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DuracellEnergizer said:

If a cooked pizza’s bad, is a burnt pizza evil?

Why would a cooked pizza be bad? I didn’t think people usually ate pizza raw.

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I’m thinking a missed a joke.

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A joke that’s been going around the forum for close to a year I think lol.

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So that would make raw pizza lawful good and uncooked pizza chaotic good?

TV’s Frink said:

chyron just put a big Ric pic in your sig and be done with it.

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If you ever have to give someone an ETA, and you have a good idea of what it is… double it. Just in case.

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So if I’m pretty sure it’ll take me four hours to get somewhere I should double the ETA to eight hours instead?

The Person in Question

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Possessed said:

A joke that’s been going around the forum for close to a year I think lol.

Maybe it was going around in one of the sections that I don’t usually visit. Anyway, mind explaining the joke?

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Basically just a joke on why the pizza chain (I think it’s called papa Murphys?) is so popular when they don’t even cook your pizza for you. They just make you a custom frozen one (I have heard it’s actually pretty good though). The joke is basically just a callback to the time there was a pages long debate on the legitimacy of such a practice.

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I thought it was because Pizza the hut wasn’t in TLJ and it divided the fandom.

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That’s not the reason though that’s just kindof a supplemental

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moviefreakedmind said:

So if I’m pretty sure it’ll take me four hours to get somewhere I should double the ETA to eight hours instead?

Maybe add an hour. I wasn’t really thinking of anything that took over an hour.

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Handman said:

moviefreakedmind said:

So if I’m pretty sure it’ll take me four hours to get somewhere I should double the ETA to eight hours instead?

Maybe add an hour. I wasn’t really thinking of anything that took over an hour.

Sounds like it isn’t ready for publication just yet.

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I was thinking of Amazon who will tell you an item will be there in 5-8 days ago I get extra happy when it’s there in 3.

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Possessed said:

Basically just a joke on why the pizza chain (I think it’s called papa Murphys?) is so popular when they don’t even cook your pizza for you. They just make you a custom frozen one (I have heard it’s actually pretty good though). The joke is basically just a callback to the time there was a pages long debate on the legitimacy of such a practice.

The Papa Murphy’s near my house went out of business. Went over there one day to get a pizza and the whole store was gutted with the sign missing.

I guess it wasn’t popular enough.

TV’s Frink said:

chyron just put a big Ric pic in your sig and be done with it.

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Maybe if they’d served their pizzas a little colder they would have made it. Perhaps left the meat totally uncooked so you also had to do that separately.

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Possessed said:

Maybe if they’d served their pizzas a little colder they would have made it. Perhaps left the meat totally uncooked so you also had to do that separately.

Actually, some of the best pizzas I’ve ever had were made with raw sausage, cooked in ovens so hot that they could top the pie with raw meat before cooking. Of course, they cooked the pizzas on premises…

TV’s Frink said:

I would put this in my sig if I weren’t so lazy.

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chyron8472 said:

Possessed said:

Basically just a joke on why the pizza chain (I think it’s called papa Murphys?) is so popular when they don’t even cook your pizza for you. They just make you a custom frozen one (I have heard it’s actually pretty good though). The joke is basically just a callback to the time there was a pages long debate on the legitimacy of such a practice.

The Papa Murphy’s near my house went out of business. Went over there one day to get a pizza and the whole store was gutted with the sign missing.

I guess it wasn’t popular enough.

The place was gutted? So that’s why there was no oven?

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DominicCobb said:

chyron8472 said:

Possessed said:

Basically just a joke on why the pizza chain (I think it’s called papa Murphys?) is so popular when they don’t even cook your pizza for you. They just make you a custom frozen one (I have heard it’s actually pretty good though). The joke is basically just a callback to the time there was a pages long debate on the legitimacy of such a practice.

The Papa Murphy’s near my house went out of business. Went over there one day to get a pizza and the whole store was gutted with the sign missing.

I guess it wasn’t popular enough.

The place was gutted? So that’s why there was no oven?

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dahmage said:

DominicCobb said:

chyron8472 said:

Possessed said:

Basically just a joke on why the pizza chain (I think it’s called papa Murphys?) is so popular when they don’t even cook your pizza for you. They just make you a custom frozen one (I have heard it’s actually pretty good though). The joke is basically just a callback to the time there was a pages long debate on the legitimacy of such a practice.

The Papa Murphy’s near my house went out of business. Went over there one day to get a pizza and the whole store was gutted with the sign missing.

I guess it wasn’t popular enough.

The place was gutted? So that’s why there was no oven?

.5/10

This isn’t the “rate yourself” thread.

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Possessed said:

dahmage said:

DominicCobb said:

chyron8472 said:

Possessed said:

Basically just a joke on why the pizza chain (I think it’s called papa Murphys?) is so popular when they don’t even cook your pizza for you. They just make you a custom frozen one (I have heard it’s actually pretty good though). The joke is basically just a callback to the time there was a pages long debate on the legitimacy of such a practice.

The Papa Murphy’s near my house went out of business. Went over there one day to get a pizza and the whole store was gutted with the sign missing.

I guess it wasn’t popular enough.

The place was gutted? So that’s why there was no oven?

.5/10

This isn’t the “rate yourself” thread.

12/10

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dahmage said:

DominicCobb said:

chyron8472 said:

Possessed said:

Basically just a joke on why the pizza chain (I think it’s called papa Murphys?) is so popular when they don’t even cook your pizza for you. They just make you a custom frozen one (I have heard it’s actually pretty good though). The joke is basically just a callback to the time there was a pages long debate on the legitimacy of such a practice.

The Papa Murphy’s near my house went out of business. Went over there one day to get a pizza and the whole store was gutted with the sign missing.

I guess it wasn’t popular enough.

The place was gutted? So that’s why there was no oven?

.5/10

Fair