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Which is a second reason why I’ll never become a professional writer.
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I wish I could write well enough to write a full-on story, but I tend to use the same phrases over and over again.
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I need to kiss a girl … a beautiful Irish girl with auburn hair and blue eyes … whose breath tastes of strawberries.
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I need to kiss a girl … literally any girl at this point lol
FTFM
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Your standards may be too low.
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Standards never helped me, so I got rid of 'em.
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Peanut Butter and Jelly sure do get along nicely.
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If I may quote Nick Carraway;
“I just remembered that today’s my birthday.”
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Loving me a hot cup of coffee right now.
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At this hour? Gosh you young people are so wild.
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At this hour? Gosh you young people are so suspicious.
FTFY
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How much to you think a diary that has the location of the Holy Grail and has Hitler’s signature, would go for on ebay?
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Possibly like at least 6.
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I would think Hitler’s signature would bring it up to at least $14.88.
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I don’t know, 6 seems plenty for the signature of one of the worst people to ever live and a map to something that doesn’t exist. But then again our world does like to glorify monsters.
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Sadly, yes.
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I mean it’s also a classic movie prop? I’d love to own that.
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I need to kiss a girl … a beautiful Irish girl with auburn hair and blue eyes … whose breath tastes of strawberries.
Better get to work on that.
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But I have no knowledge of robotics.
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Ask Methuselah/Da Vinci/whoever-else-he-was from that one Trek TOS episode.
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If I go to him for advice, Kirk will eventually steal my gynoid away from me and then she’ll self-terminate. Forget it.
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test
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Huh?