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Need,,,to...post...quicker...
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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Originally posted by: Shimraa
i am now 1600 back of Motti yay
Not quite sure what Shim means here. I think he's saying he's 1600 posts behind Motti, which makes him happy?

War does not make one great.

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You could be mistaken. He's using a very primitive dialect, but I do believe he thinks I am some sort of god.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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well considering that at one point i was over 6000 back of him i am happy
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Tomorrow is my first anniversary of joining this site. My goal is to reach Jedi Master sometime tomorrow in commemoration of the celebration!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Well, I can pretty safely say that, unless I make an extra special effort and maybe also do a bit of spamming, I won't make Jedi master tomorrow because I've still got 30 posts to go. But if you want to call a truce, maybe we can both log on and post back and forth and become Jedi Masters at the exact same time.

Failing that, I guess I pretty much lost the Gaffer/YIYF post war.

War does not make one great.

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Isn't it a bit premature to say that? I mean, the closest I've come is about 13 behind, and then you come back and return fire. I know I boost my post count a lot when we're posting back and forth (although that does me little good ^_~), but that's simply because we have something to talk about. It might seem a little suspicious (and slightly unethical) if we plan it that way in advance, though. If I was at 2970 right now, I could figure that I might be able to do that, but being a bit farther behind, unless a lot of activity happens tonight, I'm not banking on being able to meet 3,000. But we'll just have to see.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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From your earlier post it sounded like you were definitely going to get 3000 by the ned of the day, no matter what. I figured I would see your name in every thread.

War does not make one great.

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Well, my goal is to get 3,000, but I'm certainly not going to spam to get there. But it is my day off work, so, if the boards are alive with activity, I might be spending a long time here. It's really weird, but as soon as I posted that first post about this, the boards immediately seemed to practically die out!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Shh, you're not supposed to let him know that. I'm a ninja. I'm stealth! You can't see these moves!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Damnit, he's back! Everybody run!!!

EDIT: By the way, it's now been 1,000 years since Star Wars was first released!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Damn right I'm back. My spider sense tingled and I knew I had to log on to OT.com for some reason, and now I know why.

War does not make one great.

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Resisitance is futile. You will be assimilated. You are just prolonging the inevitable. It is unavoidable. It is your destiny!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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*Raises blue lightsaber to Gaffer's red one*

Bring it.

War does not make one great.

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Aaaaaah! Go bother someone else! I'm so close! I hear your oven burning!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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This is my 3000th post. One more and I'm a Jedi master. However, today is Gaffer's first OT.com birthday, and he's so close to beating me that I'm going to wait for him to catch up to me before I make another post.

Happy Birthday Gaff.

War does not make one great.

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Alright! Let's become Masters! Happy anniversary to me! And thanks for waiting. I propose that, after you post your reply to this, we both sign off and leave us for a while at the exact same post count!

EDIT: And I just had to add this in, because I've been planning this forever: "Ohhh, Jedi Master! Gaffer! You seek Gaffer! Take you to him I will!" But first we eat. I haven't had lunch yet because of this!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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I haven't eaten yet either.

So, there it is, we're both Masters. And today's posting has been fun.

And, as proposed by Gaffer, I'm outta here. Catch you on the flip side.

EDIT: It would have been far cooler if both our Master-making posts were one after the other instead of divided by a nonsensical Shimraa post, but that's life...

War does not make one great.

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that post before mine wasnt gaffers 3001
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Yeah, it was, actually. Not sure which numbering system you're using, but that was the last post I made until now, and it was definitely my 3,001st.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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I see Shim has edited his nonsensical post so it makes sense, thus making me look stupid...

And over 24 hours later nobody has congratulated me on becoming a Jedi Master. Sheesh.

War does not make one great.

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Ooh, I didn't notice that. But, yeah, I'm a bit "meh" too that nobody's congratulated us.

Heh, the funny thing is that, after I suggested we stop posting after achieving Master, I didn't know when an appropriate time to come back would be, so I lurked some yesterday and decided not to post anymore until today!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.