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TV's Frink said:

Cliff Clavin said:

http://cincinnati.com/blogs/politics/files/2011/01/ClavenCliff.jpg

Who are seventy-six people who have never been in my kitchen?

Okay.  In my book, that totally wins this thread.  And I still believe Jeopardy screwed him.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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CP3S said:

Sluggo's comments about the FOX network reminded me of this older guy I work with.

Dennis said:

 

I'm thirty-seven, I'm not old.

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He is sixty something, I am a young, insensitive, ageist, whippersnapper and to me that is old.

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Why didn't someone make a candy called "Whippersnapper?"

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  1. ST. Peter   30 - 64
  2. ST. Linus   67 - 76
  3. ST. Anacletus   79 - 92
  4. ST. Clement I   92 - 99
  5. ST. Evaristus   99 - 107
  6. ST. Alexander I   106 - 115
  7. ST. Sixtus I   114 or 119 - 124 or 128
  8. ST. Telesphorus   126 - 137
  9. ST. Hyginus   136 or 138 - 140 or 142
  10. ST. Pius I   140 - 154
  11. ST. Anicetus   154 - April 20, 167
  12. ST. Soter   166 - 174
  13. ST. Eleuterus   174 - 189
  14. ST. Victor   189 - 199
  15. ST. Zephyrinus   199 - December 20, 217
  16. ST. Callixtus I   217 - 222
  17. ST. Urban I   222 - 230
  18. ST. Pontian   July 21, 230 - September 28, 235
  19. ST. Anterus   November 21, 235 - January 3, 236
  20. ST. Fabian   January 10, 236 - January 20, 250
  21. ST. Cornelius   March 6, 251 or March 13, 251 - June 253
  22. ST. Lucius   June 25, 253 - March 5, 254
  23. ST. Stephen I   May 12, 254 - August 2, 257
  24. ST. Sixtus II   August 30, 257 - August 6, 258
  25. ST. Dionsysius   July 22, 259 - December 26, 268
  26. ST. Felix I   January 5, 269 - December 30, 274
  27. ST. Eutychian   January 4, 275 - December 7, 283
  28. ST. Caius   December 17, 283 - April 22, 296
  29. ST. Marcellinus   June 30, 296 - April 1, 304?
  30. ST. Marcellus I   May 308 - 309
  31. ST. Eusebius   April 18, 309 or April 18, 310 - August 17, 309 or August 17,  310
  32. ST. Miltiades   July 3, 311 - January 10, 314  
  33. ST. Sylvester I   January 31, 314 - December 31, 335
  34. ST. Mark   January 18, 336 - October 7, 336
  35. ST. Julius I   February 6, 337 - April 12, 352
  36. Liberius   May 17, 352 - September 24, 366
  37. ST. Damasus I   366 - 384
  38. ST. Siricius   December 384 - November 26, 399
  39. ST. Anastasius I   November 27, 399 - December 19, 401
  40. ST. Innocent I   401 - March 12, 417
  41. ST. Zosimus   March 21, 417 - December 26, 418
  42. ST. Boniface I   December 28, 418 - September 4, 422
  43. ST. Celestine I   422 - April 6, 432
  44. ST. Sixtus III   July 31, 432 - August 18, 440
  45. ST. Leo I   September 29, 440 - November 10, 461
  46. ST. Hilarius   November 17(?), 461 - February 28(?), 468
  47. ST. Simplicius   468 - March 10, 483
  48. ST. Felix III   March 13, 483 - January 3, 492
  49. ST. Gelasius I   492 - November 21, 496
  50. Anastasius II   November 24, 496 - November 16, 498 
  51. ST. Symmachus   November 22, 498 - July 19, 514
  52. ST. Hormisdas   July 20, 514 - 523
  53. ST. John I   523 - 526
  54. ST. Felix IV   526 - 530  
  55. Boniface II   530 - 532
  56. John II   January 2, 533 - May 8, 535
  57. ST. Agapetus I   535 - April 22, 536
  58. ST. Silverius   June 8, 536 - March 537
  59. Vigilius   March 29, 537 - 555
  60. Pelagius I   556 - March 4, 561
  61. John III   561 - July 13, 574
