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Will there be a staff Christmas party?

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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Want a penis joke, eh?

I've never met a xenomorph who wasn't a real dickhead.

You're welcome.

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0 points for not including the word "staff".

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Possessed said:

Penis joke!

 My staff hammer is the penis.

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The only time the sun and I are on good terms is late winter to mid spring. Throughout the rest of the year, we're bitter, hated enemies.

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If you can't stand the heat, get out to Kitchener.

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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TV's Frink said:



Possessed said:

Penis joke!


 My staff hammer is the penis.


I think, that Frink just (maybe re-)discovered "Dr. Horribles Sing Along Blog".

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DuracellEnergizer said:

The only time the sun and I are on good terms is late winter to mid spring. Throughout the rest of the year, we're bitter, hated enemies.

 You keep bringing this up, as if Canada is on the equator.

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TV's Frink said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

The only time the sun and I are on good terms is late winter to mid spring. Throughout the rest of the year, we're bitter, hated enemies.

 You keep bringing this up, as if Canada is on the equator.

Oh, yes -- Canada's a country of perpetual winter, with snow, igloos, Eskimos, and polar bears around eight months of the year. How could I have forgotten?

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Teenage-level sarcasm doesn't change the fact that there are an ass load of countries that are hotter than Canada, 100% of the time.  Maybe you should spend a summer in Brazil?

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DuracellEnergizer said:

TV's Frink said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

The only time the sun and I are on good terms is late winter to mid spring. Throughout the rest of the year, we're bitter, hated enemies.

 You keep bringing this up, as if Canada is on the equator.

Oh, yes -- Canada's a country of perpetual winter, with snow, igloos, Eskimos, and polar bears around eight months of the year. How could I have forgotten?

 Pretty much.

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Don't exaggerate. Winter only lasts seven months here.

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Given the size of Canada, I think it more fair to say Alaska is Canada's hat, with the rest of the US being its rather large bottom.

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Everything we eat just goes straight to our thighs, we can't help it!

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RicOlie_2 said:

Given the size of Canada, I think it more fair to say Alaska is Canada's hat, with the rest of the US being its rather large bottom.

 Someone sounds jealous of our luxurious booty.