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Apparently, this is what a hybrid clone of my three favourite actresses would look like:

Miraura Langenkan by DuracellEnergizer

Overall, though a bit generic looking, she's not a bad looking lady. I'd have thought she'd have a somewhat lighter hair colour, though.

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This guy is making a custom T.A.R.S toy...

...me want. Somekind of official Rubik's cube style, puzzle, transformer, sarcastic-talking T.A.R.S toy would be on my Xmas list of it was available.

VIZ TOP TIPS! - PARENTS. Impress your children by showing them a floppy disk and telling them it’s a 3D model of a save icon.

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Business as usual in Italy. Why care about silly things like corrupt politicians, crime up the wazoo, when mammamia, dis-a trolleys, der-a too noisy!! Ban-a them-a!

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At least they didn't ban Winnie the Pooh on playgrounds like Poland did.

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Well okay not ALL of Poland, just a certain town in Poland.  Because of "unclear" sexuality of him.

You'd think, in this day and age, he would be a mandatory acceptance because of that...

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What really?

I always thought all the animals in those stories were supposed to be stuffed animals, at least in the books.

How do stuffed animals in a children's book have sex?  Have we really sunk so low that we have to bring sex into to everything including children's stories???

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Agreed.  They banned something for being perverse, when really the only thing perverse is thinking about it in a way that they should get offended.

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Yeah, I have never once wondered what pooh and piglet get up to in bed.

This is the most insane story I have heard all year.

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Pooh and piglet porn is probably to come out soon, although it might not be what we expect.

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DuracellEnergizer said:

^This is so very wrong in so many ways in so many universes.

 

QFT

I think I will go have a good cry now.  The last unruined thing from my childhood has just been ruined.  Oh and I checked a live action Padington Bear movie is coming out so everything I loved has a kid has been wrecked in some way.

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DrCrowTStarwars said:


...everything I loved has a kid...


You should have used protection!

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DuracellEnergizer said:

TV's Frink said:

Possessed said:

Pooh and piglet porn is probably to come out soon, although it might not be what we expect.

 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rule_34_%28Internet_meme%29

I assumed he was talking about ... ahem ... literal pooh and a literal piglet. 

 Which, sadly, exists as well.

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Some people project their dark mental problems on the strangest things. :/

Where were you in '77?

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Reminds me of how donald duck was banned in finland for a long time because he didn't wear pants.  XD

Since when do even the most proper of ducks wear pants anyway?

Oh well, almost all of my favorite music comes from Finland so I'll give them a pass.

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Ironically, Disney once threatened to sue over Howard the Duck because of similarities to Donald, lack of pants being one of them. Marvel responded by putting pants on Howard. ;)

Where were you in '77?