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Gaffer Tape said:

bkev said:

"u know ur a? 90s kid when u watch fantasia" -youtube. Oh the stupidity

Wow.  That is just wrong on so many different levels...  Let me count.  Let's see...  I found at least 8 different things wrong with it in the fields of syntax, punctuation, spelling, and logic.

That's how you know you are a 90's kid.  

-70's kid

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No, '70s kid, a '90s kid would, like, soooo, like, talk like this.  That is an example of a '00s kid.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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You are right.  I'm just a jive turkey, what do I know?

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Cut Frink some slack, jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don' git no help. Jive ass dude don' got no brains anyhow!

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I don't know that! WAAAAAUAUUUUUGGHGHHH!!!

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Akwat Kbrana said:

I don't know that! WAAAAAUAUUUUUGGHGHHH!!!

Fixed.

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As good as Holy Grail is, my estimation is that you're not a "true" fan of Monty Python until you have more than a passing familiarity with the Flying Circus television programme.  Not only does it contain their best material, but much of it is also far less played out.  I have to go quite a while in between Holy Grail viewings because of the endless quoting, which puts it in deeply unfortunate danger of becoming unfunny through sheer repetition.  (The same could also be said for that infernal Dead Parrot sketch, however.)

I was lucky enough to see a theatrical screening of Holy Grail a few years ago.  Thankfully the crowd didn't shout out the lines during the film or anything like that, which would have been difficult since the theatre had their sound system cranked up to nearly oppressively high volume.

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I wasn't really impressed with the series as a whole. Most of what I thought was the best was compiled in "Now For Something Completely Different". I guess most of the rest of the series was too "British" for me? I don't even know what a blamange is, or why aliens in the form of them would attack earth. Maybe a lot of it is the culture and era. I suppose that if I knew more about the contemporary British culture and politics I would have found the series more funny?

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doubleofive said:

... I don't even know what a blamange is, or why aliens in the form of them would attack earth...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blancmange

it literally means "white stuff you eat" in french, because... that's what it is!

As I recall it's really good!

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Heh. Those of you in the mood for a little Star Wars Christmas music parodyage, check this out.

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http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/25/a5/b955828fd7a01b52be762110.L.jpg
IS THIS WHAT WE HAVE BECOME?!? MISERABLE CREATURES RAISED BY POP CULTURE?

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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         ^Frink                                  ^Frink

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Yesterday the snow was beginning to thaw, this morning it's like The Shining.

All Jack and no boy makes work a dull play.

All Jack and no boy makes work a dull play.

All Jack and no boy makes work a dull play.

All Jack and no boy makes work a dull play.