Involuntary Methane Out-vents old enough to remember with fondness the charming telly show Salvage 1 might find this article interesting (not as much fun as making a space ship out of junk to do it though).
hairy_hen said:
Phrinke's mom got someone's package on her doorstop . . . but it wasn't unexpected.
Every 27th customer will get a ball-peen hammer, free!
Akwat Kbrana said:
TV's Frink said:
Every 27th customer will get a ball-peen hammer, free!
^literally lol'd
doubleofive said:
I signed up for [a free Google Chrome Laptop] months ago...
Thanks for [not] cluing us into this AwEsOmE DeAl, 0o5!i! Since you [didn't] alerted me to deal, I [didn't] got mine yesterday [not] too!
Jerkface jerk jerk.
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
Sure, but do you need a laptop that ONLY does the internet? You can't even watch Inception on it!
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As long as it's FREE.
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
Considering my laptop sounds like the engine of a 747, and its screen is held together by scotch tape, and I'm stealing Wi-Fi from the neighbors... yes.
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
Vork said:
Considering my laptop sounds like the engine of a 747, and its screen is held together by scotch tape, and I'm stealing Wi-Fi from the neighbors... yes.
Interesting!
From sloganizer.net:
«There's a bit of TV's Frink in all of us.»
Better: "There's a bit of all of us in TV's Mom."TV's Frink said:
From sloganizer.net:
«There's a bit of TV's Frink in all of us.»
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New slogan from sloganizer.net:
«There's a bit of all of us in 005's Mom - it's like heaven!»
using the string "your mother" on sloganizer.net I came up with all sorts of funny shit. I had to close the tab or I would be there all week.....
....ahh what the hell, I'll open it again :D
sloganizer.net sez:«Food or your mother? I'll have your mother.»«your mother extra dry.»«your mother brings out the best.»«your mother, one for all.»«your mother, you'll love it!»«Who wouldn't fight for your mother?»«your mother - enjoy the difference.»«The president buys your mother.»«your mother - living innovation»«your mother for everyone.»«Jesus loves your mother.»«Go farther with your mother.»«Don't mess with your mother.»«your mother, good.»«your mother - One name. One legend.»«Nonstop your mother.»«your mother never sleeps.»«your mother makes dreams come true»«your mother, it's as simple as that!»
«There's only one thing in the world I want and that is your mother.»
«your mother - once you have it, you love it.»
«Feel good with your mother.»
And an engrish variant:
«Oh my goddess, it's a your mother.»
And finally, a reason for edit:
«3... 2... 1... your mother.»
What is the big obsession with kids and vampires? A dozen years ago, everyone wanted to slay the vampires.
So sad...
Do I really enjoy Coke Zero or am I a pawn of the advertising that tailor made every aspect of this cola to appeal to men. Black can. Stark lettering. No mention of the word "diet" which turns men away.
I enjoy Diet Coke. It's never bothered me.
TV's Frink said:
I enjoy Diet Coke. It's never bothered me.
Well.... you do strike me as perhaps a little... um... lets just say that traditional gender roles don't seem important to you.
Well, let's just say that I tried Coke Zero once...
TV's Frink said:
Well, let's just say that I tried Coke Zero once...
(LOL)
You know Frink, maybe it's YOU, not Superman, who needs a beard.
I actually have one right now. My daughter calls it a "bood and musash"
Meh, I'm not one to be swayed by gender-based advertising on either side of the spectrum. I don't care how manly you make your Coke Zero or how feminine your make your Diet Coke, it doesn't change the fact that they both taste like sweetened horse piss. Coca-Cola Classic (classic except for that whole corn syrup thing) for the win!
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.