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Sluggo said:

Man who runs cockfighting ring choking to death on an cock ring = Poetic Justice.

Fixed?

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http://stonedowl.com/wp-content/gallery/cache/12098__x_101210029.jpg

A rabid wolf?

C'mon, that's obviously Insanity Wolf.

http://nikkigsblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/insanity-wolf-tooth.jpg

 

Anyway, I think this was my favorite:

http://stonedowl.com/wp-content/gallery/totally-looks-like-7/101210023.jpg

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Polar Bears and Giant Spiders are the most vicious killers in the animal kingdom.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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xhonzi said:

Polar Bears and Giant Spiders are the most vicious rabid killers in the animal kingdom.

Fixed?

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All my hard work has been for naught!  I'll try again.

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I wish I knew enough people to play a good game of baseball. I have a shit load of equipment to play, I just don't know anybody that plays baseball.

Really sucks.

"The other versions will disappear. Even the 35 million tapes of Star Wars out there won’t last more than 30 or 40 years. A hundred years from now, the only version of the movie that anyone will remember will be the DVD version [of the Special Edition], and you’ll be able to project it on a 20’ by 40’ screen with perfect quality. I think it’s the director’s prerogative, not the studio’s to go back and reinvent a movie." - George Lucas

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Well, the bad news is that, yeah, you really can't get much dumber than that, and it gives more evidence to confirm my hypothesis that all relationships are doomed to fail.  But, as I'm sure he'll need good news, he seems to be in pretty good physical shape...  So... yeah...

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Warbler said:

Ladies and Gentlemen, children of all ages . . .  I give you the dumbest politician in the history of American government:

http://www.comcast.net/articles/news-general/20110209/US.New.York.Congressman.Quits/

 Cant even say I'm shocked. Well... the teenage girl on MySpace cellphone-camera-in-the-mirror picutre was surprising.

Lee, who won his seat in 2008, cultivated a family-values voting record in the House, earning an 88 percent approval rating from the American Conservative Union for his 2010 votes

Ever notice how it's always dudes like this who get caught in these things?

EDIT: Oh snap! Dude's name is CHRISTOPHER LEE?!?!? How dare he defile that awesome name with these shennanigans!!!?!?

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EyeShotFirst said:

I wish I knew enough people to play a good game of baseball. I have a shit load of equipment to play, I just don't know anybody that plays baseball.

Really sucks.

 Baseball is the hardest sport to play. Huge field, lots of equipment, needs at least 10 dudes to even play a pickup game on the sandlot.

 

 

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How long before Christopher Lee starts a separatist movement leading to the rise of a new Sith Empire?

Nicer boobs than Henry Kissinger though.

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Warbler said:

Ladies and Gentlemen, children of all ages . . .  I give you the dumbest politician in the history of American government:

http://www.comcast.net/articles/news-general/20110209/US.New.York.Congressman.Quits/

 Wait! So this dude DIDN'T sleep with anyone, DIDN'T misuse government funds, DIDN'T commit any crime outside of extreme tackiness... and he resigns? 

That's like expecting the District Manager of Arby's to resign because he didn't pick up after his dog in the park. How does one lead to another?

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It's just sour grapes because his torso doesn't look like Admiral Ackbar's face.

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Gaffer Tape said:

Well, the bad news is that, yeah, you really can't get much dumber than that, and it gives more evidence to confirm my hypothesis that all relationships are doomed to fail.  But, as I'm sure he'll need good news, he seems to be in pretty good physical shape...  So... yeah...

HANDS OFF, BITCH!!!

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That's not Christopher Lee, he only has two nipples.

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TheBoost said:

Warbler said:

Ladies and Gentlemen, children of all ages . . .  I give you the dumbest politician in the history of American government:

http://www.comcast.net/articles/news-general/20110209/US.New.York.Congressman.Quits/

 Wait! So this dude DIDN'T sleep with anyone, DIDN'T misuse government funds, DIDN'T commit any crime outside of extreme tackiness... and he resigns?

Don't you think he would have slept with the woman if he had been giving the chance?

He was a married man with a child and he answered an ad in the women seeking men section of craigslist.   He lied and said he was a divorced lobbyist and he lied about his age.   He was dumb enough to give the woman a picture of himself and he was also dumb enough to give her his real name.   Would you want someone like that representing your district in Congress?

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I'd rather have a rubbish lair than and good lair representing me (in an ideal world the would be no lairs).

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but wil the  colars be fixd?

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!