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Gaffer Tape said:

Meh, I'm not one to be swayed by gender-based advertising on either side of the spectrum.  I don't care how manly you make your Coke Zero or how feminine your make your Diet Coke, it doesn't change the fact that they both taste like sweetened horse piss.  Coca-Cola Classic (classic except for that whole corn syrup thing) for the win!

 So if they repackaged Coca Cola as "Pretty Pretty Princess Pony Pop!" in a pink flower shaped can, you'd have no problem buying a 6 pack of that?

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Let it be said so it can stand for all time:

Nope.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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TheBoost said:

 So if they repackaged Coca Cola as "Pretty Pretty Princess Pony Pop!" in a pink flower shaped can, you'd have no problem buying a 6 pack of that?

Look at the man's avatar.

Every 27th customer will get a ball-peen hammer, free!

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Akwat Kbrana said:

TheBoost said:

 So if they repackaged Coca Cola as "Pretty Pretty Princess Pony Pop!" in a pink flower shaped can, you'd have no problem buying a 6 pack of that?

Look at the man's avatar.

Or his user title.

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Gaffer Tape said:

Let it be said so it can stand for all time:

Nope.

 Well pretty lady, you're a bigger man than me.

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So is Frink's mother.

Every 27th customer will get a ball-peen hammer, free!

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         ^Frink's mom     Akwat's mom^

(Although despite the obvious strategic advantages to being an elephant, that .gif probably doesn't do too much to dissuade people from thinking my mother is fat...)

Every 27th customer will get a ball-peen hammer, free!

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Note to self: Do not GIS "Large woman gif" with SafeSearch turned off ever again. :-(

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Oooooh. That's gotta hurt.

Every 27th customer will get a ball-peen hammer, free!

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would it be possible for someone to PM or email Ferris and try and talk him into coming back here?   I'd do it, but I don't think he'd listen to me.   Please tell him that I will leave him alone and I won't debate nor discuss politics with him(although he is of course free to talk about politics).   I just feel the forum would benefit from his presence.   He and I don't have to get along for him to enjoy the forum and for others to enjoy his presence.   He and I  can just put each other on ignore and let it be done.    I feel responsible for him leaving.   Though I was angry and upset with him, I did not mean to chase him out. Could someone please talk to him?   

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Warb, you are a good man.  Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

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TV's Frink said:

Note to self: Do not GIS "Large woman gif" with SafeSearch turned off ever again. :-(

Honestly, I don't think it matters whether the SafeSearch is on or off.  There is always something nasty (or as a friend of mine would say, "Sophisticated") hiding in the search results.

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I once did a search for Pashley Tricycles and the results were not what I expected.

All roads lead to 'sophistication'.

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Sluggo said:

TV's Frink said:

Note to self: Do not GIS "Large woman gif" with SafeSearch turned off ever again. :-(

Honestly, I don't think it matters whether the SafeSearch is on or off.  There is always something nasty (or as a friend of mine would say, "Sophisticated") hiding in the search results.

It doesn't always matter, and it usually doesn't matter as much as you would think...but it can help.

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I'm thinking of running for public office with the campaign slogan, "Irresponsible: It's The Fun Way."

 

What do you think my chances are?

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You know, lately, I've been getting the feeling that Sluggo's favorite band is Limozeen!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Brainkrieg would totally kill them at battle of the bands.

Dentist!  (jugga jigga wugga)  Deli-style!  (jugga jigga wugga)

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Sluggo said:

Warb, you are a good man.  Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

thankyou, Sluggo.  

So is someone going to talk to Ferris please?