  62. Benedict I   June 2, 575 - July 30, 579
  63. Pelagius II   579 - 590
  64. ST. Gregory I   September 3, 590 - March 12, 604
  65. Sabinian   September 13, 604 - February 22, 606
  66. Boniface III   February 19, 607 - November 12, 607
  67. ST. Boniface IV   September 25, 608 - May 8, 615
  68. ST. Adeodatus I   November 13, 615 - November 8, 618 
  69. Boniface V   December 23, 619 - October 25, 625
  70. Honorius I   October 27, 625 - October 12, 638
  71. Severinus   May 28, 640 - August 2, 640
  72. John IV   December 24, 640 - October 12, 642
  73. Theodore I   November 24, 642 - May 14, 649
  74. ST. Martin I   July 5, 649 - 653
  75. ST. Eugene I   August 10, 654 - June 1, 657
  76. ST. Vitalian   July 30, 657 - January 27, 672
  77. Adeodatus II   April 11, 672 - June 17, 676
  78. Donus   November 2, 676 - April 11, 678
  79. ST. Agatho   June 27, 678 - January 10, 681
  80. ST. Leo II   August 17, 682 - June 28, 683
  81. ST. Benedict II   June 26, 684 - May 8, 685
  82. John V   July 12, 685 - August 2, 686
  83. Conon   October 21, 686 - September 21, 687
  84. ST. Sergius I   December 15, 687 - September 8, 701
  85. John VI   October 30, 701 - January 11, 705
  86. John VII   March 1, 705 - October 18, 707
  87. Sisinnius   January 15, 708 - February 4, 708
  88. Constantine   March 25, 708 - April 9, 715
  89. ST. Gregory II   May 19, 715 - February 11, 731
  90. ST. Gregory III   February 11, 731 - November 28, 741
  91. ST. Zachary   December 10, 741 - March 22, 752
  92. Stephen II   March 26, 752 - April 26, 757
  93. ST. Paul I   May 29, 757 - June 28, 767
  94. Stephen III   August 1, 768 - February 1, 772
  95. Adrian I   February 1, 772 - December 25, 795
  96. ST. Leo III   December 27, 795 - June 12, 816
  97. Stephen IV   June 22, 816 - January 24, 817
  98. ST. Paschal I   January 25, 817 - February 11, 824
  99. Eugene II   May 11, 824 - August 27, 827
  100. Valentine   August 31, 827 - October 10, 827
  101. Gregory IV   October 827 - January 25, 844
  102. Sergius II   January 844 - January 24, 847
  103. ST. Leo IV   April 10, 847 - July 17, 855
  104. Benedict III   September 29, 855 - April 17, 858
  105. ST. Nicholas I   April 24, 858 - November 13, 867
  106. Adrian II   December 14, 867 - December 14, 872
  107. John VIII   December 14, 872 - December 16, 882
  108. Marinus I   December 16, 882 - May 15, 884
  109. ST. Adrian III   May 17, 884 - July 885
  110. Stephen V   September 885 - September 14, 891 
  111. Formosus   October 6, 891 - April 4, 896
  112. Boniface VI   April 896 - April 896
  113. Stephen VI   May 22, 896 - August 897
  114. Romanus   August 897 - November 897
  115. Theodore II   December 897 - December 897
  116. John IX   January 898 - January 900
  117. Benedict IV   February 1, 900 - July 903
  118. Leo V   late July 903 - mid September 903
  119. Sergius III   January 29, 904 - April 14, 911
  120. Anastasius III   April 911 - June 913
  121. Lando   July 913 or August 913 - February 914 or March 914
  122. John X   March 914 - May 928
  123. Leo VI   June 928 - February 929
  124. Stephen VII   February 929 - March 15, 931
  125. John XI   March 931 - December 935
  126. Leo VII   January 3, 936 - July 13, 939
  127. Stephen VIII   July 14, 939 - October 942
  128. Marinus II   October 30, 942 - May 946
  129. Agapetus II   May 10, 946 - November 8, 955
  130. John XII   December 16, 955 - May 14, 964
  131. Benedict V   May 22, 964 - June 23, 964
  132. Leo VIII   June 23, 964 - March 1, 965
  133. John XIII   October 1, 965 - September 6, 972
  134. Benedict VI   January 19, 973 - June 974
