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RedLetterMedia's Revenge of Nadine [TPM 108 pg Resp. [RotS Review+RotS Preview+ST'09 Reveiw+Next Review Teaser+2002 Interview+AotC OutTakes+Noooooo! Doc.+SW Examiner Rebuttal+AotC Review+TPM Review] — Page 20

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Mike G.'s style is kind of Like John Williams in Star Trek 2009, the composer.  Even he has claimed a link to Williams Star Wars music, much like The Incredibles was a nod to Barry and Shiffrin.

Surprisingly he is doing the music for star tours II.

“Always loved Vader’s wordless self sacrifice. Another shitty, clueless, revision like Greedo and young Anakin’s ghost. What a fucking shame.” -Simon Pegg.

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TV's Frink said:

So RLM's next review will be Star Trek 2009?*

Ok, so I guess he did review it now that I checked the site.  Apparently I missed the announcement somehow, and the thread carried on without me.

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While I think there are nits to pick with the review, I think the RLM dude has really tightened up his humor. The jokes and the editing were really working for me.

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It was amusing to see how close his opinions of Star Trek movies match my own, watching the review gave me an idea for tinkering with TPM which I've posted over on the Prequel Redux thread.

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They posted a trailer for the Episode III review on facebook. It should also be on their site. They also posted a making of the trailer on facebook.

"The other versions will disappear. Even the 35 million tapes of Star Wars out there won’t last more than 30 or 40 years. A hundred years from now, the only version of the movie that anyone will remember will be the DVD version [of the Special Edition], and you’ll be able to project it on a 20’ by 40’ screen with perfect quality. I think it’s the director’s prerogative, not the studio’s to go back and reinvent a movie." - George Lucas

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none is going to go over the thread title character limit at some point...

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Yes, absolutely.  You think I haven't run into that problem?

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Went over the limit couple times.  That's why 'was' has become 'wz' and other contractions are used to shorten things.  Next to go are the parentheses. 

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Why not just call it the RedLetterMedia Reviews Thread

"The other versions will disappear. Even the 35 million tapes of Star Wars out there won’t last more than 30 or 40 years. A hundred years from now, the only version of the movie that anyone will remember will be the DVD version [of the Special Edition], and you’ll be able to project it on a 20’ by 40’ screen with perfect quality. I think it’s the director’s prerogative, not the studio’s to go back and reinvent a movie." - George Lucas

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RLM's reviews are probably the only things I watch on the internet more than porn.

Since they're like poetry, what with the rhyming and all, I find that I only need to watch three out of the six films.

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I was rewatching the TPM review and saw this comment and was dumbfounded: "Hey, why not have Anakin build R2-D2, a mechanic droid that would be useful at, you know, a mechanic shop where he? works, and have C-3PO owned by Queen Amidala, you know, the queen who might need a protocol and translation droid."

That's such a brilliantly obvious and logical idea, it begs the question, was that posted by someone here? =P

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Tobar said:

 

That's such a brilliantly obvious and logical idea,

Is it? From what I recall, C-3PO was built to help Shmi at home, not at the shop. And R2-D2 belonged to the Queen's Ship, where he was indeed useful. This is a perfect example of searching nits to pick. That's why his reviews are all BS.

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Alexrd said:

Tobar said:

 

That's such a brilliantly obvious and logical idea,

Is it? From what I recall, C-3PO was built to help Shmi at home, not at the shop. And R2-D2 belonged to the Queen's Ship, where he was indeed useful. This is a perfect example of searching nits to pick. That's why his reviews are all BS.

How the hell was C3PO supposed to help a slave? She didn't exactly seem like she was in the line of work that would require a snooty robot that translates. C3PO would be more useful for somebody important, who goes across the stars speaking to creatures with bizarre languages, like pamadalan.

Have you even seen Star Wars? The versions I most remember involved C3PO whining and complaining every time anything happened. The only time he was ever useful was as a translator.

I think the only droid Shmi needed was a Gonk droid, because it looks like it can get the job done on those lonely nights.

"The other versions will disappear. Even the 35 million tapes of Star Wars out there won’t last more than 30 or 40 years. A hundred years from now, the only version of the movie that anyone will remember will be the DVD version [of the Special Edition], and you’ll be able to project it on a 20’ by 40’ screen with perfect quality. I think it’s the director’s prerogative, not the studio’s to go back and reinvent a movie." - George Lucas

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RLM explained that it wouldn't make sense for Anakin to construct Threepio to help Shmi by observing that a protocol droid wouldn't be much use in the home.  If Lucas has to have Anakin build one of the two droids, it is more logical for him to build Artoo (to help himself) and have Threepio belong to the Queen, whom he can help with negotiations.  While Artoo certainly proved useful on the Queen's ship, a ruler might reasonably be expected to have more use for an interpreter than a mechanical droid on a day-to-day basis.

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EyeShotFirst said:

How the hell was C3PO supposed to help a slave? She didn't exactly seem like she was in the line of work that would require a snooty robot that translates. C3PO would be more useful for somebody important, who goes across the stars speaking to creatures with bizarre languages, like pamadalan.

Have you even seen Star Wars? The versions I most remember involved C3PO whining and complaining every time anything happened. The only time he was ever useful was as a translator.

So, are you saying that a protocol droid couldn't help her with house work? Or that a astromech droid was more suitable for the task? Anyway, it's not like the kid had much of a choice. He found the remains, and built it in secret.

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C3PO would be more useful for somebody important, who goes across the stars speaking to creatures with bizarre languages, like pamadalan.

