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WHAT? YOU MEAN EVERYONE IS NAKED UNDER THEIR CLOTHES?!? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE TO DECENCY!

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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Hey, bkev, is that Carrie Kelly in your avatar?

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Naw, it's me... sort of. My friend drew it out of my facebook profile picture. It's quite awesome if I do say so myself.

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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Ah, okay.  It is a cool picture.  But I did certainly see a bit of this in it:

So, I dunno.  I guess I just inadvertantly called you a girl.  If that offends you, I apologize, but then again, she is Robin, so I don't really see how you can complain too much.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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That is the porcelain calling the fine china white, eh Gaff?

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The porcelain never made any remarks to the contrary about itself, though, did it? =P

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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One of two little girls walking passed me on the way to the corner shop called out to inform me that I looked like Jesus.

I said that thank-you.

I don't even ride a bike.

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TV's Frink said:

Maybe you look like a lizard?

Do lizards have beards, bad skin and no back teeth?

Did Jesus?

Are you saying Jesus looked like a lizard?

 

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Bingowings said:

TV's Frink said:

Maybe you look like a lizard?

Do lizards have beards, bad skin and no back teeth?

Did Jesus?

Are you saying Jesus looked like a lizard?

Raptor Jesus did.  Speaking of which...haven't seen CMG in a bit. :-(

 

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Ew.  That sounds like solicitation.  Don't want to hear it.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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So I just met Eva Marie Saint at a local theater... I'd never guess she was in her eighties! She looks the same as she did in the 1990's, at least according to that flattering wikipedia picture. She was there for a showing of North by Northwest, same place I saw OHMSS.

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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His holiness tours the sights of Edinburgh :

Bottoms Up!

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I WANT THAT JOB!

Bet the pay is awesome, be a great way to stay fit.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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I swear I will not put in a competing application...it's all yours :-D