I don’t know who she is either, but I will hate her on principle for having the same name as Jeff Dunham.
What did Peanut ever do to you? 😉
Where were you in '77?
I shaved my head, but I still feel the hair. I’ve got a phantom head of hair!
The 'do I’ve lost. The follicles I’ve lost… it won’t stop flowing in the breeze.
Keep Circulating the Tapes.
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Just a few minutes ago, I found a cricket here in my bedroom – a big, black one. This’ll be the third time in my life I’ve actually seen a cricket.
This’ll be the third time in my life I’ve actually seen a cricket.
Wow. There are all manner of insects in the state I live, except in the winter of course.
The Person in Question
Just a few minutes ago, I found a cricket here in my bedroom – a big, black one. This’ll be the third time in my life I’ve actually seen a cricket.
Supposed to be a sign of good luck when a cricket shows up inside your home. So long as you don’t harm the cricket that is. 😉
Where were you in '77?
I think I accidentally broke off one of its antennae collecting it. Otherwise, I tossed it back outside completely unharmed.
I don’t know who she is either, but I will hate her on principle for having the same name as Jeff Dunham.
I HATE HIM ON PRINCIPLE FOR HAVING THE SAME NAME AS LENA DUNHAM
http://splitsider.com/2013/09/comedy-for-dummies-jeff-dunhams-fall-at-the-top/
http://www.stereogum.com/1772710/the_jeff_dunham_show_is_the_wo/vg-loc/videogum/
http://funnycrave.com/jeff-dunham-is-sit-down-for-this-one-a-racist/
Lena Dunham = Worst Person Ever
The Person in Question
Lena Dunham = Worst Person Ever
PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY
SINCE I HAVENT SUED HER YET SHE CANT BE THE WORST PERSON EVER
ALTHOUGH SHE IS A HUMAN SO SHES AUTOMATICALLY IN THE RUNNING FOR WORST ANIMAL
She’s not funny, and from the stories she told in her memoir it seems fitting to assume she’s in the running.
The Person in Question
MORE SPECIFICS ABOUT HER MEMOIR PLEASE
MOST HUMANS ARENT FUNNY SO THAT HARDLY QUALIFIES HER FOR WORST HUMAN
Falsely accusing someone of rape for one, and molesting her 1 year-old sister. She was young when that happened, so I guess it isn’t as disturbing, but it’s still messed up. I know her dad was (is?) a freak so that might have something to do with how she turned out.
The Person in Question
Falsely accusing someone of rape for one, and molesting her 1 year-old sister. She was young when that happened, so I guess it isn’t as disturbing, but it’s still messed up. I know her dad was (is?) a freak so that might have something to do with how she turned out.
SHE DIDNT ACCUSE AN INNOCENT MAN OF RAPE
HER MISTAKE WAS NOT MAKING IT CLEAR THAT THE NAME SHE USED IN THE BOOK WAS NOT THE REAL NAME OF HER ATTACKER
AS FOR THE OTHER THING FROM HER BOOK
“Do we all have uteruses?” I asked my mother when I was seven.
“Yes,” she told me. “We’re born with them, and with all our eggs, but they start out very small. And they aren’t ready to make babies until we’re older.” I look at my sister, now a slim, tough one-year-old, and at her tiny belly. I imagined her eggs inside her, like the sack of spider eggs in Charlotte’s Web, and her uterus, the size of a thimble.
“Does her vagina look like mine?”
“I guess so,” my mother said. “Just smaller.”
One day, as I sat in our driveway in Long Island playing with blocks and buckets, my curiosity got the best of me. Grace was sitting up, babbling and smiling, and I leaned down between her legs and carefully spread open her vagina. She didn’t resist and when I saw what was inside I shrieked.
My mother came running. “Mama, Mama! Grace has something in there!”
My mother didn’t bother asking why I had opened Grace’s vagina. This was within the spectrum of things I did. She just got on her knees and looked for herself. It quickly became apparent that Grace had stuffed six or seven pebbles in there. My mother removed them patiently while Grace cackled, thrilled that her prank had been a success.
MAYBE THERE WAS WORSE BUT THAT JUST SOUNDS LIKE A CURIOUS SEVEN YEAR OLD WHO PROBABLY HASNT BEEN TAUGHT BOUNDARIES PROPERLY
…JUST SOUNDS LIKE A CURIOUS SEVEN YEAR OLD WHO PROBABLY HASNT BEEN TAUGHT BOUNDARIES PROPERLY
Actually, sounds more like a disturbed and mendacious 7-year-old who put the pebbles in there herself, and then blamed the one-year-old when she got caught…
or a 20-something that just made the whole damn thing up.
EITHER OF THOSE ARE CERTAINLY POSSIBLE
I don’t even know who this person is or why they would have a memoir.
Keep Circulating the Tapes.
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SHES BEST KNOWN FOR THE HBO SHOWS GIRLS WHICH IVE NEVER SEEN
APPARENTLY IT ALSO FEATURES KYLO REN
SHES ALSO WELL KNOWN FOR ANNOYING MOVIEFREAKEDMIND
WHY SHE HAS A MEMOIR IS ANYONES GUESS
I should write a memoir.
16-26 will be mostly me sitting in front of my computer with a short stint in Canada.
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I should write a memoir.
16-26 will be mostly me sitting in front of my computer with a short stint in Canada.
And by “Canada,” I’m assuming you mean “in front of a computer in Canada.”
Yes, obviously.
Keep Circulating the Tapes.
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I laughed a lot harder at this than I should have.
I blame Frink. 😉
Where were you in '77?
When in doubt, blame Frink 😉
There is a pop"metal" cover of it on YouTube.
So why was Wario64 banned again? Not that I’m upset about it or miss him obviously, but I was reading a thread he posted in and on a whim clicked his profile and I didn’t see where any of his recent posts broke rules. I mean if he got banned why Not a dew others…