  135. Benedict VII   October 974 - July 10, 983
  136. John XIV   December 983 - August 20, 984
  137. John XV   August 985 - March 996
  138. Gregory V   May 3, 996 - February 18, 999
  139. Sylvester II   April 2, 999 - May 12, 1003
  140. John XVII   May 16, 1003 - December 6, 1003
  141. John XVIII   January 1004 - July 1009
  142. Sergius IV   July 31, 1009 - May 12, 1012
  143. Benedict VIII   May 16, 1012 - April 9, 1024
  144. John XIX   May 1024 - October 1032
  145. Benedict IX   October 1032 - September 1044
  146. Sylvester III   January 20, 1045 - February 10, 1045
  147. Benedict IX   April 1045 - May 1045
  148. Gregory VI   May 5 1045 - December 20, 1046
  149. Clement II   December 25, 1046 - October 1047
  150. Benedict IX   November 1047 - July 1048
  151. Damasus II   July 17, 1048 - August 9, 1048
  152. ST. Leo IX   February 12, 1049 - April 19, 1054
  153. Victor II   April 13, 1055 - July 28, 1057
  154. Stephen IX   August 3, 1057 - March 29, 1058
  155. Nicholas II   January 24, 1059 - July 27, 1061
  156. Alexander II   September 30, 1061 - April 21, 1073
  157. ST. Gregory VII   April 22, 1073 - May 25, 1085
  158. Bl. Victor III   May 24, 1086 - September 16, 1087
  159. Bl. Urban II   March 12, 1088 - July 29, 1099
  160. Paschal II   August 13, 1099 - January 21, 1118
  161. Gelasius II   January 24, 1118 - January 29, 1119
  162. Bl. Callixtus II   February 1, 1119 - December 13, 1124
  163. Honorius II   December 21, 1124 - February 13, 1130
  164. Innocent II   February 14, 1130 - September 24, 1143
  165. Celestine II   September 25, 1143 - March 8, 1144
  166. Lucius II   March 9, 1144 - February 15, 1145
  167. Bl. Eugene III   February 15, 1145 - July 8, 1153
  168. Anastasius IV   July 9, 1153 - December 3, 1154
  169. Adrian IV   December 4, 1154 - September 1, 1159
  170. Alexander III   September 7, 1159 - August 30, 1181
  171. Lucius III   September 1, 1181 - November 25, 1185
  172. Urban III   November 25, 1185 - October 20, 1187
  173. Gregory VIII   October 25, 1187 - December 17, 1187
  174. Clement III   December 19, 1187 - March 20, 1191
  175. Celestine III   March 21, 1191 - January 8, 1198
  176. Innocent III   January 8, 1198 - July 16, 1216
  177. Honorius III   July 18, 1216 - March 18, 1227
  178. Gregory IX   March 19, 1227 - August 22, 1241
  179. Clestine IV   October 25, 1241 - November 10, 1241
  180. Innocent IV   June 25, 1243 - December 7, 1254
  181. Alexander IV   December 12, 1254 - May 25, 1261
  182. Urban IV   August 29, 1261 - October 2, 1264
  183. Clement IV   February 5, 1265 - November 29, 1268
  184. Bl. Gregory X   September 1, 1271 - January 10, 1276
  185. Bl. Innocent V   January 21, 1276 - June 22, 1276
  186. Adrian V   July 11, 1276 - August 18, 1276
  187. John XXI   September 13, 1276 - May 20, 1277
  188. Nicholas III   November 25, 1277 - August 22, 1280
  189. Martin IV   February 21, 1281 - March 28, 1285
  190. Honorius IV   April 2, 1285 - April 3, 1287
  191. Nicholas IV   February 22, 1288 - April 4, 1292
  192. ST. Celestine V   July 5, 1294 - December 13, 1294
  193. Boniface VIII   December 24, 1294 - October 11, 1303
  194. Benedict XI   October 22, 1303 - July 7, 1304
  195. Clement V   June 5, 1305 - April 20, 1314
  196. John XXII   August 7, 1316 - December 4, 1334
  197. Benedict XII   December 20, 1334 - April 25, 1342
  198. Clement VI   May 7, 1342 - December 6, 1352
  199. Innocent VI   December 18, 1352 - September 12, 1362
  200. Bl. Urban V   September 28, 1362 - December 19, 1370
  201. Gregory XI   December 30, 1370 - March 27, 1378
