

 

or

 

Episode I: hey, look at all the crap

Episode II: ...................................

Episode III: "join me" - "okay :-)"

OT-DAWT-COM nieghbour and sometime poster (Remember, Tuesday is Soylent Green day!)

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Rogue-theX said:

Episode I: the first one

Episode II: the second one

Episode III: the third one

I see you are a fan of Ric.

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episode I: jinny gets hammered
episode II: lets all go to the lobby
episode III: 12 angry jedi

episode I: anakin of tattooine
episode II: there will be clones
episode III: the emperor who laughed

episode I: big nose jinny at podrace alley
episode II:s
episode III: nice guys finish last

episode I: the extra terrible
episode II: the garbage pail clones
episode III: superbad

episode I: jinny fully loaded
episode II: you got surved
episode III: how anakin got her groove back

episode I: the devine secrets of the jedi sister hood
episode II: jedi and 1/2
episode III: dumb and dumberer

episode I: operation plot drop
episode II: jedi sith a boo boo
episode III: the incredibly strange jedi who stopped living and became a mixed-up cyborg

OT-DAWT-COM nieghbour and sometime poster (Remember, Tuesday is Soylent Green day!)

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TV's Frink said:

Rogue-theX said:

Episode I: the first one

Episode II: the second one

Episode III: the third one

I see you are a fan of Ric.

 I see you knoticed that i am a fan of ric :) you catch on pretty quick!

OT-DAWT-COM nieghbour and sometime poster (Remember, Tuesday is Soylent Green day!)

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Episode I: Not Much Toy Merchandise

Episode II: Should Of Kept Darth Maul

Episode III: Max Toy Merchandise

Battle droids the robotic incarnations of Jar Jar Binks.

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I'm still waiting for one as good as "Lars Attacks!"

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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xhonzi said:

I'm still waiting for one as good as "Lars Attacks!"

Reminds me of the Uncle Owen smackdown thread.  That was a good one.

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episode I: savagery of the scorpion sith alien!
episode II: Alien Sepperatists meets Astro Anakin
episode III: satanic Jedi Vs. the Merciless Freak!

OT-DAWT-COM nieghbour and sometime poster (Remember, Tuesday is Soylent Green day!)

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Episode I - Hey, it's Star Wars!

Episode II - Hey, less Jar Jar!

Episode III - Hey, it's Darth Vader!

 

Episode I - Who Cares About the Title

Episode I - The Sure Thing

Episode I - Sponsored by Hasbro

Episode I - Oh Yeah, Here's the Movie

Episode I - You Know You'll Watch It

And in the time of greatest despair, there shall come a savior, and he shall be known as the Son of the Suns.

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1: Dare

2: Double Dare

3: Double Dog Dare

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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Episode 1: The Yoda Muppet Menace

Episode 2: Attack of the Tiny Light Saber

Episode 3: Yoda Loves Chewie

 

 

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Episode 1: Terence Stamp's Worst Movie

Episode 2: Christopher Lee's Worst Movie (yes, including Howling 2: Your Sister is a Werewolf)

Episode 3: Jimmy Smits Most Famous Movie