Of course he would. Who's to say that the queen didn't have one? R2 was not her personal droid, he happened to be on a starship, where he rightfuly belongs.

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Have you even seen Star Wars? The versions I most remember involved C3PO whining and complaining every time anything happened. The only time he was ever useful was as a translator.

Are you judging the kid's choice based on the droid's future self? Is Anakin supposed to know how C-3PO will be 30 years later?!

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RLM explained that it wouldn't make sense for Anakin to construct Threepio to help Shmi by observing that a protocol droid wouldn't be much use in the home.

That's his personal opinion. Where did he observe that?

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If Lucas has to have Anakin build one of the two droids, it is more logical for him to build Artoo (to help himself)

But he didn't build the droid to help himself at the store, but his mother at home. If he needed a droid at the store, Watto would have provided one.

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a ruler might reasonably be expected to have more use for an interpreter than a mechanical droid on a day-to-day basis.

R2 served the queen on a day-to-day basis?! Where? And I thought they only met on the ship after he did a task that he was built to do.

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I'm done, no need to bother arguing with the closed minded.

"The other versions will disappear. Even the 35 million tapes of Star Wars out there won’t last more than 30 or 40 years. A hundred years from now, the only version of the movie that anyone will remember will be the DVD version [of the Special Edition], and you’ll be able to project it on a 20’ by 40’ screen with perfect quality. I think it’s the director’s prerogative, not the studio’s to go back and reinvent a movie." - George Lucas

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EyeShotFirst said:

I'm done, no need to bother arguing with the closed minded.

How ironic...

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:: Temp-banned for 2nd offence (image-only post).

(Previously warned - here.)

 

 

"The other versions will disappear. Even the 35 million tapes of Star Wars out there won’t last more than 30 or 40 years. A hundred years from now, the only version of the movie that anyone will remember will be the DVD version [of the Special Edition], and you’ll be able to project it on a 20’ by 40’ screen with perfect quality. I think it’s the director’s prerogative, not the studio’s to go back and reinvent a movie." - George Lucas

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EyeShotFirst said:

Alexrd said:

EyeShotFirst said:

I'm done, no need to bother arguing with the closed minded.

How ironic...

Is that an "Hal argument"?

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Since at no point in TPM is there even a hint of what work Shmi does as a slave, I don't see how any argument could be made about what droid is more appropriate.

Although if they had been switched, I could hear this argument being made by RLM.

"What good is a spaceship mechanic droid to a slave? Wouldn't R2 make much more sense belonging to Padme, who actually owns spaceships?"

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Chewtobacca said:

RLM explained that it wouldn't make sense for Anakin to construct Threepio to help Shmi by observing that a protocol droid wouldn't be much use in the home.

That's his personal opinion. Where did he observe that?

 

It's the part where he quotes Threepio saying that he's not much more than an interpreter and says he doesn't say he washes dishes.  Watch the review again.  RLM does explain why he doesn't think that a protocol droid would be useful for Shmi.

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If Lucas has to have Anakin build one of the two droids, it is more logical for him to build Artoo (to help himself)

But he didn't build the droid to help himself at the store, but his mother at home.

I know that.  I already said that if a Protocol droid wouldn't help his mother and Lucas wanted Anakin to build a droid, a more logical scenario was the one I outlined.

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Chewtobacca said:

a ruler might reasonably be expected to have more use for an interpreter than a mechanical droid on a day-to-day basis.

R2 served the queen on a day-to-day basis?! Where? And I thought they only met on the ship after he did a task that he was built to do.

I never said that Artoo did.  I was outlining an alternative more logical scenario in which Anakin constructs Artoo in the films and the Queen is in possession of Threepio because she has a need for a protocol droid as a translator to help with her diplomatic functions.

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Since at no point in TPM is there even a hint of what work Shmi does as a slave, I don't see how any argument could be made about what droid is more appropriate.

Although if they had been switched, I could hear this argument being made by RLM.

"What good is a spaceship mechanic droid to a slave? Wouldn't R2 make much more sense belonging to Padme, who actually owns spaceships?"

That's fair enough, but I was saying I think it makes more sense if Anakin didn't construct a droid for Shmi at all.  (Whatver work she does as a slave, protocol seems an unlikely requirement.)  Anakin constructs Artoo for himself --  not because he needs one, but because he likes to make make things. 

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Chewtobacca said:

It's the part where he quotes Threepio saying that he's not much more than an interpreter and says he doesn't say he washes dishes.  Watch the review again.  RLM does explain why he doesn't think that a protocol droid would be useful for Shmi.

Yet we know that protocol droids can drive vehicles and pilot starships, things that they were not made to do. Like I said, all he does is searching nits to pick, and that's hardly called a review.

Chewtobacca said:

I know that.  I already said that if a Protocol droid wouldn't help his mother and Lucas wanted Anakin to build a droid, a more logical scenario was the one I outlined.

Right... A gonk is way more helpful...

Alexrd said:

Chewtobacca said:

a ruler might reasonably be expected to have more use for an interpreter than a mechanical droid on a day-to-day basis.

R2 served the queen on a day-to-day basis?! Where? And I thought they only met on the ship after he did a task that he was built to do.

I never said that Artoo did.

Then what did you meant with your first post? It's not like the movie says anything otherwise.

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I was outlining an alternative more logical scenario in which Anakin constructs Artoo in the films and the Queen is in possession of Threepio because she has a need for a protocol droid as a translator to help with her diplomatic functions.

I fail to see how one is more logical than the other. Is a protocol droid supposed to be with her when she was arrested? Why is it so hard to believe that a protocol droid can help at home?