  202. Urban VI   April 8, 1378 - October 15, 1389
  203. Boniface IX   November 2, 1389 - October 1, 1404
  204. Innocent VII   October 17, 1404 - November 6, 1406
  205. Gregory XII   November 30, 1406 - July 4, 1415
  206. Martin V   November 11, 1417 - February 20, 1431
  207. Eugene IV   March 3, 1431 - February 23, 1447
  208. Nicholas V   March 6, 1447 - March 24, 1455
  209. Callixtus III   April 8, 1455 - August 6, 1458
  210. Pius II   August 19, 1458 - August 14, 1464
  211. Paul II   August 30, 1464 - July 26, 1471
  212. Sixtus IV   August 9, 1471 - August 12, 1484
  213. Innocent VIII   August 29, 1484 - July 25, 1492
  214. Alexander VI   August 11, 1492 - August 8, 1503  
  215. Pius III   September 22, 1503 - October 18, 1503
  216. Julius II   November 1, 1503 - February 21, 1513
  217. Leo X   March 9, 1513(elected) March 11, 1513(proclaimed) - December 1, 1521
  218. Adrian VI   January 9, 1522 - September 14, 1523
  219. Clement VII   November 19, 1523 - September 25, 1534
  220. Paul III   October 13, 1534 - November 10, 1549
  221. Julius III   February 7, 1550 - March 23, 1555
  222. Marcellus II   April 9, 1555(elected) April 10, 1555(proclaimed) - May 1, 1555
  223. Paul IV   May 23, 1555 - August 18, 1559
  224. Pius IV   December 25, 1559 - December 9, 1565
  225. ST. Pius V   January 7, 1566 - May 1, 1572
  226. Gregory XIII   May 13, 1572 - April 10, 1585
  227. Sixtus V   April 24, 1585 - August 27, 1590
  228. Urban VII   September 15, 1590 - September 27, 1590
  229. Gregory XIV   December 5, 1590 - October 16, 1591
  230. Innocent IX   October 29, 1591 - December 30, 1591
  231. Clement VIII   January 30, 1592 - March 3, 1605
  232. Leo XI   April 1, 1605 - April 27, 1605
  233. Paul V   May 16, 1605 - January 28, 1621
  234. Gregory XV   February 9, 1621 - July 8 1623
  235. Urban VIII   August 6, 1623 - July 29, 1644
  236. Innocent X   September 15, 1644 - January 7, 1655
  237. Alexander VII   April 7, 1655 - May 22, 1667
  238. Clement IX   June 20, 1667 - December 9, 1669
  239. Clement X   April 29, 1670 - July 22, 1676
  240. Bl. Innocent XI   September 21, 1676 - August 12, 1689
  241. Alexander VIII   October 6, 1689 - February 1, 1691  
  242. Innocent XII   July 12, 1691 - September 27, 1700
  243. Clement XI   November 23, 1700 - March 19, 1721
  244. Innocent XIII   May 8, 1721 - March 7, 1724
  245. Benedect XIII   May 29, 1724 - February 21, 1730
  246. Clement XII   July 12, 1730 - February 6, 1740
  247. Benedict XIV   August 17, 1740 - May 3, 1758
  248. Clement XIII   July 16, 1758 - February 2, 1769  
  249. Clement XIV   May 19, 1769 - September 22, 1774
  250. Pius VI   February 15, 1775 - August 29, 1799
  251. Pius VII   March 14, 1800 - August 20, 1823
  252. Leo XII   September 28, 1823 - February 10, 1829  
  253. Pius VIII   March 31, 1829 - November 30, 1830
  254. Gregory XVI   February 2, 1831 - June 1, 1846
  255. Pius IX   June 16, 1846 - February 7, 1878
  256. Leo XIII   February 20, 1878 - July 20, 1903
  257. ST. Pius X   August 4, 1903 - August 20, 1914
  258. Benedict XV   September 3, 1914 - January 22, 1922
  259. Pius XI   February 6, 1922 - February 10, 1939
  260. Pius XII   March 2, 1939 - October 9, 1958
  261. ST. John XXIII   October 28, 1958 - June 3, 1963
  262. Bl. Paul VI   June 21, 1963 - August 6, 1978
  263. John Paul I   August 26, 1978 - September 28, 1978
  264. ST. John Paul II   October 16, 1978 - April 2, 2005
  265. Benedict XVI   April 19, 2005 - February 28, 2013
  266. Francis   March 13, 2013 - ?
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Sluggo said:

