I love pizza. Maybe it was growing up with the Ninja Turtles or something, but given events in my life, I’m pretty sure I could eat pizza every day and never tire of it.
I’m generally a pepperoni purist, but I’ll go supreme now and then to change it up. I also partake in a bit of snobbery now and then and enjoy fancy pizzas.
But really nothing beats just a blue-collar slice dripping with grease from the little pizzeria down the street.
Down the street in Italy, right?
Oh yeah sorry I forgot only pizza that you get by breaking in and stealing it from an Italian grandmother deep in the heart of Italy herself is real pizza while everything else is garbage unfit for rats.
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Just to be clear…if you held that pizza garbage in front of a rat and someone stood 20 ft behind you, would the pizza look 2x the size of the rat, 5x the size of the rat, or 0.5x the size of the rat?
My bad everyone.
You are not forgiven.
真実
Just to be clear…if you held that pizza garbage in front of a rat and someone stood 20 ft behind you, would the pizza look 2x the size of the rat, 5x the size of the rat, or 0.5x the size of the rat?
We talkin’ large or extra large pizza garbage?
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Just to be clear…if you held that pizza garbage in front of a rat and someone stood 20 ft behind you, would the pizza look 2x the size of the rat, 5x the size of the rat, or 0.5x the size of the rat?
We talkin’ large or extra large pizza garbage?
Obviously you don’t understand perspective. Or pizza.
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You are not forgiven.
You aren’t included in “everyone.” He meant “everyone relevant to the forum.”
Just to be clear…if you held that pizza garbage in front of a rat and someone stood 20 ft behind you, would the pizza look 2x the size of the rat, 5x the size of the rat, or 0.5x the size of the rat?
We talkin’ large or extra large pizza garbage?
Obviously you don’t understand perspective. Or pizza.
#pizzasizematters Frink.
I took a photography class once and they told me that the button on top takes a picture so I think I know a little bit more about perspective than your average ywhx, thanks.
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they told me that the button on top takes a picture so I think I know a little bit more about perspective than your average ywhx, thanks.
“I am the button.”
At the risk of being berated, I’ll admit I don’t like pepperoni.
What are you one of those people who like Hawaiian pizza or some shit?
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At the risk of being berated, I’ll admit I don’t like pepperoni.
What?
What are you one of those people who like Hawaiian pizza or some shit?
Nope. I’m content with cheese.
Good. That reminds me of Kevin from Home Alone so it’s okay.
Plus it means you’ll stay off of my pepperoni. You can stay.
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My bad everyone.
You are not forgiven.
You aren’t included in “everyone.” He meant “everyone relevant to the forum.”
If you paid attention to the grammar, you would notice I used passive and therefore I did not speak for myself. I was stating the truth.
真実
Hawaiian Pizza is probably on the edge of canonical pizzas.
Hawaiian Pizza is probably on the edge of canonical pizzas.
Is anchovy canon?
Hawaiian Pizza is probably on the edge of canonical pizzas.
Is anchovy canon?
Barely.
Here’s a topic: Dipping sauces. y/n?
Personally I could take them or leave them, though I will sometimes drizzle some Frank’s Red Hot on top.
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I don’t really use dipping sauces myself. The only ancilary material I add is a little bit of pepper most of the time.
My bad everyone.
You are not forgiven.
You aren’t included in “everyone.” He meant “everyone relevant to the forum.”
If you paid attention to the grammar, you would notice I used passive and therefore I did not speak for myself. I was stating the truth.
AND PEOPLE COMPLAINED ABOUT MY ONE NOTE SHTICK
Sorry I only accept y or n answers in order to cater to our computer posters.
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Sorry I only accept y or n answers in order to cater to our computer posters.
THATS A GOOD SECRETARY OF INTERIOR DEFENSE AGAINST TFN
WHOS A GOOD SECRETARY OF INTERIOR DEFENSE AGAINST TFN QUESTION MARK
YOU ARE EXCLAMATION POINT
HERE HAVE A SLICE OF PIZZA