Dick York

Dick Sargent

Win.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Warbler said:

ST. Peter

Linus

ST. Anacletus

ST. Clement I

Evaristus

Alexander I

ST. Sixtus I

ST. Telesphorus

Hyginus

ST. Pius I

Anicetus

ST. Soter

Eleuterus

ST. Victor

ST. Zephyrinus

Callixtus I

Urban I

Pontian

Anterus

ST. Fabian

Cornelius

ST. Lucius

Stephen I

Sixtus II

Dionsysius

ST. Felix I

Eutychian

Caius

ST. Marcellinus

ST. Marcellus I

ST. Eusebius

ST. Miltiades

Sylvester I

Mark

Julius I

Liberius

Damasus I

Siricius

Anastasius I

Innocent I

Zosimus

Boniface I

Celestine I

Sixtus III

ST. Leo I

Hilarius

ST. Simplicius

Felix III

ST. Gelasius I

Anastasius II

Symmachus

Hormisdas

ST. John I

Felix IV

Boniface II

John II

Agapetus I

ST. Silverius

Vigilius

Pelagius I

John III

Benedict I

Pelagius II

Gregory I

Sabinian

Boniface III

Boniface IV

Adeodatus I

Boniface V

Honorius I

Severinus

John IV

Theodore I

Martin I

Eugene I

Vitalian

Adeodatus II

Donus

Agatho

ST. Leo II

Benedict II

John V

Conon

Sergius I

John VI

John VII

Sisinnius

Constantine

Gregory II

Gregory III

ST. Zachary

Stephen II

Paul I

Stephen III

Adrian I

Leo III

Stephen IV

Paschal I

Eugene II

Valentine

Gregory IV

Sergius II

ST. Leo IV

Benedict III

Nicholas I

Adrian II

John VIII

Marinus I

Adrian III

Stephen V

Formosus

Boniface VI

Stephen VI

Romanus

Theodore II

John IX

Benedict IV

Leo V

Sergius III

Anastasius III

Lando

John X

Leo VI

Stephen VII

John XI

Leo VII

Stephen VIII

Marinus II

Agapetus II

John XII

Benedict V

Leo VIII

John XIII

Benedict VI

Benedict VII

John XIV

John XV

Gregory V

Sylvester II

John XVII

John XVIII

Sergius IV

Benedict VIII

John XIX

Benedict IX

Sylvester III

Benedict IX

Gregory VI

Clement II

Benedict IX

Damasus II

ST. Leo IX

Victor II

Stephen IX

Nicholas II

Alexander II

Gregory VII

Victor III

Urban II

Paschal II

Gelasius II

Blessed Calixtus II

Honorius II

Innocent II

Celestine II

Lucius II

Eugene III

Anastasius IV

Adrian IV

Alexander III

Lucius III

Urban III

Gregory VIII

Clement III

Celestine III

Innocent III

Honorius III

Gregory IX

Clestine IV

Innocent IV

Alexander IV

Urban IV

Clement IV

Gregory X

Innocent V

Adrian V

John XXI

Nicholas III

Martin IV

Honorius IV

Nicholas IV

Celestine V

Boniface VIII

Benedict XI

Clement V

John XXII

Benedict XII

Clement VI

Innocent VI

Urban V

Gregory XI

Urban VI

Boniface IX

Innocent VII

Gregory XII

Martin V

Eugene IV

Nicholas V

Callixtus III

Pius II

Paul II

Sixtus IV

Innocent VIII

Alexander VI

Pius III

Julius II

Leo X

Adrian VI

Clement VII

Paul III

Julius III

Marcellus II

Paul IV

Pius IV

ST Pius V

Gregory XIII

Sixtus V

Urban VII

Gregory XIV

Innocent IX

Clement VIII

Leo XI

Paul V

Gregory XV

Urban VIII

Innocent X

Alexander VII

Clement IX

Clement X

Innocent XI

Alexander VIII

Innocent XII

Clement XI

Innocent XIII

Benedect XIII

Clement XII

Benedict XIV

Clement XIII

Clement XIV

Pius VI

Pius VII

Leo XII

Pius VIII

Gregory XVI

Pius IX

Leo XIII

ST. Pius X

Benedict XV

Pius XI

Pius XII

John XXIII

Paul VI

John Paul I

John Paul II

Benedict XVI

If I was a Pope Id TOTALLY Saint myself.

And Id honor Celestine and Clement and oranges with my papal name "Clementine I"

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Gaffer Tape said:

Sluggo said:

Dick York

Dick Sargent

Win.

I list all the Popes from Peter to the present, Sluggo lists the two men that played Darrin . . . . and you give Sluggo the win!?! 

 

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Davnes007 said:

Gaffer Tape likes Dicks.

I type lol a lot, but I rarely actually lol.

This was one of those times.

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Dude, you couldn't have used commas to separate those names rather than hitting enter after every single one?

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42?

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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hairy_hen said:

Dude, you couldn't have used commas to separate those names rather than hitting enter after every single one?

sorry, I thought the list would be easier to read this way.

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It wasn't.  And seeing how Inception is not on your list:

IGNORED!

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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Warbler said:

hairy_hen said:

Dude, you couldn't have used commas to separate those names rather than hitting enter after every single one?

sorry, I thought the list would be easier to read this way.

Why did you make the list at all?  Did I miss something?